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Roach, pointing to space: !!!

Shope: ?

Roach, pointing to space more violently: !!!!!!!!!

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“You just need to find someone who’s pathetic. Like you!"

-- Venamus giving Tyler dating advice

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Memnock: Be careful, Tyler!

Tyler: Of course! When am I not careful?

Tyler: ... Don't answer that, I just realized what I said.

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Tyler: Why are you smiling like that?

Kevin: Maybe I'm happy.

Tyler: That's not a happy smile. That's an evil "I've got something up my sleeve" smile.

Kevin: Really? How's this?

Tyler: ... That's exactly the same.

Kevin: No, it isn't.

Tyler: Yes, it is!

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Tyler: You ruined my life!

Tylers dad: How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there!

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Shope, about Jock: If that guy's 6'4" at the age of 13, I think we should put him down before it goes too far.

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Kevin: This date is boring.

Shope: This isn't a date. I told you was going to the store.

Kevin: Then why did you invite me?

Shope: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.

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Kevin: Mem, can you sign something for school?

Mem, shaking his head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.

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Roach: Man, if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me.

Memnock: From what?

Roach: Nobody would be able to stop me.

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Roach: We can't go in here! It says 18+, and there's only two of us here.

Kevin: You fucking idiot we just have to invite more people.

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Kevin: XR4RTi, it just KILLS me to see you all worked up like this.

XR4Ti, emotionless: I know. I'm totally out of control.

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BA Therapist: Taking care of something is good for someone's mental health!

Zenblock: Like a kid?

BA Therapist: I was thinking more like a plant--

Zenblock, thinking about the brand new Roach-shaped hole in his wall: I have several and I don't think my mental health is improving any time soon.

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Kevin: With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.

Zenblock, pinching the bridge of his nose: Please do not tell me you dragged your teammates to the store to taste test soaps again.

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Venaminion 1: Last night, the noobs paid the boss a visit, and The Roach picked up a grenade someone left on a crate, and let me tell you...

Venaminion 1: When Memnock yelled "Put that shit back" so loud, you know what I did?

Venaminion 2: You put your own shit back didn't you?

Venaminion 1: I put my own shit back.

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Roach: You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.

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Zenblock, about Memnock: Living with a man in his 40s is like living in a candle company's showroom.

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Kevin to a virus beast: If I got my brains scrambled and rearranged by an alien blaster, I would die too. You're not special.