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Roach: You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.

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Zenblock, about Memnock: Living with a man in his 40s is like living in a candle company's showroom.

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Kevin to a virus beast: If I got my brains scrambled and rearranged by an alien blaster, I would die too. You're not special.

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Roach: A subway rat made eye contact with me and said "Join us. When the train comes we slide under the tracks and feel it rumble over us like a warm thunderstorm. We live forever and we love to live". I said no thank you, I am too large. He turned away from me and I cried.

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HAH I totally forgot I made this

Anyway yeah Supernoobs season 1 tier list. Might end up making a season 2 tier list, especially cause of the quality increases

Anyway THE NOOBS MEET COUNT VENAMUS SUPREMACY

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Tyler: Are you sure about this?

Kevin: Have I ever let you guys down?

Roach: All the time.

Kevin: What?!

Tyler: You're very unreliable...

Shope: It's like, one of the hallmarks of your personality.

Kevin: Are you not remembering all the times I've been awesome?!

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Shope: People are basically just monsters hiding behind the thin veneer of social convention.

Tyler: Oh, come on. I mean, uh, yeah, sure, there's a few Naughty Nathans out there, but most people are basically good.

Shope: I watch security footage of people who don 't know they're on camera. Do you have any idea how many students have taken poops on the floor of the school because they think they're alone?

Tyler: I don't wanna know! Is it zero?

Shope: Seventeen.

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Kevin: Wasn't Venamus being fatphobic when he called Roach fatso??

Shope: You're right. Let me add fatphobe to the list of "Why Venamus is Problematic", right underneath his multiple war crimes.

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Memnock: Let's see if Roach is free. I'll call him.

Memnock: Or should I text?

Zenblock: Calls bother them for some reason.

Memnock: Yeah, I think it's a text.

Memnock: What sounds more casual, "Dear Roach" or "Greetings, Roach"?

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[Memnock and zenblock trying to teach venomous how to live on earth]

Memnock: when meeting new people, remember to keep it light and casual.

Venamus: light and casual, got it.

[Later, venamus meeting neighbors]

Venamus: I'M GOING INTO LABOR!!!

[In the bushes, zenblock looking through hype-realistic binoculars, memnock grabbing his head in shock]

Memnock: he's bringing out the false labor excuse already!?!

Zenblock: if he u-turns the topic back to cardboard manufacturing he might still clutch this.

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I forgot the link expired and we got some new lurkers in the tag so

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Kevin: Zen won’t trace it back to us! Shope: Are you being serious right now? Zen traces everything back to us. He traces things we haven’t even done back to us.

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[During the flight to their first intergalactic mission]

Kevin: Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.

Zenblock: I don't want another single pop-culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. Understand?

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Kevin: Venamus is it too much to ask you to just... Go back to being dead?

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Rovu: My assistance will be an unconditional act of beneviolence.

Tyler: Don't you mean benevolence?

Rovu: No.

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Kevin: Wasn't ICarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he like liked Apollo?

Shope: ICARUS??

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Memnock: What's up? You ok?

Shope: I just -- I just saw the boys pour 4 pounds of sugar into the dryer and tell me they were making cotton candy.

Memnock: Did it work?

Shope:

Shope: NO??