#source: real life

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

June, running to catch up with her friends: Help, I'm coming! Oh, I'm coming, so close, I'm so close, I'm coming!

[celestial-artisan]

Husk: ...That is panphobic.

Cherri Bomb: No, that's biphobic.

Alastor: That's transphobic AND aphobic, sir:)

Angel Dust: No. It's homophobic and cisphobic!

Lucifer: Y'ALL ARE BEING VERY HETEROPHOBIC RIGHT NOW

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Niffty: That's racist!

Charlie: I don't think any of you are using these words correctly...

Vaggie: All he said was he eats pizza with a fork and a knife.

Husk, Cherri Bomb, Alastor, Angel Dust, Niffty: EXACTLY!!!

Cherri Bomb: I'M FUCKING AUSTRALIAN AND I'M OFFENDED!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Engineer: What’s your favorite high school memory?

Scout: Leaving.

[doththymayo]

Jack, showing Davey and Les around: And this is Racetrack. He can fix your wounds, sew your clothes, cook, somewhat clean, dance, play the harmonica and the spoons...

Jack: He's sort of like our "jack-of-all-trades".

Crutchie, under his breath: More like jackass-of-all-trades.

[marmot-bee-person]

Han: What Leia: Luke gets my drift Luke: I get your drift, but i don’t like it

[im-not-a-l0ser]

*texting*

Pete: Okay, we're done at the library, come pick me up.

Ted: 🎶 Pick me up inside 🎶

I can't pick up!

🎶 Pick me up inside 🎶

Save me!

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

Red Son: *throws a crabapple at Mei* Crabapple: *misses* Mei: *picks up crabapple and turns around* Mei: If there weren’t people behind you I’d whip this at you

[lonewolfel]

Revan: I think the Force is the reason that I have insomnia.

Carth:

Revan: Think about it. I sleep one hour and am able to work 15 hours without caff. Imagine how strong I would be if I was actually able to get a good night of sleep.

Revan: *walks into a wall*

[pkmnincorrectquotes]

The Subway Twins would love this!

[lab-trash]

Kaz: Whoa, hi Oliver: You talking to the volcano? Kaz: I'm talking about the volcano. Kaz: ... Kaz: Wait, did I say hi? Oliver: Yes...? What did you think you said? Kaz: I don't know, I was just shocked, in my head I said 'oh my god, a volcano'

[brandstifter-sys]

Patton: Did Gwen Stefani start off singing in a band?

Virgil: No Doubt

Patton: Really, what band?

Virgil: ...

Virgil: Do not rope me into your dad jokes

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Kanaya: What Are You Doing

Aradia: what? im just sn00ping, i w0nt d0 anything nefari0us 0u0

Kanaya: Youre Going To Put A Dead Grub In That Thermal Hull Arent You

Aradia: whaaaaaat? n0000000...

[scrletscldier]

Tennant: This is looking gay, guys. Good shit.

[incorrectdexhamiltonquotes]

Tung: Dex, can we—

Dex: No.

Tung: You're not cool anymore Dex

Dex: Sorry to break it to you but I was never cool.

[doththymayo]

Davey, joking: Go climb a tree.

Katherine, joking: Go jump off a tree.

Davey: Oh...

Katherine:

Katherine: But don't hurt yourself doing it...

[marmot-bee-person]

Anakin: How’d you make yourself smile? Obi-Wan: I thought about all the stupid things you’ve said.