#incorrect kotor quotes

[dairine-bonnet]

Before Kotor 1:

*On Dantooine, after Revan was captured by Bastila and other jedi knights*

Bastila: You disobeyed our masters, led other jedi to the war, became Supreme Commander of the Republic against the will of the Jedi Council, mercilessly killed Mandalorians, destroyed Malachor V, broke the rule of affection and had an affair with Malak, betrayed the Republic, fell to the Dark Side...

(Darth) Revan *in a force cage*: So you have listed my main achievements in recent years. As I see it, my shortcomings will come next, won't they?

Thanks to @lazygizka repost today, I recalled the post, got inspired, and another idea came to my mind. It's kind of similar to the post below, but not the same:

[lonewolfel]

*Carth and Revan skipping stones on lake* Carth: It’s such a beautiful evening. Revan, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

[armageddon-is-light-after-dark]

Yes, yes she does

Right?

@yubsie , @serena-darrin and @othernaut

Bastila: By the Force, your master is- Revan: I know. I know. Bastila: I mean, seriously Revan, how did you ever- Revan: I don't know, I don't know. Kind of seems like maybe people should cut me some slack when I'm being a bitch, though, huh? Kind of seems like maybe now that we have all the information, turns out I could be a lot crazier if I wanted. But I keep a lid on it pretty good, and I deserve to go to Yavin Station on the way home.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Revan: I suffer every day for what. Girlish whimsy The Exile: you have something much more sinister going on

[starryyknights]

real dialog between bastila and revan from kotor

[2stepadmiral]

Mission: Then why is Revan always first?

Canderous: Because Revan’s in charge.

Bastila: He’s not in charge, I’m in charge! Tell them, Revan, tell them I’m in charge!

Revan: You heard her, when I’m not home, Bastila’s in charge.

Bastila: Revan!

[katara-targ]

Bastila: Fuck the Sith!

Carth: Yeah, fuck the Sith!

*the next day*

Carth: Guess who I just hooked up with last night?

Bastila: …who?

Carth: Darth Revan

[moravel]

[dairine-bonnet]

Revan *posted*: It's very hard to be a genius among mediocrities!

Malak: *disapproves*

The Exile: *disapproves*

Kreia: *approves*

[lonewolfel]

Revan: I think the Force is the reason that I have insomnia.

Carth:

Revan: Think about it. I sleep one hour and am able to work 15 hours without caff. Imagine how strong I would be if I was actually able to get a good night of sleep.

Revan: *walks into a wall*

[invincibleinck]

As usual, don’t love this but I spent enough time on it, sooo. Carth is tired. Bi finger guns.

Background isn’t mine. Edited it from a screenshot. Why are they on Taris? Don’t question it. Could be anywhere.

Which dialogue option/incorrect quote did you choose.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Revan: hey Revan: guess what Darth Malak: bitch with the way you live i have no fucking idea

[lonewolfel]

@late-draft @swtorpadawan @mer-acle @firinnie @swtorpadawan @autisticbones @slowpokenz @doodle-nerd @thefroglesbian @c0pper0tter @drunk-fuckin-skeleton @uriahcantdraw @spinaroos-47 @chishiyas-wig @ssilverscale @sergeantsporks @swtorgonewrong @kotorswtor @incorrect-kotor-quotes @saixria

Please stay safe guys.

Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

[starryyknights]

saw this on twitter and had make a revan and bastila version of it

[for-the-love-of-starwars]

So this is the brainchild idea from one of my friends and I! Although I took some artistic license :)

Carth: [Debriefing the Republic about what happened on the Leviathan]

Carth: One more thing…. Darth Revan is aliv—

Revan: Guess who bitches!!!

Republic soldiers: …

Revan: [Jumps on Carth’s back] You better not be talking shit flyboy.

Carth: [Tense] Now is not the time.

Carth: [Apologetically to Republic Soldier] Give me a second.

Carth: [Leaves with Revan attached to his back]

Carth: [Comes back with a gizka]

Revan: [Sits on Carth’s lap cuddling gizka]

Carth: [Sighs] As I saying the former Darth Revan is alive barring mental issues.