#incorrect kotor quotes

[dairine-bonnet]

Amnesiac Revan: The game must be dangerous, otherwise why play it?

Carth: Well... I do believe there is something seriously wrong with you!

Bastila *whispering quietly*: If only you knew...

[lonewolfel]

*Carth and Revan skipping stones on lake* Carth: It’s such a beautiful evening. Revan, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

[hokeyreligionsandancientweapons]

Good evening, Gentlemen! Please pay attention. I am a reformed Sith, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violence does not come easily to me. It's not tearing your throats out that doesn't come easily to me. Please do not make it any harder.

Revan, trying really hard to stay on the Light Side.

[armageddon-is-light-after-dark]

Yes, yes she does

Right?

@yubsie , @serena-darrin and @othernaut

Bastila: By the Force, your master is- Revan: I know. I know. Bastila: I mean, seriously Revan, how did you ever- Revan: I don't know, I don't know. Kind of seems like maybe people should cut me some slack when I'm being a bitch, though, huh? Kind of seems like maybe now that we have all the information, turns out I could be a lot crazier if I wanted. But I keep a lid on it pretty good, and I deserve to go to Yavin Station on the way home.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Star Wars Legends + text posts (part 4/?)

[starryyknights]

real dialog between bastila and revan from kotor

[peco5bi11]

the council has awarded you one singular yike.

May the force not be with you. I hope the force avoids you specifically.

It flows through all life but not you actually. We did tests.

[moravel]

[dairine-bonnet]

Canderous *after the battle with rakghouls on Taris*: Here, you shoot first, only then ask questions.

Amnesiac Revan: If I'd done that, you wouldn’t be giving me this advice now.

[enby-ernhardt]

[lonewolfel]

Revan: I think the Force is the reason that I have insomnia.

Carth:

Revan: Think about it. I sleep one hour and am able to work 15 hours without caff. Imagine how strong I would be if I was actually able to get a good night of sleep.

Revan: *walks into a wall*

[sailforvalinor]

Atton: *whispers* "I really want to kiss you."

Meetra: "What?"

Atton: "I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU."

[darthrevan-lord-of-the-sith]

Canderous: Where do you keep the liquor?

Carth: at 11AM?

Canderous: why? Does it move around during the day?

[oonaluna-art]

saw this incorrect quote and i thought it fit short Revan for some reason

Help, that's so funny! I'm a big fan of interpreting Revan and Malak's heights according to how their in-game models are presented.

If we ever get a KotOR 1 Remake and Revan isn't tiny anymore, I will cry.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Revan: hey Revan: guess what Darth Malak: bitch with the way you live i have no fucking idea