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vampire who comes home sad and dejected after work and her human gf is all "I know how to fix this 😊" and lays back seductively over the chaise lounge while undoing her top buttons and the vampire is like "oh great thanks honey !!" and has a sip but internally she's going "am I just a leech to you? do you think I won't appreciate a hug and a heart-to-heart? ;-;"

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conviction

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fuck yeah !!!!!!!!!

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BTW i see these posts all the time like "ohhh i dont know what to comment on fics.." and every response is "keysmashes! or hearts!! anything works :3" and thats GREAT!! thats helpful!!

but: consider. if u genuinely like analyzing writing.. do u know ur just allowed to go through and quote your favorite parts and ramble abt what they mean to u and the author will LOSE IT WITH HYPE?

genuinely. i felt SO WEIRD the first time i did it.. but like. holy shit authors love it. its crack for authors. the first time i did it, it was on a fic that hadnt updated in half a year, give or take, and the author made 3 updates that month BECAUSE OF MY COMMENT.

LIKE. as an author every comment is INCREDIBLE!!! but also, dont feel like your comment has to be short or otherwise ur invasive or smth!! authors ADORE long comments more than ANYTHING.

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3 transphobic arguments to be aware of (so you don't go down the alt right pipeline)

source

Easily one of the most important videos I've seen since the election.

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Virgil: To my fellow emos, my dark goths, my beloved eboys egirls and etheys, when someone points at your black clothes and asks ��whose funeral is it?’, make a good show of looking around the room before telling them ‘I haven’t decided yet, but maybe it should be the next person who speaks’. Guaranteed to shut them up. You’re welcome.

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=3 I had you in the first half...

No one can stop my Roman is #1 dukexiety shipper hcs

And you know he'll want to dress them up as the Addamses at some point. And it's a disaster because Remus wants to wear the sexy dress

Hi yes, please imagine Roman gushing about his otp without naming names or genders. He simply adores how one is so devoted and loving while also being a menace, while the other can match the chaos while keeping their lover from getting too crazy.

Patton immediately understands and agrees, they have such a great marriage.

Janus, being a shit, congratulates Roman on taking a vested interest in his brother's relationship with Virgil. He knows damn well Roman is talking about Gomez and Morticia but the prince's face is priceless. He goes from offended to horrified to considering it to acceptance

Roman has a new otp

I'm fucking cackling I actually thought it was the Spooky Gays from that first half but Jan W O U L D XD I L O V E how Ro goes from "N O! *actually thinks about it* Wait I'm seeing a connection here" XD

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ngl if a bi girl is talking about a hot guy and shes like “im so gay” you dont get to be like “but-” no buts. shes feeling queer about it.

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Haha funny reference (not really lol)

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Anyways, full picture if you click more‼️

Also fun fact- the first time I uploaded this I forgot his eyeshadow 😭 (And looking back on it now, man is that axe angle wonky lol)

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Janus pushed Virgil down steps…isn’t happy 😅😅 XD

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When I said I was going to draw a, "sexy pinup of Remus" which of you knew me well enough to know that something gory was in store?

I will admit, the bugs weren't a planned part of this but wowie doesn't is just add a special little something?

Image ID below the cut.

[ID: A digital illustration of Remus Sanders with a brainlicking.tumblr signature. Remus is posed on his hands and knees, facing to the viewer's right, he is arching his back so that his ass is pointed upward. Remus is grinning widely with lidded eyes and blushing cheeks. He is wearing a fishnet-mesh crop-top, shiny black stockings and green booty shorts that have a black slime pattern.

Remus is posed on a wooden insect pinning board, with large pins piercing through the soles of his feet, the backs of his hands and through his midsection, with blood trickling from the entry and exit wounds.

Behind Remus on the pin-board, to the far left and far right, are two large green stinkbugs that are pierced through the thorax with a single large pin each.

The background is a grungy, de-saturated green wall with four framed insects. On the left is a praying mantis, the top middle is a man-faced stinkbug, the bottom middle is a cicada and on the right is a scorpion.

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Roman would wax his chest just to avoid being like Remus.... and Remus would be living the dream looking even more like a 70s pornstar

What if the twins had chest hair?

Very H O T and A W O O G A but Ro's wouldn't show as much cause his collar is closed

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You tell your manager. He just shrugs and says that happens sometimes. That guy has been sending in his hawk for a like a decade. There's a bag of jerky under the counter specifically for the hawk. Give him a piece as a treat for his hard work.

You reconsider your employment situation

Imagine. You are a cashier at a gas station in japanifornia. A HAWK swoops down, grabbing a plastic package of bean buns from the shelves, then LANDS on the counter. It sticks its beak into its bandana (it is wearing a bandana) and pulls out a wad of bills. Sets the money on the counter. Flies away.

Just as you're recovering from the sheer wtf, the bird flies back in and shows you a drivers liscense and you realize, oh yeah, that has alcohol in it.

The picture on the ID is a scowling man.

The hawk is also in the photo.

He's over twenty one.

You let the hawk go.

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Virgil is just gonna show up and drag Remus into his room for movies. And afterwards he'll just say something like "This was fun, let me know if you want to do anything different for our next date"

Remus.exe has stopped working. But with first date awkwardness over, he's a little less terrified

Anxiety!Remus: Jaaaaaaaaannnnyyyyyyyy

Creativity!Janus: No, you have to give him an answer yourself, I'm not hiding you this time

A!Ree: But he wants to date me!! And I'm gonna screw it up!! I'm a flaming carwreck!!

C!Janus: Oh honey, he knows that. He's into that. Give him an answer

Deceit!Roman: This is obnoxious. I'll tell him you said no and that you never want to speak to him again

A!Ree: NO! I don't want to cut ties

D!Ro: How cute, you think he'll believe a word I say

C!Janus: who invited you?

And Virgil is lurking on the ceiling (spider) trying not to squeal because Remus really wants him even if he's scared

This is both hilarious and adorable XD Ree does N O T want to be the one to give Vee an answer cause he's thinking about every possible negative outcome while Jan & Ro aren't helping at all but little did he know that the lil shit of a Spider is definitely gonna up his flirting now that he knows he likes him back XD

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Virgil pins Remus to the wall, grabs his chin, and runs his thumb across Remus' lower lip

Remus: If you want me to suck it, you know you don't have to tease, I can be a good boy 😘

Virgil: Can't a guy memorize the pair of lips he wants to claim every night and fumble for every morning?

And Remus freaks tf out and tries to get away, but Virgil just isn't giving him a chance to run, not without a little more teasing and maybe a forehead kiss

I need someone else to picture this with me:

Roleswap. Anxiety Remus and Dark Creativity Virgil. Their personalities are basically the same, but they act a little different

Remus is just a little less bubbly and unhinged, but still a menace. He doesn't put himself out there as much and he's all too aware that he's not the hottest shit in the pile (more on that later). He doesn't have the same shirt with the tall collar (bc danger) and he's a little more picky with weapons.

Virgil is still a moody little sassy shit, but without the crushing social anxiety he's a lot more obnoxious. And I mean slutty anime bad boy love interest obnoxious—man spreading, antagonistic taunting, flirtatious quips, and teasing just to get a reaction out of his target. And this man knows what he's doing.

That target is Remus, who just so happens to have some of the most cartoonish/anime reactions out there. Remus can flirt back pretty easily, and he has no problem with throwing in innuendos, but he is a hot mess if things get too serious, like dating serious. Relationships are scary and Remus is scared he won't live up to expectations, considering Virgil is the hottest shit in the pile (told you it'd be back later) And Virgil wants this hot mess so badly, even if he doesn't think he's good enough for anyone—bitch is still trying anyway because Remus is into garbage

(I just want to imagine Virgil being flirty and confident to make Remus a stuttering mess, as opposed to a cartoon explosion)

I'm visualizing this entire concept and it's just fucking Y E S!!! A universe where Vee's a confident lil shit who knows what he wants and uses it to his advantage? It's over for Ree XD Sure he can handle an arm pinned next to him on the wall with a creative Emo giving him a shit eating grin and a lil chin raise but hand holding and a cheek caress??? Ree.EXE has stopped working and he's redder than a sun burn! Even if he's scared shitless about a relationship and feels like he won't be enough Vee knows it takes hot to know hot and he's certainly gonna prove the anxious dork wrong and that he can't get rid of him that easily

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The inventor of envelopes didn't invent them with the licking glue in mind, that came later. The inventor of envelopes was even freakier and decided to use hot wax instead

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Let 👏 Patton 👏 say 👏 FUCK 👏👏👏

Remus: *causally blasting 'Emo Boy' 24/7 on full volume*

Virgil: Re, I'm going to say this nicely...please to that shit off!

Remus: No >:]

Virgil:

Virgil: *sighs* PATTON! REMUS IS SUMMONING A DEMON AGAIN WITH YOUR COOKIES!!

*Patton magically appearing*

Patton: This is the last time Remus! Those are my FUCKING cookies!

Virgil: ...

Remus: ...

Remus: But I-!

Patton: *that one fatherly glare*

Remus: ...sorry....

^ that one 3am thought that you randomly remember

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Oh my god this is fucking beautiful XD An angy Patt is where Ree draws the line in his chaos and you can't really blame him for it XD