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being a loversdeath shipper in 2025 feels like constantly grasping at straws for absolutely any content

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I cant explain it, but J Daniel Atlas reminds me of Spencer Reed mixed with Andy Samburg. So. Take that as you will.

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Demanding more trans Jack Wilder fics, on my desk within the week, thanks.

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Nightly This Dean & This Cas

Chef Cas Novak is catering the most exclusive event in the city but everything is going wrong. Cas steps out of the kitchen for a break and catches the eye of Dean Winchester, who doesn’t want to be there, and the two decide to have their own party

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are you allergic to any types of grass?

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Hey. I think I hate you.

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they had to kill off Charlie because they realized having a lesbian best friend was going to be too liberating for Dean. If charlie was there in season 11 or 12 when Cas hangs out in the bunker and Dean is asking gay hunters what it's like to settle down and he's making him a mixtape, she would've smacked him over the head

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people are clowning on this guy on reddit but uhhh let's pause for a minute and ask...so what happens if someone has a skin condition? what if part of their face has been burned? what if they're missing their eyes? and so what if they just have a fuckton of tattoos? recognition algorithms are aligned with the most ""average"" / ""normal"" features which means any deviation gets denied access to shit we didnt need age verification for 1 year ago. i dont care if it's a choice versus not, dont care if it's accessing porn or wikipedia, this needs to stop

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I want to write some lref fanfiction, but my brain is absolutely empty.

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poking my head out from around the corner. does your silly tumblr base get to see Dean in fancy straps

No

You get two Castiels in fancy old-time outfits instead

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Literally EVERYONE

Castiel:

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Theories of how Merlin got his purple shirt:

The royal seamstress presented Arthur the purple shirt but it doesn’t look good with his blond hair so he gives it to Merlin so he “would have at least one decent shirt”

Morgana: Why did you even ask for purple? We’ve known for years now that that’s not your colour.

Arthur: I thought they might have come up with a new purple by now that doesn’t clash with yellow?

Morgana: Are you stupid?

Arthur is sick of having so many visiting nobles and their servants and knights flirting with Merlin, while it’s always just friendly chatter for Merlin because he can’t spot if someone’s flirting with him or not, so he makes Merlin wear his “one decent shirt” at the welcoming feasts so everyone knows not to approach him with certain intentions

Visitor: So, since when are you the king’s mistress?

Merlin: I’m his what now?

Gwen: A bit over two years now.

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It gets to a point where you wondered if Victor Krane could have done better.

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if I was a cyborg I would want all of my mechanical parts to be like 90s clear plastic so you could clearly see all the machine guts inside and I think that's really sexy of me.

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this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

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what it says on the tin! I offered to throw together something on drawing raw meat (in a mouthwashing server, naturally) so here it is in case someone finds it useful

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I know we are all used to hear bad news from the USA or UK when it comes to trans rights but this time Germany wants to play in the same league.

Our idiots at home ministry came up with the fucking idea to start a register for all transgender and nonbinary people which would mean every person working at some public position could always at any given time see your assigned gender at birth, your deadname, your address and who knows what else.

We had been there in the past. Hitler Germany called it the "Travestite Law" back then. Our politicians didn't learn.

We all know this is unacceptable.

Please, if you are German, sign it. If you are not, spread it wide and far.

This had been stopped once a few years ago. It needs to be stopped again.