#source: camp camp

[incorrectbatfam]

Stephanie: Just because you had one bad day at camp doesn’t mean you have to ruin MY experience!

Tim: I fell down a cliff and was attacked by bears!

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2596

Astarion did not check for traps. (Dialogue from Camp Camp.)

(Yeah so I can't stop watching the Astarion's Actor Plays Baldur's Gate 3 vids, oops.)

[waterfire1848]

Charlie: Vaggie may seem nice, and caring, and smart, and beautiful, and- Alastor: Focus.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Wanda may seem nice, and caring, and smart, and pretty, and—

Yelena: Focus.

[dragonflavoredcake]

Xisuma: Guys, this is the fourth time this week! Grian, Joe, do you really think Zed likes being suspended from the ceiling against his will? Zedaph, duct-taped to the ceiling: Do not speak for my interests!

[halfhissandwich]

Logan struggling with slang part 12637316

[incorrect-gaffers-quotes]

Leshawna: Guys, this is the fourth time this week! Duncan, DJ, do you really think Harold likes being suspended from the ceiling against his will?

Harold, duct-taped to the ceiling: Do not speak for my interests!

[danganronpafakes]

Makoto: We have to find the person responsible stat! It could be anyone! Kyoko: Makoto, it's Junko. I mean, come on, it's always Junko.

Source: Camp Camp (“The Candy Kingpin”)

[red-is-a-cool-color]

Charlie: We have to find the one responsible! It could be any of us!

Vaggie: Sweetie, it's Alastor.

Vaggie: I mean, come on. It's always Alastor.

[emmikay]

Hawkeye: Sir! You’re hurt!

Mustang: These wounds hardly compare to my emotional scars.

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

William: Lark, we have a problem!

Lark: What, the fire?

William: No- What fire?

Lark: Oh never mind, this sounds more interesting.

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Rocky: Just because you had one bad day at camp doesn’t mean you have to ruin MY experience!

Calvin: I fell down a cliff and was attacked by bears!

[waterfire1848]

Zuko: Sokka may seem nice, and caring, and smart, and handsome, and-

Azula: Focus.

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Isaac: Guys, this is the fourth time this week! Jan, Thierry, do you really think Bumbercatch likes being suspended from the ceiling against his will.

Moe, duct-taped to the ceiling: Do not speak for my interests!

[cyber-streak-2]

*Cyclonus & Drift are fighting*

Rung: N-No more fighting! Violence never solves anything!

Whirl: STAB HIM, BITCH!

[halfhissandwich]

Virgil is mad at both of his dads but geez dude he just wants to prevent them from getting divorced again