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davey: okay jack, you won't like this but at the moment spot is actually being the more mature one. jack: *scowls angrily* spot: yeah, i'm being super mature you big, dumb, hairy, baby, twat.

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katherine: i love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

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jack, watching the delancey brothers from a distance: that's it, come to daddy.

davey: did he just talk about himself in the third person?

race: ...did he just call himself "daddy"?

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finch: what if they put me in the refuge, specs? you know what happens to guys like me in the refuge?

specs:

finch: they get really into push ups. and i am fine with my upper body the way it is.

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race: would you mind closing the door for me?

davey: oh, sure.

race: from the other side.

davey: ...of course

davey, going to the outside of the room and holding the door: like this?

race: that’s it.

davey: ...with me on the -

race, as davey shuts himself out of the room: thanks!

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albert: what did i teach you about stealing?! tommy boy: how. you taught me how.

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davey, about jack: it's sweet that you care about him so much. crutchie: i do. and i wouldn't be able to forgive myself if something happened to him, and i wasn't at his bedside to say "i told you so".

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les: you guys sing? race: of course we sing. we're a gang.

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spot: how could this happen? have i changed? have i gone soft?

jack: no. you’re still as horrible and evil as the day that satan himself placed you in your mother’s arms.

spot: oh, that’s so sweet.

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race: excuse me for not wanting to wake up dead!

crutchie: i can’t believe i have to explain this again. you can’t wake up and be dead.

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davey: uh, jack, can i ask you a question?

jack: yeah.

davey: why are we lying on the ground?

jack: you got knocked out, so i laid down next to you so people would think we’re just chilling.

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albert: is "motherfucker" one or two words? i'm writing a valentine.

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jack: did you find crutchie?

race: yeah, he's with jesus now.

jack: WHAT?!

race: no, no! sorry! he's at church. poor choice of words.

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davey: since i'm gonna be gone for a while, i've left a complimentary bowl of advice.

davey, picking a paper out of the bowl: for example, "race, stop doing that" applies to everything.

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albert: hey, race sneezes like a girl!

race: then how about i POUND you like a boy? that didn't come out right.

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Sometimes I find it hard to imagine the characters the way you characterize them, sorry

that's okay! i fell in love with newsies through the uk production, as you can probably tell. i watched the disney proshot next and finally watched the movie. i love each iteration of newsies equally!

but each post i make has the uk production in mind, because for me that is what i imagine when i think of newsies (which is also why this blog is called incorrectuksies)

i know that isn't for everyone, and that's okay! but i still like to think that these silly incorrect quotes might make people smile or laugh. realistically, i'm probably only making myself laugh, but i think i'm very funny so i can live with that.

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jack: and how exactly will you stop me?

mike: we'll tell crutchie.

jack:

jack: goddamnit.