#source: West Wing

[crybabycunt]

Kate: A week ago, I accidentally slept with Yelena. Clint: Really? Kate: Yes. Clint: You accidentally slept with Yelena? Kate: Yes. Clint: Accidentally? Kate: Yes. Clint: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Edwin: You’re right.

Jaheira: That’s… that’s an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

[incorrect-gaffers-quotes]

Heather: About a week ago I accidentally made out with Leshawna.

Gwen: Really?

Heather: Yes.

Gwen: You accidentally made out with Leshawna.

Heather: Yes.

Gwen: Accidentally.

Heather: Yes.

Gwen: I don’t understand, did you trip or something?

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Colin: Where are you going?

Jan: I'm going to a bookstore. Want to come?

Colin: An hour with you in a bookstore? Couldn't you just throw me off the Shard?

Jan: It's Tuesday, Colin! There's no reason we can't do both!

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

Gwen: About a week ago I accidentally made out with David. Penelope: Really? Gwen: Yes. Penelope: You accidentally made out with David. Gwen: Yes. Penelope: Accidentally. Gwen: Yes. Penelope: I don’t understand, did you trip over something?

[theunsinkablesappho]

Amphitrite: Luidaeg, come quick. Titania's getting her ass kicked by a girl. Luidaeg: Acacia, get some popcorn.

[incorrectgallaghergirlsquotes]

Bex: What's going on with you and Zach? Cammie: Nothing Macey: I think you're wrong. Cammie: I think I'm not Liz: We think you're getting together Cammie: We're not Liz: But you want to Cammie: Yes Bex: I think- wait, what? Cammie: See, sometimes if I slam on the brakes, you run right past.

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Peter: I'm gonna help you, 'cause you know why?

Gwen: Because you walk around with so much guilt about everybody you love dying that you're a compulsive fixer?

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Just skip to the part that’s going to anger me.

Jason: That’s going to be all of it.

[definitelyincorrect]

Peter: Mr. Stark?

Tony:

Peter: You know how you told me not to wake you unless the tower is on fire?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: Just skip to the part that’s going to anger me.

Peter: That’s going to be all of it.

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Just skip to the part that’s going to anger me. Peter: That’s going to be all of it.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Edwin: I concede that I was wrong.

Viconia: Good.

Edwin: However-

Viconia: No. No ‘however’. Just be wrong. Just stand in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn: Just skip the part that's going to anger me.

Vi: That's going to be all of it.

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Just skip the part that's going to anger me.

Kate: That's going to be all of it.

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

Erin: It really bothers you that Tabii listens to me sometimes! Sasha: Yes, but you shouldn't take it personally. It bugs me when Tabii listens to anyone who isn't me.