#incorrect ted lasso

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Jamie: Why are girls allowed to say girlfriend to refer to a platonic friend, but I can't say this is my boytoy twink malewife Colin?

Roy: You could if you weren't a fucking coward.

[milfloverobisanya]

royjamie as textposts (part 2/?)

[part one here]

[dadstielkline]

[sanazyung]

[coolpointsetta]

colin: wanna play a game?

isaac: sure bruv, what are the rules?

colin: i say something i overheard roy saying and you have to guess if he said it to an actual dog or to jamie

isaac:

colin:

isaac: i’m in gimme a sentence

[jamietwat]

Keeley: If it's a concussion, you have to keep him conscious. Okay? Ask him questions Jamie: Roy, what's your sexuality? Keeley: Stuff he knows

[military-newsboys]

Ted: Roy is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day he is fun to be around.

Jamie: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.

[correct-two-aces]

jamie: i think i need to be alone for a while.

jamie, later, sitting with dani and sam: thanks for being alone with me, guys.

[lasshoe]

Incorrect Ted Lasso + The Parent Trap (or an AU where Rebecca follows Ted to Kansas)

[incorrect-richmond]

Jamie, introducing Keeley: This is my better half

Jamie, introducing Roy: And this is my bitter half

[shewantsitall]

Interviewer: On the field, what do your names get shortened to?

Sam: Just Sam. It’s short enough.

Jamie: Or sweetheart… Sometimes I call him sweetheart 💖

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Ted: Okay, give me your hair dryer.

Keeley: What?

Roy: What are you talking about?

Ted: Don't you carry one in your purse?

Roy: Have you ever met a human woman?

Ted, on the phone: Hey, do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

Rebecca: Of course. I'm not an animal.

[milfloverobisanya]

afc richmond during richmond v. west ham [3x04] as textposts

[dadstielkline]

[secretnook]

Roy: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

Jamie: it’s not a joke

Jamie: *sniffles*

Jamie: I’m a legit snack

[coolpointsetta]

jamie: bad news. colin locked his keys in his locker before leaving training today

jamie: good news! we didn’t have to wait for ted to come back with the keys to open it

jamie: bad news. colin found it very concerning i know how to pick locks and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. i was too afraid to tell him that the reason i learned was because at 13, i realized picking locks is a skill used to impress hot people

jamie: good news! a hot person saw me do it

jamie: bad news. it was roy. and since he’s already seen me get a fear boner, cry at photos of baby isaac because he was so goddamn small and knows i can ride a unicycle, he will never think i’m cool. never. it’s too late.