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[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: Kate, you’re the selfless one in the family, right?

Kate: Wouldn’t know. I haven’t thought about myself in years.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Kazuha: *watching the trio's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?

Ran: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that has the MPD inspector on speed dial.

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Barbara, we’ve known each other for a long time, right? You’ve come to respect me, right?

Barbara: Sure.

Jason: Well, get ready to stop.

[timdrakesbussy]

[batfamgalore]

*Dick after running away and trying to prove himself to Bruce*

Bruce: I like you, Dick. You remind me of myself at your age.

Dick: I deserve that.

[wildlyincorrect]

Elphaba: You’re cute, but selfish and narcissistic to the point of near-delusion.

Glinda, watching Elphaba walk away: She called me cute 🥹

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Agatha: Lilia, I think you should play the role of my mother.

Lilia: I don’t want to be your mother.

Agatha: That’s perfect. You already know your lines.

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Gerrard: you don’t see me saying anything crazy about Buckley and Diaz’s weird little relationship

Buck and Eddie: *in unison* they’re just jealous

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Crow!Rook: Viago, I think you should play the role of my father. Viago: I don't want to be your father. Crow!Rook: That's perfect! You already know your lines.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 75

Jason, on a truth serum: I love butt stuff. I hate spiders. I stole a pen from the bank. I cried to About A Boy the soundtrack.

Jason: I can see why women find Roy Harper attractive to the point where I might just as well be attracted to him.

Jason: I use comparisons to Hitler to win arguments on the internet at the drop of a hat.

Jason: I know nothing about wine. I'm more attracted to women in pajamas than lingerie- I just wanna know they feel comfortable.

Jason: I didn't get Inception. *cries* I didn't get Inception.

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Scott: Hey, how was the date! Stiles: Never doing that again. I thought he'd be cool since he was in-the-know, but he turned out to be super anti-werewolf. Scott: That's so sad. I'll give Stiles a shoulder to cry on, and Boyd, Erica, you two go find that dude's apartment and put a dead fish in his air vents. Boyd: What? Erica: Got it.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Hey, you sneeze like a girl, Potter

Harry: And how about I pound you like a boy—nope, that didn’t come out right

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Hakuba, about Kaito: That guy is a hurricane.

Shinichi: Hah, yeah, he sure is.

Hakuba: Hurricanes are bad, Kudou-kun.

[incorrectbatfam]

Alfred: They're playing hide-and-seek.

Bruce: Where?

Alfred: I don't think that's how it works.

[i-only-see-daylight]

Dorian: Rowan, I think you should play the role of my father.

Rowan: I don't want to be your father.

Dorian: That's perfect. You already know your lines.