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[batfamgalore]

*Dick after running away and trying to prove himself to Bruce*

Bruce: I like you, Dick. You remind me of myself at your age.

Dick: I deserve that.

[incorrectbatfam]

Alfred: They're playing hide-and-seek.

Bruce: Where?

Alfred: I don't think that's how it works.

[timdrakesbussy]

[wildlyincorrect]

Elphaba: You’re cute, but selfish and narcissistic to the point of near-delusion.

Glinda, watching Elphaba walk away: She called me cute 🥹

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Agatha: Lilia, I think you should play the role of my mother.

Lilia: I don’t want to be your mother.

Agatha: That’s perfect. You already know your lines.

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Gerrard: you don’t see me saying anything crazy about Buckley and Diaz’s weird little relationship

Buck and Eddie: *in unison* they’re just jealous

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Crow!Rook: Viago, I think you should play the role of my father. Viago: I don't want to be your father. Crow!Rook: That's perfect! You already know your lines.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Hey, you sneeze like a girl, Potter

Harry: And how about I pound you like a boy—nope, that didn’t come out right

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Scott: Hey, how was the date! Stiles: Never doing that again. I thought he'd be cool since he was in-the-know, but he turned out to be super anti-werewolf. Scott: That's so sad. I'll give Stiles a shoulder to cry on, and Boyd, Erica, you two go find that dude's apartment and put a dead fish in his air vents. Boyd: What? Erica: Got it.

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Matthias when he first met the Crows: *deep breath* I can’t spend all night being this angry. Because heart attacks run in my family and YOU PEOPLE AREN’T WORTH IT

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Simon: I don’t want to be anything like my father. He held the longest grudges.

Simon: I’ll always hate him for that.

[i-only-see-daylight]

Dorian: Rowan, I think you should play the role of my father.

Rowan: I don't want to be your father.

Dorian: That's perfect. You already know your lines.

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Not much could ruin today.

Damian: Greetings.

Tim: Oh, shoot. I forgot saying that summons him.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve, looking through Nancy’s book bag: Hey Carol? What does a pregnancy test look like?

Carol: It’s like a thin piece of plastic with a thing at the end of it.

Steve: Ah, okay.

Steve: Then this is definitely a gun.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Tim: *standing still with arms out, covered in string lights, garland and ornaments*

Steph, singing: Oh Christmas Tim, oh Christmas Tim, thy candle shines so brightly~

Steph, adding ornaments: Oh Christmas Tim, oh Christmas Tim, much pleasure thou canst give me~

Jason: *walks in* ...

Steph and Tim: ...

Jason: Why do you guys do stuff like this?

Tim: Cause it's fun.

Steph: Yeah.

Jason: ...

[...]

Steph and Jason, placing ornaments: The sight of thee at Christmas tide spreads hope and gladness far and wide~

Steph, Jason, and Tim: Oh Christmas Tim, oh Christmas Tim, thou tree most fair and lovely~