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it’s that time of the day again when i make stupid memes that i will not remeber making by the time i wake up.
#i honestly have no idea what the hell am i doing#someone please take away my phone#i made like 10 memes in the past 3 minutes and i plan on making more
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GET READY FOR MY VENGEANCE PEOPLE I AM SAD AS FUCK TODAY AND THERE'S NO SCHOOL UNTIL JAN 3 GET READY FOR FUCKED CHAPTERS
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I should be asleep but instead I'm awake and angy about how cool the summer event could have been not that it wasn't really good but like I love Kalpas so much mhy pls
anyway, I'm unreasonably mad that we didn't get shirtless kalpas, but then I was like "no I'm pretty sure they only have ONE male character model" and I dont think they would have done Kalpas justice, but I'm still sad
also because I have no sleep and no brain I remembered that I took a screenshot of how flat Su's ass is in game and I went through my discord to find it so here's that and then also like. 20 more screenshots I found while scrolling and I'm so sorry, someone please remind me to delete this in the morning
I fully believe Su has a flat ass, but that shit is concave
ok like all of the pictures of them in the theater together made me a lil sad but this one just like I had to stop and almost cry because I'm a baby and I just want the flame chasers to be happy😭😭😭
I don't know why but I have these 3 sent together with no explanation and it's not honkai but I think everyone needs to see ushi
have I ever told you that I love hua and senti has taken over my mind and now owns me? because this picture is just like permanently in my brain
#someone please take away my phone#babygirl kalpas anon said two words and i went feral 😭#also me blacking out my discord because im fucking paranoid#i just wanted to find this picture so i could be like “all the guys look the same”#because there is no way in hell kalpas and su have the same ass#i have stared long enough i would know
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Forgot I had tumblr for a quick second there
#pokemon#submas#subway bosses#subway boss#Subway master#battle subway#sbms#subway boss ingo#subway boss kudari#subway boss nobori#subway boss emmet#subway master ingo#subway master kudari#subway master nobori#subway master emmet#サブマス#サブウェイマスター#ノボリ#クダリ#ingo#emmet#pokémon black and white#pokémon legends arceus#I love them sm someone please take them away from me#I actually get so excited seeing them sometimes I have to turn my phone off and get myself together#this life is hard /j
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Claire got bored waiting alone and called her brother to join! They’re gonna get bellybutton piercings when Cas is done!
Naomi got her lobotomy certification from claires
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Dick: *Looking out of the kitchen window* geez- what the hell?!
Dick: Jason, why is Y/N tied to a tree?!
Jason: I put them in time out.
Dick: Why?
Jason: Because, when we went to McDonald's earlier some kid threw his french fries on the floor and his dad told him if he did it again he was going to spank him...
Jason: Y/N threw their fries on the floor...
Dick: ...
Damian, walking into the kitchen: Why is Y/N tied to a tree?
Jason, and Dick: They're in time out.
#bad y/n! how dare you? *throws my fries on the floor too* have you no shame?!#hehehe#please someone take my phone away from me#i have a cold and need sleep...#my mind is horrible right now... i love it!#jason todd x reader#jason todd x y/n#jason todd x you#jason todd#red hood x reader#red hood x y/n#red hood x you#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#damian wayne#robin#incorrect dc quotes#dc incorrect quotes#dc#dcue
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I need this man on my doorstep now.
He is so fine for what? 😭
#francis mosses#Milkman#that's not my neighbor#He is my new babygirl#I need him on my doorstep now#He is so babygirl coded#I'm gonna feral for this man#Someone please take my phone away#He is so fine#He is so fine for what#Yup this grown adult is the next victim for my oc x canon shipping
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I have officially made 68 of these
#please i cant stop myself#someone take my phone away#aphmau#minecraft diaries#aphmau fandom#i don’t support aphmau#mcd#minecraft diaries aphmau#aphmau mcyt#mcd aphmau#mcyt#aphblr#aphverse#aphmau meme#text post#incorrect quotes#aphmau shalashaska#michi mcd#laurance zvahl#laurence zvahl#travis valkrum#garroth romeave#zane ro'meave#ivy the venom scythe#aphmau dante
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enchanted!arthur during the musical episode singing “did i mention” from descendants to merlin. yeah.
edit: merlin is singing “i won’t say (i’m in love)” from hercules while the knights insist he is. denial is a riVER IN EGYPT-
edit 2: merlin is now singing “falling for ya” from teen beach movie. shits getting real.
edit 3: the knights set up a date for merthur and while lancelot is singing “kiss the girl” from the little mermaid
edit 4: morgana is having her main character moment now and is singing “she’s so gone” from lemonade mouth in her chambers. DAMN IT she ruined merthur’s date. wait…what’s she doing with that dagger?? UTHER WATCH- oh nvm get his ass morgana
edit 5: the knights set up another date for merthur and lancelot and gwaine are singing “can you feel the love tonight” from the lion king (timon and pumba’s parts are about merlin). elyan, percival, and leon are singing the chorus and slow dancing in the background- oh nvm they’re just twerking really slowly. merlin is singing simba’s part while arthur is singing nala’s.
edit 6: gwen is giving heart eyes to lancelot and singing “he could be the one” from hannah montana 3
edit 7: merlin can’t find a cure to the love spell over arthur and gwen brings up true loves kiss and merlin doesn’t believe her but she says to try anyways. merlin is staring at arthur across the field and singing “one kiss” from descendants 3
edit 8: merthur are being soft and awkward around each other and since merlin didn’t want to enter a courtship with secrets, he revealed his magic to arthur. things have been tense but now they’re singing “something there” from beauty and the beast. it looks like arthur is coming around
edit 9: they’re singing “i see the light” from tangled. they’re all alone under the stars. they’re leaning in closer. they’re…HOLY FUCK THEY’RE KISSING
#holy fuck#shut up#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#gwencelot#knights of the round table#morgana#gwen#guinevere#lancelot#gwaine#elyan#leon#percival#someone please take my phone away
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Someone needs to take me off of Pinterest bc how tf have I saved over 5.1k pins just on byler alone
Like I need help fr… but it’s for a good cause ( my happiness ����💙)
#byler nation#byler#byler Pinterest#please help me#someone needs to take me away from my phone#it’s a curse#mike wheeler is gay#stranger things
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okay so let me tell you…I did something really stupid today….
I always wondered what jere looks like without his moustache bc what is he hiding under that damn thing???
and today was the day my curiosity won…
so I opened this silly little app on my phone (bc I was too lazy for a real photshop edit)
for reference this is the before pic:
…and uhm…
this came out…
I AM SO FCKING ASHAMED OF MYSELF RN💀💀💀💀💀💀😩😩😩
#someone please take my phone away#this is coming straight out of hell#I should go to jail for this#should I do his beard next???💀💀💀#käärijä#jere pöyhönen#kaarija
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Right and his work menaces (Brent and Karen).
I don't remember last I mentioned it but apart from crude nicknames to people (except Chris), he also just puts them in his phone really weird (except Chris, who is literally in his phone as Chris). And I bring this up because in Right's phone, Karen is saved as "Lawful Obligation".
#my characters#oops i fell in love#can you guys tell im stressed and hyperfixating on my own fucked up ocs cause i am#also brents nickname at work and in rights phone is fuckwad#and hes like yeah if im called anything else at this point by right its weird and uncomfortable#and when it is finally approached as if paul is only in rights phone as shitty-ex (answer) now that hes an excoworker#what was he in rights phone BEFORE the transfer#and right is like annoying dickwad ... karen is like oh i see thats why you call him a dick still#thats like a nickname from his phone name#and brent has to ask why fuckwad and dickwad and right looks at him and takes a deep breathe before saying#because i like the word wad and it is very comforting bc like a wad of paper ? you can throw it away#and so if i realize i gotta get rid of attachment i wad it up#also dont tell paul that dickwad was a form of attachment or he will never shut the fuck up about it#karen and brent both swear to never mention it to paul#paul is honestly such a weird anomaly in the plot bc he doesnt directly work at the same police station#but he is CONSTANTLY a topic of gossip or annoyance or updates#hes literally karens best friend! aside from chris he was one of the few right worked with who HAD touch privileges before right banned it#hes also just genuinely well liked but no one can actually tell him or he will become insufferable#which is a crime that rick is guilty of once when he meets paul and karen introduces him#and rick is just OH i know that name! youre her best friend#and she looks so betrayed and paul looks so delighted and stunned and radiant over this fact#and rick makes up for it before the night is over which is why karen forgives him - he made paul back in his place#anyway yeah right has lots of fears and hes my bundle of anxiety and i love him and his atrocious nicknames#i think i would die if i gave someone a rude nickname even affectionately irl#also also final note on this ig#since right is a detective and not always at the station its worth pointing out brent and karen just work taking calls and#doing misc other work at their desks which are nearby so they 100% bond and its wonderful#ok i lied final note on them is#for a very long time karen has to check with right to make sure she isnt annoying brent because he doesnt emote well#and shes scared she wont know if shes annoying him please help youre like the only one who reads his moods accurately
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SILVER SPRINGS | MIRANDY
Time cast a spell on you, but you won't forget me.
#miranda priestly#andrea sachs#mirandy#the devil wears prada#someone please take my phone away from me#thank you charot#seriously though#I have been listening to songs that would make me seem heartbroken#girl.....#I have no boyfriend or girlfriend since birth 🙂#I am single by choice#english is not my first language
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I just read in the writer's note the end of the relationship between the canon and the fic writer, and honestly it was more emotional than the chapter itself
#ao3#rickyl#thiam#buddie#codywan#zolu#I desperately need to sleep#someone take my cell phone away from me please
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6'5???????? DAMN
Love a tall man
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You like what you see, huh? But don’t worry I don’t bite
Unless you’re into that kinda thing…
((SOMEONE TAKE MY PHONE AWAY FROM ME PLEASE))
#🛁#someone sedate me#stop me please#what am i even doing#😭#the amazing digital circus#tadc jax#the amazing digital circus jax#ask blog#send asks#tadc#asks open#jax#send me asks#asks#ask response#anon ask#answered asks#ask me anything#ask#jax tadc#jax the amazing digital circus#jax the rabbit#someone take my phone away
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I don't care what anyone says but the classical rendition of give me everything kinda slapped I said what I said.
They really said:
#please someone take my phone away#bridgerton#polin bridgerton#colin x penelope#ive reached the point of making shitty memes#sorry not sorry#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington
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