#snow joke

[awesomeabbeygirl]

Definitely meant to be a girl! 🥰

[loubella77]

18+ MDNI

Should I just strip out here?

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[brights-daily-puns]

Today is super rainy! Glad I was able to record before the downpour started!

[newriverartist]

Great Snow Joke!

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[akiretv]

cracking jokes in the cold

[ctrlzxoo]

ROUND 7: amongst a sea of green, is a glimpse of snow

Bonus: happy end(?)

[doghowto]

That shake-off! 😄 Follow me for more happy dogs!

[cosmicschmidt]

I need this man biblically.

[marciabrady]

"We do love those girls. we want to bring them with us. But now they have a whole new life. They can exist in our current culture, our pop culture again. It's a celebration of them. It's a rebirth." -Cameron Diaz "The good thing is, you can't harm the original image. You're never going to really take away from Sleeping Beauty or Snow White." -Julie Andrews

SNOW WHITE and CINDERELLA in SHREK — 2001

[letraspal]

Happy Birthday Simon Snow Salisbury 🫡 Welcome to 27!!! I will always love you, thank you for teaching me that life can gets better and to keep trying 🌹

[donttellunclesam]

"Steve throws one of those raised-eyebrow looks over his shoulder. 'You coming?' he calls, badly hiding a laugh as he watches Eddie waddle along behind him in his big dumb yellow jacket."

haz read my mind and wyn asked nicely, so here it is! based on the lovely, sexy, hilarious collab fic baby it's cold outside (but it's real warm in your mouth) by @wynnyfryd and @griefabyss69

[i-am-mldy]

i need these editors on tiktok making thirst edits of young Snow to always remember that that's the same mf who will torture Peeta bread boy Mellark 65 years later (among other, yknow, atrocities like forced prostitution and yknow MURDERING CHILDREN) thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[definetelynotavampire]

this is my dead apple

[sumju]

[runraerun]

May God forgive me but a Hot Frosty!Steddie AU where Eddie (being a freak) ((and also a little high)) kisses a snowman and unknowingly brings it to life. ☃️ *dodges rotten tomato*

Hey, if you didn’t want Eddie to make out sloppy style with your snowman then why did you make him so hot, huh??? Why did you carve abs into him? Why’d you give him bedroom eyes?! 😒Anyway… as I was saying…

Eddie leaves, accidentally leaving behind his battle vest on the snowman, heading home to Forest Hills trailer park. Dude’s totally oblivious to the fact that he just performed a freaking miracle, shattering almost every law in the known universe, all because he thought a snowman was fine as hell.

Hot Frosty (aka our boy Steve), can’t do anything but think of Eddie. It’s his first fully formed thought he has as his snowy skin melts and gives way to human flesh. When he sucks in his first breath of cold, winter art, he exhales with Eddie’s name on his tongue. His fingers reach up and gently touch his freshly kissed lips. The kiss that brought him to life; the first and only touch of warmth he’s ever received.

Steve’s not wearing anything besides a very worn denim vest, covered in colorful patches—the one Eddie so thoughtfully gave him. Otherwise, he’s naked as a jay bird. Thankfully, being a snowman, he doesn’t mind the cold. :)

He walks around town, approaching the various townsfolk, asking if they know where Eddie is. He’s looking for Eddie. Do you know Eddie? Y’know, Eddie, the one who loves me. The one who kissed me tonight. He needs to find Eddie. Eddie will be looking for him too, no doubt.

Eventually though, someone calls the fuzz on this very attractive, very confused young man who’s walking around the snow bare-assed and bare-footed. Hopper immediately recognizes the battle vest—he’s busted Munson enough times, and he’s always wearing that beat up thing. So he calls up the Munson residence, but there’s no answer. He leaves a voicemail instead, growling at him to come pick up his clearly distressed boyfriend before Hopper presses public indecency charges.

How will Eddie react when he hears the message?! Will Eddie believe hot frosty!Steve’s far-fetched tale?! WILL THEY FUCK?! (answers: Very confused, not at first, & HELL YEAH THEY DO)