#hot frosty

[doctordiscocalling]

Hot frosty or whatever idk i didnt watch it

what's boobies. heheh i'm a visual learner by the way *someone shows me their boobs* jesus christ what the fuck is that

[audreys-hepburn]

HOT FROSTY 2024 — dir. Jerry Ciccoritti

[dailyflicks]

Hot Frosty (2024) dir. Jerry Ciccoritti

[men-in-4k]

DUSTIN MILLIGAN as Jack Snowman Hot Frosty (4K)

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[juniperhillpatient]

the inherent romance of finding a weird little freak not of this world & he just follows you around & you keep him hidden in ur house like a strange pet

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#If Doug Judy Switched Partners

[soggy-weetbix]

cant believe netflix gave us born sexy yesterday frosty the snowman

[lightofthemoonglow]

Me: oh, I'll watch that movie where Gretchen Weiners fucks a snowman, this will be dumb but probably entertaining. I will be mocking thus

Me 90 minutes later:

[monstrousdesirestudy]

Netflix is coming out with a Christmas romcom called Hot Frosty (💀) where Frosty the Snowman comes to life as a super yoked guy that the FMC falls in love with. What a time to be alive

[runraerun]

May God forgive me but a Hot Frosty!Steddie AU where Eddie (being a freak) ((and also a little high)) kisses a snowman and unknowingly brings it to life. ☃️ *dodges rotten tomato*

Hey, if you didn’t want Eddie to make out sloppy style with your snowman then why did you make him so hot, huh??? Why did you carve abs into him? Why’d you give him bedroom eyes?! 😒Anyway… as I was saying…

Eddie leaves, accidentally leaving behind his battle vest on the snowman, heading home to Forest Hills trailer park. Dude’s totally oblivious to the fact that he just performed a freaking miracle, shattering almost every law in the known universe, all because he thought a snowman was fine as hell.

Hot Frosty (aka our boy Steve), can’t do anything but think of Eddie. It’s his first fully formed thought he has as his snowy skin melts and gives way to human flesh. When he sucks in his first breath of cold, winter art, he exhales with Eddie’s name on his tongue. His fingers reach up and gently touch his freshly kissed lips. The kiss that brought him to life; the first and only touch of warmth he’s ever received.

Steve’s not wearing anything besides a very worn denim vest, covered in colorful patches—the one Eddie so thoughtfully gave him. Otherwise, he’s naked as a jay bird. Thankfully, being a snowman, he doesn’t mind the cold. :)

He walks around town, approaching the various townsfolk, asking if they know where Eddie is. He’s looking for Eddie. Do you know Eddie? Y’know, Eddie, the one who loves me. The one who kissed me tonight. He needs to find Eddie. Eddie will be looking for him too, no doubt.

Eventually though, someone calls the fuzz on this very attractive, very confused young man who’s walking around the snow bare-assed and bare-footed. Hopper immediately recognizes the battle vest—he’s busted Munson enough times, and he’s always wearing that beat up thing. So he calls up the Munson residence, but there’s no answer. He leaves a voicemail instead, growling at him to come pick up his clearly distressed boyfriend before Hopper presses public indecency charges.

How will Eddie react when he hears the message?! Will Eddie believe hot frosty!Steve’s far-fetched tale?! WILL THEY FUCK?! (answers: Very confused, not at first, & HELL YEAH THEY DO)

[marlinspirkhall]

So, I ventured outside and someone... made a sexy snowman?

[vintagefangirl73]

[bowtieinbellingham]

[supercap2319]

Is it just me, or are Christmas movies much more raunchier than I remember:

[cogentranting]

Joe Lo Truglio is in that new Netflix movie Hot Frosty, and frankly "hot snowman comes to life and falls in love with a widowed cafe owner" sounds like a movie that Charles Boyle would pitch.

[juniperhillpatient]

“Christmas movie” isn’t just a genre to me. It’s like a best friend. I wish all movies were more like this actually