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May God forgive me but a Hot Frosty!Steddie AU where Eddie (being a freak) ((and also a little high)) kisses a snowman and unknowingly brings it to life. ☃️ *dodges rotten tomato*
Hey, if you didn’t want Eddie to make out sloppy style with your snowman then why did you make him so hot, huh??? Why did you carve abs into him? Why’d you give him bedroom eyes?! 😒Anyway… as I was saying…
Eddie leaves, accidentally leaving behind his battle vest on the snowman, heading home to Forest Hills trailer park. Dude’s totally oblivious to the fact that he just performed a freaking miracle, shattering almost every law in the known universe, all because he thought a snowman was fine as hell.
Hot Frosty (aka our boy Steve), can’t do anything but think of Eddie. It’s his first fully formed thought he has as his snowy skin melts and gives way to human flesh. When he sucks in his first breath of cold, winter art, he exhales with Eddie’s name on his tongue. His fingers reach up and gently touch his freshly kissed lips. The kiss that brought him to life; the first and only touch of warmth he’s ever received.
Steve’s not wearing anything besides a very worn denim vest, covered in colorful patches—the one Eddie so thoughtfully gave him. Otherwise, he’s naked as a jay bird. Thankfully, being a snowman, he doesn’t mind the cold. :)
He walks around town, approaching the various townsfolk, asking if they know where Eddie is. He’s looking for Eddie. Do you know Eddie? Y’know, Eddie, the one who loves me. The one who kissed me tonight. He needs to find Eddie. Eddie will be looking for him too, no doubt.
Eventually though, someone calls the fuzz on this very attractive, very confused young man who’s walking around the snow bare-assed and bare-footed. Hopper immediately recognizes the battle vest—he’s busted Munson enough times, and he’s always wearing that beat up thing. So he calls up the Munson residence, but there’s no answer. He leaves a voicemail instead, growling at him to come pick up his clearly distressed boyfriend before Hopper presses public indecency charges.
How will Eddie react when he hears the message?! Will Eddie believe hot frosty!Steve’s far-fetched tale?! WILL THEY FUCK?! (answers: Very confused, not at first, & HELL YEAH THEY DO)
#I haven’t seen the movie is this the plot#I saw a TikTok about how insanely unhinged it was and my cavewoman / monster-fucker brain immediately was like#new possible creature!blorbo opportunity?????#stupid and unhinged you say???👀#well jokes on me I like that shit#except I don’t actually want to watch the movie I want to play the scenarios in ny head with my blorbos plugged into it#idk you guys it’s late and I’ve been sick for 3 days#this might be the neocitran talking#but#Eddie looked at that Steve snow man and he said: would😏#time to sleep#steddie#Eddie Munson#Steve Harrington#write Rae write#idk why I have Steve wandering around towns confused so much lately#head empty is a good state for Steve to be in ig#head empty but face so *so* beautiful#himbo Steve Harrington#human disaster Eddie Munson#Steddie headcanon#monster fucker Eddie Munson#creature Steve Harrington#hot frosty#hot frosty AU#Steddie AU#my writing#crack#crack treated seriously
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what I want is a completely plotless book/tv-show/movie with characters I like just chilling & living their lives. No plot. No obstacles. Just purely character interaction
#like not even sitcom level of a plot#my fave part in shows/books/movies is that start where it’s just ppl going on abt their lives before The Big Event/Problem#like the character interaction is my jam and I want only that#one movie that’s sort of like that is ’’The Humans’’ (2021) not fully but the closest I’ve seen so far#and my fave book (O by Miki Liukkonen) has a lot of that bc it’s a long ass book & so much of what ppl consider ’’chaotic filler’’ but#that’s what makes it so fun & comforting to me (bc mostly it’s just bunch of weirdoes living their lives)#but still like there’s a plot there an like I want that part of a book where ppl go ’’boo this is boring when does the story start?’’ I want#the story to NEVER start pls and thank u#haven’t found a series like that but ig it’s bc like ppl wouldn’t watch it#maybe The Office would be the closest but still a lot of serious plot in there (esp later seasons)#anyways if anyone has any plotless reccs pls share!#2024#july 2024
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So. I just watched One Piece: Film Red,
#Holy shit. What a fucking PHENOMENAL movie#Like even with barely any context since I haven’t seen the series it was SOOOO good. SO GOOD!!!!!#Ado is such an INCREDIBLE singer all of her songs gave me legitimate goosebumps#Especially when she summons [REDACTED]#Fuck. FUCKKKK this might actually convince me to watch the series now AHRJJJFJ#Luffy’s so cute……I love him……THE dumbass protag of all time#One Piece#One Piece Film Red#OP Film Red#Uta#Also the ANIMATION???? POPPED OFF SOOOO HARD#I was sitting there like YO HOLY SHIT THIS IS INSANE ACTUALLY???#And I was legit in tears at the end I DON���T EVEN KNOW THESE CHARACTERS THAT WELL BUT LIKE#Shanks: That’s my daughter—#Me: UBWAHHHHAHHHHH 😭😭😭#Crying sobbing etc. You know.#Maybe I’ll stream it. Bc this is something that NEEDS to be seen I think#Just for the music alone#AND THE PLOT IS GOOD TOO??? OOOFJFHH.#Uta is the character ever I love how complex she is#Her dedication to her goals was absolutely INSANE. Reeediculous.#Shima speaks#If you see me start posting about OP it means I gave in and started watching the series. Ahaha whoops. Tee hee.
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The Last Jedi AU: Ignore whatever’s supposed to happen or where people are in this movie. Paige Tico is foiled in her attempt to release the bombs that would take out the First Order ship. Her ship is boarded and she’s taken onboard the Star Destroyer as a captive intelligence officer, but before she’s captured she’s able to relay a covert message to Rose telling her what happened.
Instead of the diversion to Canto Bight, Rose is the one with the knowledge of splicing into Imperial ships and she and Finn impulsively plan to jet over to the Star Destroyer in an escape pod Rose had been experimenting with a cloaking device on, the two of them breaking in on their own.
Finn finds Poe to tell him of Paige’s capture and his and Rose’s plan. Poe knows that he can’t condone or contribute resources to it and knows for a FACT Leia won’t allow it, despite the fact Paige is a friend and the same rank he is. He’s torn between getting her back but needing to stay and lead, so he he tells them to take BB-8 and does that Mr. Incredible thing where he tells Finn and Rose what “NOT” to do to get into an Imperial flagship, him planning the distraction from the outside and still screwing with Hux over the comms and keeping eyes turned his way as Finn and Rose sneak onboard to find Paige.
Can you imagine if like they manage to get into some labs while they’re doing recon and Finn senses something? Can you imagine him hesitating as they move, telling Rose they have to go back while she’s hissing for him to keep moving? Her either hacking into the tech to redirect First Order troops away from their location, or going off to find her sister herself while Finn stays behind? Finn finding schematics and draftings alongside old codexes and scrolls before eventually coming to the humming, fractured kyber crystal in the next room, hanging suspended in midair above the equipment? Realizing as he’s digging through the odd mix of both scientific and semi-magical texts what it’s for, but that Ren hasn’t been able to force it to conform to his needs, too unstable to be housed even in his own lightsaber? Finn starting to configure and piece things together even as Rose tells him they’re running out of time?
As they’re sneaking around, gathering pertinent information to the plot and finding Ren’s plans for Rey and Skywalker, they’re nearly caught— Surrounded by First Order troops and with seemingly no way out, Rose and Finn prepare for the worst, when all of a sudden one of the troops goes rogue and eliminates all of their fellow officers instead. Paige Tico managed to escape and had disguised herself, just happening to be lucky enough to run into them in the lower levels. Paige tells them of some of the other rebel prisoners aboard the ship she was planning to break out, and the three of them, finally united, start plotting their means off Ren’s flagship when they overhear Hux in the corridor talking about Ren meditating in some inner sanctum with an order to be left alone with his own retinue on pain of death as he searches the Force or whatever for the location of Rey and Skywalker
Back onboard the New Republic ship Poe and Leia confer with the other generals as to what the Sith’s next move is going to be when they receive an incoming transmission from Kylo Ren himself.
As Kylo Ren and Leia Organa face off in what was to be their last confrontation, the tone and gravitas of their conversation somber, something flickers over the feed, and everybody on the New Republic ship’s bridge sees a blinding arc of light as one of the First Order troops behind Ren steps out of line and carves a blade of shimmering green in a downward arc directly behind him.
Outraged and caught off guard, Ren blocks the attack with his own blade, both lightsabers flickering with different energies, and as Finn’s voice shouts over the holo Poe realizes that not only has Finn given them an opening to hit Ren’s flagship, he may have even been able to stop this war in its tracks.
#sequel trilogy#Finn#Poe Dameron#Rose Tico#Paige Tico#Kylo Ren#Leia Organa#star wars au#I just…….. did not like the plots of the sequel trilogy movies that I DID see#Haven’t seen Rise of Skywalker#The other two just weren’t good#The whole Canto Bight sequence was silly#The idea of trusting Benicio Del Toro was ridiculous#Poe’s weird storyline#Just. All of it tbh#Iknow it seems like I make a lot of ‘This Character Lives! AUs but have you considered#Using characters more effectively in the beginning of stories can lead to more meaningful deaths later when you DO use that as a plot point#And like with this you can obviously be following Paige’s escape and sneaking around the Star Destroyer in between Finn and Rose’s scenes#as well as Poe’s scenes#Idk what Rey’s doing. I thought the writers’ and directors’ use of the OG characters was disappointing and ooc#So I don’t… especially care about Rey if I’m honest#Finn should have been the Jedi#and/or Rey should have been a Kenobi#‘‘Or’’ a lot of things#Lot of ways you could have done those characters#hounds speaks
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I need to make a confession
I haven’t seen the piwon movie 😶
#i know the plot and stuff#I saw a tweet saying that the units in the new track sampler are the present past and future units in the movie#and I remembered that I in fact haven’t seen it#I’ll be honest I’m so scared of awkward acting idk if I can do this
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I was watching Bajirao Mastani and thought the marriage through dagger was such a cool concept to incorporate in thorki fics
It's Jotun prince Loki's first visit to Asgard. He has come there for some festival with his older brothers and parents and Thor and Loki become close or something like that. One of those day, Thor compliments Loki's big ass dagger befitting his giant stature and then Loki laughs and conjures tiny replicas and gives them to Thor and Thor is well aware of the asgardian customs but momentarily forgets it and accepts the daggers. Hela is Thor's older sister who wants to get rid of Thor since forever and she sees this as an opportunity, pushes Odin and Frigga for marriage. Loki returns home with a wife/husband.
I feel like with how important fighting is to Asgard knife rituals should definitely be considered
#cool concept bro#haven’t seen the movie tho#I don’t think the entire universe is going to be doing the classic ring thing like m8 Earth alone doesn’t do that everywhere#shiny plot concept fr tho#Hela pushing the Thor ad Loki together is so funny also#thorki#Thor/Loki
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Heads up, I personally found the Deadpool movie very mediocre someone who did not get half the references to all the 20th-century fox stuff 
Like for example, everyone was cheering wildly in the theater about those Others and I was like “ who the fuck are they??!? Is it supposed to be some one I know? Wasn’t that the guy who killed Lenny in the treehouse of horror Simpsons opening-Oh Gambit is in there. Hi gambit- who’s the kid with the arm blades?”
Nothing was explained until a couple of name drops and I was like oh it’s blade, right.
The jokes landed, the comedy was great, but unless you’re a huge fan of the Fox movies and watch them all the way through, I’d personally recommend watching it as a time waster/lore explanation once and then go see Borderlands when it comes out. Otherwise you’ll kinda feel like this movie doesn’t really have a chance to stand alone while also being a sequel if that makes sense.
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool and wolverine spoilers#but yeah Ryan Reynolds was great lmao#Deadpool#daw#movie review#I do think that movie on their own should stand while also being in good sequels#As in you don’t have to watch 500 years worth of stuff to enjoy a singular movie.#Yes I am saying this is a fan of the marvel universe#but they tend to do a better job in making the films more engaging even if you haven’t seen before#this just seems like a farewell to the fox universe that I never really watched as a kid because I was too young to watch Logan#so forgive me for not being invested in the plot
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my dad being a diego luna stan was not on my 2022 bingo card but holy SHIT it’s my favorite thing ever. (i had to tell him the new season ISN’T starting soon. he was sad about that.)
#i’m gonna get sappy and stupid in the tags sorry#it’s just that…ok. i’m not really a star wars person. the canon just seems so vast and overwhelming#and i’ve seen the movies multiple times (my mom is a fan) but i’ve probably retained like. 15% of the plot.#but i LOVE rogue one. love it love it. (felicity jones will you marry me. diego luna will you be my bff)#so i started watching andor while i was home and my dad started watching with me#and immediately he’s obsessed#he watched narcos mexico so he’s familiar with diego luna from that#and he’s like wait. wait. this is DIEGO LUNA. and i’m like yes that is indeed diego luna.#and he’s like but he’s mexican. he’s mexican! there’s…a mexican guy and he’s the star of a star wars thing?#😭😭😭#and he kept saying it whenever cassian made his first appearance of every episode#that’s diego luna!! with his awe-filled tone#and i’m not home anymore so he keeps asking me if i’ve watched the last two episodes (i haven’t!! cry. but i will.)#anyway…idk where i’m going with this. i just get so fucking emo about my mexican dad being excited to see a mexican dude on screen#accent and everything!!#leo’s void thoughts#silly personal stuff sorry guys!!#diego luna#andor#dadpost
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Briefly back from my (sort of?) hiatus to say holy shit, Oppenheimer genuinely blew my mind
#so i saw both barbie and oppenheimer the last couple days#while i really did enjoy barbie and found it really cute i didn’t *love* it#plot was kinda whatever and the whole message did sort feel like something i would have read on here when i first joined nearly a decade ago#ryan and margot were great though!#but oppenheimer…….#i don’t know if i’m gonna be able to think about anything else for the next week at least#what a fucking film#cillian and rdj were absolutely brilliant#i am genuinely fighting people if they both don’t win oscars#the last hour and a half was just captivating in every sense of the word#i don’t usually see a movie more than once in the theaters but i’m 100% making an exception here#christopher nolan you son of a bitch you did it again#the ending was so harrowing too#legit the best film i’ve seen in some time#anyway#i just saw it today and haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since#what a picture#oppenheimer#also#since i’ve been seeing this discourse everywhere mostly from people that haven’t even seen the film#this film is not in the slightest fucking pro-bomb or pro-military complex????#it makes its stance on the bomb very fucking clear throughout and especially during the speech scene and the ending#i have no idea HOW anyone can come away from this film thinking that the atom bomb is a good thing or that oppenheimer was a good man#like did we see the same movie???#anyway i’m just annoyed by this disingenuous discourse#media literacy is dead
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I followed you for your Terminator stuff, but I just wanted to say haha, matching blogline things. Aliens rocks.
!! Matching. Aliens rules man, it’s such a entertaining watch I like a real balance between the humor and the “they’re in the fuckin’ walls��� (which genuinely got me the first time I saw the movie)
#I’m such a faker though as I haven’t seen the rest of the franchise after aliens but then again they go bonkers and#get less and less related to the initial plot#80s movies#80s horror#80s sci fi#aliens#alien franchise#alien 1979#terminator 1984
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I think this is so so so vastly interesting because this, along with the fact that El was supposed to die in the first season really add up to the idea that Byler endgame was always planned. Why parallel two characters supposedly in love with Elliot and ET? It just… doesn’t make sense. Maybe I’m insane? But I dunno, I’m a writer and I want to be a director/screenwriter and I just… don’t think I would parallel them if that was the plan.
#byler#but also#I haven’t seen et#And I will take this down on the spot if the boy and the extraterrestrial are in love but I don’t feel like that was the plot of that movie#mike wheeler#will byers
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contemplating a fic of the dragonborn going to deal with sheogorath in the blue palace and instead of the in-game quest sheo just breaks the multiverse to bring in every version of the last dragonborn that’s ever existed.
surprisingly this isn’t inspired by across the spider-verse i just want a way for my dragonborns to meet
#skyrim#and then they have to duel or something (idk what the actual plot would be)#i haven’t seen that spider-man movie btw
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so….star wars
on the one hand i’m happy fans of underrated parts of the sw universe are getting some love and there are a lot of stories to be told within the gffa but on the other hand i feel like we’re officially seeing the marvelification of Star Wars. stories outside the skywalker saga are cool and welcome but also. at what point does it become too much and uninspired and just to make a profit.
#plus star wars was originally one central semi coherent plot#to me new shows are great if they’re supplemental like tcw and kenobi and andor where they add more to the stories of the movies#i haven’t even seen the mandalorion but it seems like when starting out it had the purpose of showing what things were like after the OT#now it seems like it’s at the point where Disney has gone ‘people will give us money if we make star wars stuff’#so they’re pumping out whatever#i’m not saying new stuff will be bad! i just think we’re going to see a noticeable drop in quality as more stuff gets mass produced#because that’s what this is. mass production#star wars
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soooo annoying that I enjoy guardians of the galaxy
#the movies obv not the comics#I would not be annoyed by myself to enjoy the comics#rambles#I want to be DONE with the mcu I haven’t seen any new ones since endgame and that’s how I want it!!!!#but noooo they gotta dangle karen gillan and actually emotional plots in front of me#like a squeaky toy in front of a dog#ugh
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reading american psycho now. in my gaslight gatekeep girlboss era
#fun fact about me i haven’t seen the movie#i barely know what the plot is#so yeah. this’ll be fun 👍
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I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THE WOLF THAT SHIT IS SCARY EVEN NOW
tbh oddly enough, it’s to hard to remember WHAT actually made me uncomfortable, but I do remember parts of the movie being unsettling to baby me. Oddly enough tho I think the Ivory Tower made me uncomfortable cause everything was red
…yah no what am I on, it was definitely the wolf scene that fucked me up
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#I haven’t seen this movie in AGES#I saw them in order so the 2nd one is more fresh in my brain#remember really hating the plot of the 3rd one but I have no idea how much this holds up#I need to rewatch the movies#I’m glad I can say I was a gen-zer who knew Never Ending Story/Watched it before Stranger Things#however I won’t be complaining since more people my age saw that movie now#at least I think so
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