#I haven’t seen the movie is this the plot

[runraerun]

May God forgive me but a Hot Frosty!Steddie AU where Eddie (being a freak) ((and also a little high)) kisses a snowman and unknowingly brings it to life. ☃️ *dodges rotten tomato*

Hey, if you didn’t want Eddie to make out sloppy style with your snowman then why did you make him so hot, huh??? Why did you carve abs into him? Why’d you give him bedroom eyes?! 😒Anyway… as I was saying…

Eddie leaves, accidentally leaving behind his battle vest on the snowman, heading home to Forest Hills trailer park. Dude’s totally oblivious to the fact that he just performed a freaking miracle, shattering almost every law in the known universe, all because he thought a snowman was fine as hell.

Hot Frosty (aka our boy Steve), can’t do anything but think of Eddie. It’s his first fully formed thought he has as his snowy skin melts and gives way to human flesh. When he sucks in his first breath of cold, winter art, he exhales with Eddie’s name on his tongue. His fingers reach up and gently touch his freshly kissed lips. The kiss that brought him to life; the first and only touch of warmth he’s ever received.

Steve’s not wearing anything besides a very worn denim vest, covered in colorful patches—the one Eddie so thoughtfully gave him. Otherwise, he’s naked as a jay bird. Thankfully, being a snowman, he doesn’t mind the cold. :)

He walks around town, approaching the various townsfolk, asking if they know where Eddie is. He’s looking for Eddie. Do you know Eddie? Y’know, Eddie, the one who loves me. The one who kissed me tonight. He needs to find Eddie. Eddie will be looking for him too, no doubt.

Eventually though, someone calls the fuzz on this very attractive, very confused young man who’s walking around the snow bare-assed and bare-footed. Hopper immediately recognizes the battle vest—he’s busted Munson enough times, and he’s always wearing that beat up thing. So he calls up the Munson residence, but there’s no answer. He leaves a voicemail instead, growling at him to come pick up his clearly distressed boyfriend before Hopper presses public indecency charges.

How will Eddie react when he hears the message?! Will Eddie believe hot frosty!Steve’s far-fetched tale?! WILL THEY FUCK?! (answers: Very confused, not at first, & HELL YEAH THEY DO)

[why-the-heck-not]

what I want is a completely plotless book/tv-show/movie with characters I like just chilling & living their lives. No plot. No obstacles. Just purely character interaction

[the-witch-of-woods-beyond]

i haven’t seen wicked yet but from all the trailers and edits ive seen, it keeps giving me such a big school for good and evil vibe in the best way possible and nobody’s mentioning it!!!!

[shima-draws]

So. I just watched One Piece: Film Red,

[headknight-oh]

Has anyone drawn elphaba and Glinda in that pose with the one lesbian doin the other lesbians makeup while sitting on her lap?

[corellianhounds]

The Last Jedi AU: Ignore whatever’s supposed to happen or where people are in this movie. Paige Tico is foiled in her attempt to release the bombs that would take out the First Order ship. Her ship is boarded and she’s taken onboard the Star Destroyer as a captive intelligence officer, but before she’s captured she’s able to relay a covert message to Rose telling her what happened.

Instead of the diversion to Canto Bight, Rose is the one with the knowledge of splicing into Imperial ships and she and Finn impulsively plan to jet over to the Star Destroyer in an escape pod Rose had been experimenting with a cloaking device on, the two of them breaking in on their own.

Finn finds Poe to tell him of Paige’s capture and his and Rose’s plan. Poe knows that he can’t condone or contribute resources to it and knows for a FACT Leia won’t allow it, despite the fact Paige is a friend and the same rank he is. He’s torn between getting her back but needing to stay and lead, so he he tells them to take BB-8 and does that Mr. Incredible thing where he tells Finn and Rose what “NOT” to do to get into an Imperial flagship, him planning the distraction from the outside and still screwing with Hux over the comms and keeping eyes turned his way as Finn and Rose sneak onboard to find Paige.

Can you imagine if like they manage to get into some labs while they’re doing recon and Finn senses something? Can you imagine him hesitating as they move, telling Rose they have to go back while she’s hissing for him to keep moving? Her either hacking into the tech to redirect First Order troops away from their location, or going off to find her sister herself while Finn stays behind? Finn finding schematics and draftings alongside old codexes and scrolls before eventually coming to the humming, fractured kyber crystal in the next room, hanging suspended in midair above the equipment? Realizing as he’s digging through the odd mix of both scientific and semi-magical texts what it’s for, but that Ren hasn’t been able to force it to conform to his needs, too unstable to be housed even in his own lightsaber? Finn starting to configure and piece things together even as Rose tells him they’re running out of time?

As they’re sneaking around, gathering pertinent information to the plot and finding Ren’s plans for Rey and Skywalker, they’re nearly caught— Surrounded by First Order troops and with seemingly no way out, Rose and Finn prepare for the worst, when all of a sudden one of the troops goes rogue and eliminates all of their fellow officers instead. Paige Tico managed to escape and had disguised herself, just happening to be lucky enough to run into them in the lower levels. Paige tells them of some of the other rebel prisoners aboard the ship she was planning to break out, and the three of them, finally united, start plotting their means off Ren’s flagship when they overhear Hux in the corridor talking about Ren meditating in some inner sanctum with an order to be left alone with his own retinue on pain of death as he searches the Force or whatever for the location of Rey and Skywalker

Back onboard the New Republic ship Poe and Leia confer with the other generals as to what the Sith’s next move is going to be when they receive an incoming transmission from Kylo Ren himself.

As Kylo Ren and Leia Organa face off in what was to be their last confrontation, the tone and gravitas of their conversation somber, something flickers over the feed, and everybody on the New Republic ship’s bridge sees a blinding arc of light as one of the First Order troops behind Ren steps out of line and carves a blade of shimmering green in a downward arc directly behind him.

Outraged and caught off guard, Ren blocks the attack with his own blade, both lightsabers flickering with different energies, and as Finn’s voice shouts over the holo Poe realizes that not only has Finn given them an opening to hit Ren’s flagship, he may have even been able to stop this war in its tracks.

[safetypin-louis]

i’m sorry but realizing fiyero eventually becomes the scarecrow is not a spoiler, it’s just good analytical thinking. he literally sings a song abt how fun it is to not have thoughts inside your head like.

[silverpiwon]

I need to make a confession

I haven’t seen the piwon movie 😶

[worstloki]

I was watching Bajirao Mastani and thought the marriage through dagger was such a cool concept to incorporate in thorki fics

It's Jotun prince Loki's first visit to Asgard. He has come there for some festival with his older brothers and parents and Thor and Loki become close or something like that. One of those day, Thor compliments Loki's big ass dagger befitting his giant stature and then Loki laughs and conjures tiny replicas and gives them to Thor and Thor is well aware of the asgardian customs but momentarily forgets it and accepts the daggers. Hela is Thor's older sister who wants to get rid of Thor since forever and she sees this as an opportunity, pushes Odin and Frigga for marriage. Loki returns home with a wife/husband.

I feel like with how important fighting is to Asgard knife rituals should definitely be considered

[booloocrew-blog]

Heads up, I personally found the Deadpool movie very mediocre someone who did not get half the references to all the 20th-century fox stuff 

Like for example, everyone was cheering wildly in the theater about those Others and I was like “ who the fuck are they??!? Is it supposed to be some one I know? Wasn’t that the guy who killed Lenny in the treehouse of horror Simpsons opening-Oh Gambit is in there. Hi gambit- who’s the kid with the arm blades?”

Nothing was explained until a couple of name drops and I was like oh it’s blade, right.

The jokes landed, the comedy was great, but unless you’re a huge fan of the Fox movies and watch them all the way through, I’d personally recommend watching it as a time waster/lore explanation once and then go see Borderlands when it comes out. Otherwise you’ll kinda feel like this movie doesn’t really have a chance to stand alone while also being a sequel if that makes sense.

[seddair]

Briefly back from my (sort of?) hiatus to say holy shit, Oppenheimer genuinely blew my mind

[back2themax]

I followed you for your Terminator stuff, but I just wanted to say haha, matching blogline things. Aliens rocks.

!! Matching. Aliens rules man, it’s such a entertaining watch I like a real balance between the humor and the “they’re in the fuckin’ walls” (which genuinely got me the first time I saw the movie)

[dragonbored]

contemplating a fic of the dragonborn going to deal with sheogorath in the blue palace and instead of the in-game quest sheo just breaks the multiverse to bring in every version of the last dragonborn that’s ever existed.

surprisingly this isn’t inspired by across the spider-verse i just want a way for my dragonborns to meet

[orion-kenobi]

so….star wars

on the one hand i’m happy fans of underrated parts of the sw universe are getting some love and there are a lot of stories to be told within the gffa but on the other hand i feel like we’re officially seeing the marvelification of Star Wars. stories outside the skywalker saga are cool and welcome but also. at what point does it become too much and uninspired and just to make a profit.

[jettreno]

soooo annoying that I enjoy guardians of the galaxy

[sugarcarnation]

reading american psycho now. in my gaslight gatekeep girlboss era