#totes an original

[akiretv]

cracking jokes in the cold

[soosoosoup]

Here it is, the wip/scrapped old art block attempt 😅

[gothamite-rambler]

Karen (holding a purse with a broken strap): Hey! Hey! You owe me my five hundred bucks!

Red Robin (sighing): No.

Karen: No?! You little brat!

Red Robin (dryly): I'm in my twneties.

Karen: Don't care, Batman, arrest him! Or like, punish him!

Batman stood on the side, eating a sandwich, looking around confused, then continued eating his sandwich pretty much checked out for the night. He had a different mission and it was slow for the night.

Red Robin: I got your purse back. Why are you mad at me?

Karen (shouting): The strap is broken!

Red Robin: Because I had to fight the snatcher for it! Then I returned it back to you! I'm not asking for a thanks, but you have to understand mistakes happen!

Karen: This is a Marc Jacobs bag, okay? Mistakes don't excuse that! This is worth so much money!

Batman walked over to the group and examined the purse.

Batman: This is a knock-off. The straps aren't that thin and don’t break easily. The stitch work is off and Marc Jacobs doesn't sell purple versions of this.

Red Robin: I didn’t want to point that out, but yeah, you have a counterfeit purse. Which is fine.

Batman (rich man opinion): It’s really not.

Red Robin (upper middle class opinion): Not everyone can afford the expensive name brand.

Batman: Saving money is a thing.

Red Robin: Would you take a walk!

Batman walked off, indifferent to the situation while continuing to eat his sandwich.

Karen (in denial): It’s not a knock-off or counterfeit! I’ll have you know my cousin knows a guy who sells these, and he said they are a hundred percent authentic.

Red Robin: Looks real, obviously fake, don’t care. Can I just pay you back and then you leave?

Karen: You— Wait, really?

Red Robin sighed, pulling out a large stack of paper money and handed the woman double what she was demanding. Karen took the money, surprised.

Karen: Oh… Well, I’m not thanking you. Here, you keep the damaged one! I took out all my valuables!

Karen stormed off, eager to score a thousand dollars. Red Robin held onto the purse and sighed, exhausted.

Red Robin (regretting some of his life choices at the moment): The purse sells for two hundred dollars, and I gave her a thousand… I better get some good karma from this.

Spoiler walked over, humming a song from Epic the Musical. Upon seeing the purse, she perked up.

Spoiler (taking the purse and looking it over): This is nice! I've never seen one of these up close! My ma's cousin Michelle has one and she's always rubbing it in our faces that she can afford one. The lady who lost this bling is lucky.

Red Robin: Nope, she pitched a fit because the strap broke when I yanked it from the thief. She didn't have to curse me out. Also, it's a knock-off.

Spoiler (not caring as she put her arm through the shorter straps): Knock-off, smock-off, this is nice. Purple too, now I can have my tumbler match my bag! Oh wait, can I keep it?

Red Robin: The strap is broken.

Spoiler (checking the broken strap): Boy, please! My ma has a sewing machine. But to be fair, the short straps are still intact. It's so spacious too. Please let me keep it, or I'll buy it off you.

Red Robin (shrugging): It's yours. Happy birthday or whatever.

Spoiler grinned happily and then hugged Red Robin.

Spoiler: And my ma said you can't be friends with your exes.

Red Robin: To be fair, her ex is Cluemaster.

Spoiler shrugged, walking off with her new purse while Red Robin followed her, smiling at her energy.

[featherfangart]

Resurrection

[87000beesinapersonsuit]

barriss my beloved

[candyje11yfish]

whoops i actually forgot to post here whoops. ice cream lady!! 😇

[fizpup]

those guys with the weird hats (requested by @iamthewanderingbard)

[abigail]

a few of my favourite bags for the anon who requested to see ♡

[givemefanfan]

💕Happy Valentine’s Day💕

Original ship time let’s go!

💗 TOTE Olitek TATE💗Introduction below

(p3 is IOS built-in translation because I’m too lazy to modify the picture again 😭)

[artistalley]

"The Knight's Queen" Tote Bag

by artist @lucydoesart

Illustration of a cool character idea I had, now in tote form.

Can’t get enough @lucydoesart art? Good news—use code 7PPRUPQ for 20% off any order from their store until June 13, 2024.

[pedaleceleste]

made the Dan and Phil bedsheets into a cross stitched pin while on the train today

I underestimated how tiny it would be it’s like actually so ridiculously microscopic. It’s also so damn niche I don’t think anyone’s gonna get it and those that would r probably not even gonna see it cuz it’s just SO DAMN SMALL‼️

but eehm uhm I still quite like it. Honestly my search history looks absolutely insane after this, i was zooming in on pictures of those damned bedsheets HARD and I think I mightve still gotten the pattern wrong. I’m sure I looked like an insane person I hope the person next to me on the train didn’t see LMFAO 💀.

with that said this was such a quick make I might make more (and make them bigger possibly!) so if anyone happens to be going to the TIT show in London on the 26th of Jan and u want one just hmu and I’ll just like straight up make you one, like for free x]

[evilejfan]

Inktober day two: Discover.

Little Ant discovers why Easterman would rather be a kitty meow meow!!

A million thanks to @southernspooks for letting Little Ant have an Antventure in your artwork! 😍🥰🐜❤️

[kvroii]

🏙

[ruztyryan]

thinking about how for like three years straight in elementary school i had this book checked out of my school's library like AT ALL TIMES and would carry it with me as much as humanly possible and read it like a bible

[inquisitor-apologist]

Noooo Filoni when I fucking get you!!!! Must you always demonize one of the only Muslim-coded characters??????

[87000beesinapersonsuit]

they r lesbians