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stillstand-up · 1 month ago

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knockknockwhosthereartistism · 5 months ago

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The worst trauma comes from those who you love

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messymoonmad · 1 month ago

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Can we talk about how Odysseus is canonly a short king cause Athena keeps on making him "seem taller" so he's more imposing ? It's ridiculously funny

She's legit just calling him short without saying it

#the odyssey #you bet your ass im gonna make a joke out of this fun fact #epic the musical #epic athena #odysseus #athena #epic #epic the musical meme

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spidertroupeart · 3 months ago

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the jokes write themselves

#donutarts #sonic the hedgehog #sth #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #twitter takeover #im sorry chat the joke was too obvious for me not to make as a gay sonic fan #this game should not have come out.#i am going to make up for the years i spent avoiding the sonic games #maybe ill get into the comics too #who knows #i already made an oc #but he hasnt been revealed here yet so hush

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queermania · 2 months ago

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i think before you marry someone, you should sit down and go through the AITA subreddit with them and see what their take on those situations is

#this isn’t even a joke #like even if you talk about your expectations and what not #you still don’t really know how someone will react in certain situations #and i think finding out how they react to the stories in AITA can help illuminate that #pp

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dudedidujust · 3 months ago

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The daily planet runs a front page article calling superman the light of mankind

Cue the batfam launching a counter campaign in support of Signal, the real Light of Mankind.

It starts as a joke but quickly derails into an all out war.

#bruce offended parent and signals biggest fan wayne #hes so petty about it during JL meetings. he shuts down all the lights on the watchtower #Batman we cant see #well thats not a problem cause the light of mankind should be able to light up the room while stating directly at superman who just #looks so resigned #Tim floods the internet with pictures of Duke using his powers and fighting villians all with the hashtag theRealLightOfMankind #Duke is having the time of his light #he poses for Tim and makes rainbows on days it rains and poses like sailor moon #its a fun joke for Duke #its a matter of life or death for the rest of them #Dick has to stop Damian from breaking out the kryptonite not knowing that Jason has already stolen it and is heading for metropolis #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #batman #signal #duke thomas #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #superman

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nouverx · 1 year ago

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You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin rosie #digital art #autodesk sketchbook #hazbin hotel fandom #this joke popped in my head while I was working today and I had to draw it out as soon as I got home #serving c*nt with onions and seasoning please #this is way too funny to me help

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inkskinned · 4 months ago

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having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.