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Okay okay but consider possible batfam fic idea:
so Bruce is in an emergency justice league meeting that got called but because its taking place at night he has a comm on in his ear playing at a low volume because all of the batfam are out on patrol around gotham covering his patrol route for him and because you know B is a paranoid, overprotective fucker he just to make sure everything is going smoothly for his kids but he doesn’t plan on actually letting them know he’s tapped into their network because he can already hear the lecture from Dick about trusting them to take care of the city.
So he’s listening to them quietly while also paying attention to Clark talking about some alien diplomacy issue and his kids are YAPPING away about the stupidest shit to one another cause they don’t have B telling them off for ‘unprofessional unnecessary chatter while on patrol’ and you’re getting a mix of all the dynamics between them all and the longer the meeting is going on the more B’s eye is just TWITCHING because his Dad senses are just going hay wire and he is just here like ‘I cannot say anything in front of the league because they cannot know I have children cause I'm Batman and I work alone blah blah blah’, usual brooding, but Damian and Tim are squabbling with one another about a rescue that took place an hour ago and Dick is challenging Jason to a parkour contest and Steph is challenging the Riddler to a riddle off with riddles she made up and have no answer just to piss him off and his dad sense is just like an alarm going off and then he just cant take it anymore cause Duke (pretend he’s on nightshift to make up for the man down or smth idk shh) says something like ‘I'm going to do my book report in the morning Richard leave me be’ even though Bruce KNOWS he isn't going to do it in the morning, this has happened before they have an AGREEMENT, a CONTRACT god damn it but they don't know Bruce is listening to the comms Duke just goes something like “its fine B won't even find out!” and Bruce just LOSES it there and then and just presses his comm and goes “NO. No, stfu all of you I am taking charge here” and he just starts going off on them all for the different things they were whining about like
“No Signal, go and do your damn book report right now you are not going to be doing it in the morning you always say you will and you never wake up early enough to get it done so then you end up speed doing it in the car while nearly stress crying and I am cannot deal with that while running on 49 hours of no sleep so go and do it right this damn minute. I am TIRED, I am tired boy go. GO. I love you, goodnight.”
“N go and unload the damn dishwasher. I asked you four. FOUR days ago to do it and A is not coming home until next week please I am begging you I have been drinking my coffee out of bowls and a straw for days now. Thank you, I love you goodnight.”
“Red Robin. Put the coffee down. No- I know its in your hand I can feel it. I can feel it in my BONES child you cannot hide from me, down. Now. Good. Get a piece of fruit and go to bed. No I don't give a fuck if- no. I don't care if the pentagon has laughably easy security to bypass right now it has been over 72 hours since you closed your eyes I WILL call A I will, I’ll do it right now. I’m calling him right now- good okay goodnight. I’m sending Dick to check on you to make sure you’re actually sleep. I love you too goodnight”
“Robin I know you're there. Damn right go to bed, Titus can go with you yes you don't have to ask every night baby its going to be the same answer, I love you goodnight.”
“Hood and Spoiler stop trying to goad rogues into fighting each other and go home. Hood will you- thank you. Goodnight I love you both....no S I will not ask Ivy if she’ll make you real life lil shop of horrors plant to leave at your ex’s house please stop asking. Goodnight.”
"C are you- I love you too."
And he just lets out this enormous, patented Dad sigh and looks up after a few moments and realizes the entire justice league is just watching him absolutely GOBSMACKED because oh my god how long has this been going on for?? because like what the fuck this was cold, calculated, ‘they think he's actually a robot’ Batman, who just all of a sudden just went BOOM father mode is activated, this is a patriARCH, you know? Daddy bats alright. And he's just like, his facial expression doesn't so much as twitch but a light blush just appears on his entire face and then Clark is just like HEART EYES and Hal is just like HEARTEYES (??!!) and Barry is suddenly having a sexuality crisis because what the fuck is this, and Diana is just like, speechless but in love and he just mumbles after a few moments “...you can continue your speech Clark I apologize for my lapse in professionalism” and Hal is just like “NAH MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE NOT BREEZING PAST THAT WHAT THE FUCK SPOOKY??” and then the entire situation just devolves in chaos.
#ithese are all kinda ooc but shhhh i live in a fishbowl#idk i just want tired single parent bruce doing his best with his chaotic gremlins#dont ask me what timeline this is in because i got nothing for yall#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#dc#dick grayson#batfam#stephanie brown#tim drake#damian wayne#clark kent#hal jordan#barry allen#diana prince#wonder woman#superman#green lantern#the flash#nightwing#red hood#robin#red robin#duke thomas#cassandra cain#superbat#batlantern#wonderbat#spoiler
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Domi made a trip to Claire’s xD specifically for Noé? Specifically for Noé.
#the case study of vanitas#vanitas no carte#vanitas no shuki#ヴァニタスの手記#noe archiviste#noé archiviste#illustration#babygurrrrllll#MY SUNSHIIIIINNNEE#vanitas#vanoé#Domi loves to dress up Noé if she gets the chance to#like it’s a hobby of hers. I would too.#the little scribs at the bottom are wisteria flowers….#I got hella lazy there shhhh#the earrings are magnetic…. definitely did not forget to draw the clip on part…. sweats
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I haven't seen anyone talk about how Joel and Bdubs genuinely helped Pearl. Like, they knew what her task was. But they valued their alliance more than the reward they may have gotten for guessing correctly. And pearl was. So scared they'd guess seriously, like she was literally running away as Joel spoke his 'guess', and then turned around like 'oh'. She'd put so much into that alliance, but didn't expect them to reciprocate it. But they did. And I think that shocked her in a positive way.
#my point is i dont think she ever really left the Double Life tower...#pixies rambles#wow that got long didnt it#secret life spoilers#traffic smp spoilers#traffic smp#trafficblr#pearlescentmoon#joel smallishbeans#bdubs#secret life#secret life smp#the mounders#were not gonna talk about how mumbo ignored that alliance. shhhh.#i hope they keep this alliance into red tbh <3#i genuinely think they can win if they keep this alliance up
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i've been hyperfixating on sam for only a week after my friend introduced me to him but rahdfjksgsjdifgkfjgh kjfgsdfgh im so obsessed
i hope the fanbase on tumblr accepts these sam doodles
(the dentist one is what i made right after listening to sam's imperium audio ASHDAJHDF i have not watched the rest of imperium besides his video oml)
#sam collins#redacted sam#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted audio sam#redacted asmr sam#drawing#HELPPP OH MY GOD ITS SO BAD#I THINK I GOT THE DEVOTED PATREON RANK LIKE 2 DAYS AFTER I HEARD SAM'S AUDIO FOR THE FIRST TIME#its so bad you have no idea#im slowly getting more and more into the redactedverse please bear with me if i dont understand or mischaracterise#also does this look like jacob yes it does shhhh they're the same theyre cousins#shhhhhhh#shhhhhhhhhhh sam is just vamp jacob but not obsessed and not a loser#my art
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the topic of colorism within the black community will never be understood until people understand that it's deeper than being bullied in high school and dating preferences.
#i wrote a ten page essay on colorism#nothing annoys me when a darker skinned woman bring up the colorism she experienced#and here come a light skinned woman saying 'i too got bullied in high school'#like shhhh#it's statistics and articles#proving that people of darker skin get denied services#get less pay than their lighter counterparts#get harsher prison sentences#hell some d9 orgs even did the paper brown bag test#i can go on about this topic
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idk what's wrong with my sense of humor but it always cracks me up when somebody pulls out a regular ass gun instead of the typical sci-fi weaponry
#yes the last one was actually a sci-fi gun but shhhh#rick and morty#rick and morty season 6#rick and morty season 7#previous leon#summer smith#night summer#rick sanchez#night rick#i can't tag morty#poor boy got mostly cropped out lol#full meta jackrick#night family#rickfending your mort#rnm#r&m#rick & morty#my nonsense
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i have nowhere to put my batman thoughts so they’re going here
jason comes back as the red hood, planning to take out his little replacement or at least hurt him bad enough that he drops the suit and lets robin die but suddenly, a month before his plan is to start, robin disappears. and so does the joker.
what? jason looks, he scours security cameras and internet forums, even weasels his was into the gcpd’s files and…
nothing. there’s nothing.
no bodies reported, joker’s not in arkham or black gate or any other prison, he hasn’t finally been given the death penalty he just. disappeared.
he can’t find anything on robin either, or tim drake, for months until he stumbles upon a nearly perfect patient file in some hospital records.
nearly. it’d be perfect to anyone else but jason, even years later, can recognize bruce and barbara’s finger prints all over it. it’s a cover. a cover for what though? he reads through the file, tim drake’s file, presumably and finds… well.
someone clearly tortured the kid, and with the meds he was being prescribed it got to him. it would’ve gotten to anyone.
jason shudders reading the initial injury report. electric burns, lots of them, are what catches his eye the most but there’s all kinds of stuff. what catches his eye the most though is the lacerations that had to be stitched either side of the kid’s mouth. shit.
he doesn’t get the full picture, not yet, but pieces are starting to come together. the joker has been missing for a while, just a little longer than jason’s replacement has been in the hospital for some violent injuries.
the joker is missing.
tim drake is in the hospital.
something happened, clearly. the joker did something to tim, something awful, something bad enough that the joker disappeared and the kid’s been in the hospital for weeks.
bruce didn’t make it in time, only this time robin wasn’t dead, he’d been broken.
someone had gotten to robin, to tim drake, before jason could, had gotten to him so badly that even after he was released he wasn’t robin anymore.
not because he didn’t want to be, a few bugs here and there in the manor let him know that much, but because bruce wouldn’t let him.
it comes out, in one of these arguments, that time killed the joker. shot him dead. and jason almost wants to congratulate the kid for it, or wants to strangle bruce and ask him how the hell he let robin, who’s just a kid, tim, who’s just a fucking kid, get anywhere near a position where he had the means and desire to fatally shoot the joker.
because that’s it, isn’t it? the reason jason’s like this, doing this, is because of the joker. jason knows how to use guns because of the joker. he’ll never go to college like a normal kid because of the joker. and now tim.
tim wants to be robin, asks for it, begs bruce to let him back out in the suit and jason nearly finds himself agreeing with bruce. the joker’s gone sure but what if someone else tries the same thing? what if someone tries worse? being in the suit’s already gotten tim this much pain, why risk more?
it hits jason, one night, that he stopped being angry at tim a while ago. a long while. he can’t be angry at bruce either, because the joker is dead. there’s no one to enact vengeance for his death on anymore.
anyways most of my posts are about incest please don’t follow me for batman content
#alternatively i’d love for jason to see bruce without a robin and ask him if he got another birdie killed in that suit#because i think that would hit immediately post joker jr bruce directly in the sore spot#joker jr#joker junior#tim drake#tim drake is joker junior#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#batman#babs is in one line of this sorry my love i couldn’t decide between comics continuity and timm-verse continuity for you#bruce timm#batman the animated series#dcau#kind of#it’s a mix of comics and dcau#bc i really like the idea of a joker junior reveal#but i feel like a lot of people don’t include that bruce didn’t let tim keep being robin after joker jr happened#like a lot of the time people have him continuing on as he did in the comics to be red robin#which i love#but i feel we brush over the potential of only bruce babs and tim knowing why tim isn’t robin anymore#bc they make sure no one else knows what happened (until terry but shhhh he doesn’t even exist yet)#(and we’re pretending that there wasn’t a mind control chip in this version bc i don’t want the joker coming back)#the water ripples
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Oops! All Mysterio!
I had a lot of fun doing these :] and I might eventually do more later but for now! The sillies <3
Info under the cut!
All Mysterios, left to right, top to bottom!
First slide, Cartoons: 1967, 1981, Spider-man and his amazing friends, 1994, TSSM, 2017
Second slide, Comics: Webspinners, Moosterio, Media Blizzard, Undead, Symbiote, Cosmic comic
Third slide, Fan designs: Mine :] , @hollowsart , @lazymonth , @cronchyy2 , @thenyougetbackup , @lazydaydrawings
#Spiderman#spider man#mysterio#quentin beck#the spectacular spiderman#tssm#tssm mysterio#tssm quentin beck#mooseterio#Those are the only ones who have tags I think KSMSN#Rufioarts#I know the Moosesterio is technically not comic bc it’s the atsv version but shhhh it’s fine#I already did all the animated ones and wanted to draw the silly moose#There was also suppose to be a video game slide But… I got impatient </3#I’ll do those eventually#maybe with some more fan designs bc there’s so many good ones#Okay anyways enjoyyy#Wait shit#Earth-4918: Humming-Spider#Bc my mysty is there hehe
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You wanna know what I'm surprised I haven't seen more of? Bard Tavs serenading Astarion, or singing him to sleep with a lullaby composed just for him. I'm sure Astarion would eat up all that affection.
This is so cute omg. And also managed to be an actual drabble instead of a novel! As always cw for spoilers!
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Astarion woke with a start, his heart pounding in his chest as he frantically looked around. But he wasn't in Cazador's torture room. No, instead he was at the Elfsong, safe and sound in a private room. It had been another nightmare, a typical occurrence as of late.
Atarion had assumed that those would stop after the monster was dead, but they seemed to be more frequent than ever. It felt unfair. He had won. Cazador was dead, by his own hand. There was nothing left to fear. Well... that wasn't including the tadpole still trapped in his lover's skull, not to mention his own. And the Elder Brain. And the cult of Bhaal. But in all honesty, all of that felt so small now with his slave master disintegrated. If he could do what had felt impossible, what had been impossible, for centuries, why couldn't he accomplish the rest?
Astarion groaned as he sat up, realizing for the first time that he was alone in bed. But luckily enough you hadn't gone far. He turned to find you sitting on the window sill, illuminated by the moonlight as you scribbled away in your journal.
You glanced over at the sound of his shuffling, your brow furrowed, "Star? Why are you still awake?"
"I could ask you the same thing," Astarion sighed, the coldness of your side of the bed coming into full perspective. He would like that fixed sooner than later, "Now come back to me, it's cold."
You smiled, slipping down from your perch to join him in bed. Astarion wasn't quite sure when such simple actions would stop making him melt like an infatuated teenager. He was starting to think that it would never come to an end.
You laughed softly as he immediately wrapped his arms around you, cradling you against his chest, "You know how I love to sleep in fits and starts. But you don't exactly have the same excuse, do you? You look so tired lately."
Astarion frowned, loathing the fact that his lack of sleep had become so obvious. But then again, if anyone was going to be familiar with his night terrors, it would be you. He sighed, "Just nightmares. Nothing you haven't heard before."
You frowned, "That doesn't make them pleasant."
"No," Astarion laughed softly, "It doesn't. But now it's your turn. What were you up to in the middle of the night?"
"Just some writing. I've been working on a few things."
"Like what?" Astarion asked, sincerely curious. You were quite the talent as a bard, a fact that he was aware of before he fell in love with you.
"A new ballad mostly, with a lullaby on the side."
That sounded well within your wheel house, though this was the first time he'd heard of you writing a lullaby, "What inspired that?"
"You," You said simply, "But I know how you get when I'm all mushy, so I kept it to myself for now."
Astarion hadn't expected that, but that massive smile that broke out on his face at the news wasn't a surprise. He kissed the top of your head, still smiling to himself, "I don't recall ever saying I disliked you being a sickening romantic. Can I hear it?"
You looked up at him, surprised for some reason. Which was frankly silly. Who wouldn't want to hear a song written about them from the person they loved most? For once in his life Astarion was being the normal one here.
"You want me to sing to you?" You asked, sitting up in bed to smile down at him.
Astarion grinned back, "I wouldn't object to it."
"Well in that case..."
And then you started to sing. Astarion adored the sound of your voice, and apparently he loved it even more when you were singing about him.
Little star, so bright and fierce,
Beautiful with eyes that pierce,
But that's not all there is,
He's strong and swift with perfect lips to kiss, a humor that is only his,
Charming and witty, a wish come true,
If only the rest of the world knew.
Astarion wasn't quite sure when he fell asleep that night, but it was to the sound of your sweet, melodious voice and with a smile plastered to his face.
And for the first time in days, he didn't have a single nightmare.
#astarion#astarion x reader#astarion x tav#baldur's gate 3#asks#lyric writing is not my strong suit yall#short and sweet for once#shocking#I got seven more asks to go from this last batch so stay on the look out if you sent one#i am not#a lyric writer or poet#if you could not tell#shhhh don't look at me#bard tav
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a limitless source
My submission for Week 3 of Tea’s SuoSaku Monsterfucking Month. For the prompts Vampire/Flex, it’s another Xianxia AU but modern and with jiangshi! Suo. While not exactly the traditional western vampire that feeds off of blood, jiāngshī feed off of a person’s qì (or energy) :D👍.
Extras (concept & lore)
First of all, yes, this is a reference to Suo’s costume for the WindBre Event in Kofu Shopping Street Halloween Festival. It was never going to be anything else 😭 but I added spice (read: lore) to the mix with Sakura’s design to make it more interesting. This piece was originally going to be spicier with a different pose, but I didn’t like the anatomy on that one.
concept:
For this AU, a person’s energy can be visible to the eyes of yaoguai and the appearance of the energy is similar to that of kintsugi (big thanks to @psychicwavementality for the idea). The more potent one’s (yang) energy is, the more it will attract stronger creatures. Sakura is one of the rare people who makes a lot of excess yang energy that Suo could probably live off of for years without draining the former too much.
Also while researching for references, I found that the fulu inscripted on Suo’s talisman from the official art is just “Bofurin ~ Halloween”. Incredibly cheeky of whoever drew the design and approved of it and also very fitting of Suo’s character.
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This is posted alongside Week 2 if you haven’t seen it yet.
#teasskmfm#wind breaker#wind breaker nii satoru#sakura haruka#haruka sakura#suo hayato#hayato suo#suosaku#suo x sakura#sshhh its oct 30 already i know shhhh#we dont talk about it sksk#this was supposed to be posted yesterday but i got sidetracked#not as lore heavy as week 2#and no angst hurrayyy#ah and no preview for week 4 because i havent decided on a design for sakura yet 😭#don’t mind the title pls i beg
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Promptober day 23: sight 👁
#promptober2024#DBDA#dbda fanart#save dead boy detectives#save dbda#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#art#my art#dc#the sandman universe#crystal palace#crystal palace surname von hoverkraft#vision#idk how to say this so im just gonna put it in the tags:#im quitting promptober :(#it got to be too much work sos#but i might still post another day or two!! just no promises#if you saw this before shhhh no you didn't#(i accidentally deleted it sos)#dbdpromptober2024#beetlebug—-1
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Smug Little Chicken
Drawing chickens is fun ngl
@a-big-chicken-nerd :) !!
#i understand now hen#the obsession with the chicken#shes so silly#aughh#ive never drawn chickens before but#i just got to learn somethin new :D#sunn art#lego ninjago#chicken ninjago#fanart#artists on tumblr#dont repost#btw ignore the background#its not wonky shhhh
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Hyrule's actually...
really not looking forward to the idea of the monsters being stronger
Look back...
In both mentions of monsters being stronger- He looks so scared. I want to hug him.
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Art from @linkeduniverse :D
@breannasfluff @la-sera
#Hyrule's games lore anyone? I'm not too familiar... but from fanfic I can guess there's reasons?#linkeduniverse#linked universe#Lu hyrule#I want to protect magic boy#just like wrap him in a blanket ya know?#shhhh it'll be ok little dude they're not that scary you got this#baby. he is baby and deserves hugs. yes.#I'll make sense of the wars stuff I mentioned later...#if I said anything off or offensive or anything ever let me know. also remember you are loved <3
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STYX STYX STYX STYX
There we go, the lil Cub comic wrapped up <3
Ari is trying her best to reassure Cub... too bad Cub cant stay forever lol
#vigilante sheriff au#empiresblr#hermitblr#rhaps art#styx#cubfan135#ariana griande#used the last panel from the prev comic again bc shhhh I like how ari looks lol#i also got one of the cage bars wrong just don't look at it too hard I'm not redrawing it lol
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Happy anniversary to the Redesign!! Seeing these two's glowup had been part of my falling back into the show! Thought itd be fun to do my spin on them.
#smg4#smg3#smg4 fanart#smg3 fanart#avidstarling#no its not smg3s eyes that got me shhhh#drawing them canonically was Painful dont let me do it again#am i gonna rememver to add certain features? prolly not#either way- i honestly like em now#its so fun#i thought of doin meggys and mayb boopkins but- idk#lemme know if yall want em?
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[152] Rewatched some jojo episodes today :-)
#152#xisuma#xisumavoid#daily xisuma#hermitcraft#technically I also watched some yesterday but shhhh#I forget how insane fizzy is. like oh my GOD#also oh yeah I totally don't call anyone but dio (and also gappy but that's because gappy isn't real to me) by their actual name#this happened because before I started watching jjba I hated it with a burning passion and one thing led to another#I don't actually remember why I remembered its existence. I got here via jojo fighting game my beloved (I'm so bad but I will become great)#I play as watermelon :D#but anyway yeah I watched a couple part 2 and a couple part 4 episodes#go duck's hat I guess. I think about it sometimes
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