#redacted audio sam

[venuslove-28]

coloured in this from my last post

check out my kofi

[rainingcatsandjune]

i've been hyperfixating on sam for only a week after my friend introduced me to him but rahdfjksgsjdifgkfjgh kjfgsdfgh im so obsessed

i hope the fanbase on tumblr accepts these sam doodles

(the dentist one is what i made right after listening to sam's imperium audio ASHDAJHDF i have not watched the rest of imperium besides his video oml)

[sheawritesstuff]

Sam / Darlin Headcanons

[In no particular order]

✩ Sam has stretch marks on his hips and across his back from growing so fast after leaving Mont Blanc

✩ Darlin has a high pain tolerance so they literally don’t realize when they’re seriously injured sometimes

✩ Sam has a lot of faded scars on his hands

✩ Sam is the oldest brother, Darlin is a middle child - they both had to leave their younger siblings behind and still feel bad about it

✩ The younger pack members think Sam is the absolute coolest even though they don’t get to see him very often

✩ Sam still has David’s name saved as Mr. Shaw in his phone

✩ Since Sam convinced Darlin to start eating actual food they are BUILT - their muscles aren’t super lean and defined anymore, but they’re noticeably stronger

✩ Occasionally when they’re stressed Darlin will shift and lay directly on top of Sam like a wolf-shaped weighted blanket

✩ Sam hates the question “are you a tea or coffee person?” because people rarely accept his answer of “both”

✩ Darlin was very uneasy about any kind of physical touch after Quinn, especially skin-to-skin, so they almost exclusively wore clothes that covered their entire body for about a year - they feel safe enough to wear tank tops and shorts now

✩ Darlin likes holding both sides of Sam’s face when they kiss

✩ Sam pretends to be more oblivious to modern media than he really is 

✩ Before turning, Sam needed glasses - for a while afterwards he would still wear them out of habit

✩When shifted, Darlin is one of the biggest wolves in the pack

✩ When he was younger, Sam used to fight in shady arenas for some quick cash

✩ Darlin knows how to play bass

✩ Sam shaved his head after leaving Mont Blanc and after turning as his way of “starting his new life” - he keeps it fairly long now but makes an effort to keep it trimmed and maintained

✩ Darlin has convinced Sam to paint his nails with them at least once

✩ Sam looks like his dad but he has his mom’s eyes and her smile

✩ Sam dances like a tipsy suburban dad at a backyard barbecue

✩ Darlin has a habit of glaring like they’re about to murder the next person who enters their line of sight when they’re actually just thinking about what they want for dinner

✩ Sam was raised on a ranch so he knows how to ride horses, herd cattle, etc.

[tankwiththeangst]

Fun fact!

Darlin and Sam’s anniversary is technically January 9th.

In the timeline it says nine days after the inversion (New Year’s Eve) is when Sam and Darlin made their relationship official and said they loved each other and Darlin called Sam their Mate.

You all have fun with the information :)

[stupd000]

Post-turning Sam!

[s0lairee]

this is just sam.

[samfucker]

teen masc tank would have the 2000s older brother aesthetic

[dullyzura]

Hear me out. What if the fact porter is warning Sam, Vincent and Lovely about leaving the house is unsafe and wrong is actually foreshadowing events to come… 🤨🤨

[ashthefrogmonarch]

"The world is cruel, therefore I won't be."

[sunodyc]

Watching Sam win the poll over David is more devastating than watching the presidential election

STOP LETTING THAT REDNECK WIN EVERY POLL

[huxleaf]

hypersexual!darlin x hypersexual!sam envelopes every inch and crevice of my mind

[venuslove-28]

cowboy summers

check out my kofi for comm slots !!

.+ a bonus of darlin freaking out over their man

do u ever think abt how sam will never feel that beating sun on his skin for any significant amount of time again

[kay0783]

I'm guessing that Porter was born around the 1950s.

When listening to his first audio and he described Treasure as demure I didn't know what that meant so I looked it up. I can't remember which website it was, but it showed the popularity of the word throughout history, and the most recent was the 2010s, but that wouldn't necessarily make sense because 1) you tend to keep the vocabulary you grown up learning and 2) Porter was around even before Vincent was turned (I'm pretty sure). He's older than Vincent, talks with older terms, and just imagine how LONG it would take for the tutors William got to teach him. He's like the Simone Biles of vampire magic. That didn't come from no where. He was unemowered before he was turned as well, so he would've needed EXTRA help.

So, the most recent timeframe in which "demure" was popular was, I believe, around the 1950s. Again, I could be wrong because I can't remember the website. But it makes sense that he would be around 70 years old.

[plutocries]

My darlin listener oc Rue (people scare me bro 😭)

Okay so like I was gonna post this when I had ALL my shaw pack listeners drawn out and put them all in one big line up, but like alot of my friends have gone Feral for this design and I mean like absolutely down bad barking and everything. LIKE ITS SO BAD MY EX TEXTED ME TO TELL ME HOW THEY WOULD SMASH HELP!?!?!?

Anyway I hope you guys enjoy them as much as all my friends did XD

This song is so them

[tankwiththeangst]

Just imagining Sam having a conversation with Darlin and ends up mocking something Vincent said to him and his accent completely goes away

Darlin immediately has a mini panic attack and starts laughing while breathing heavy

Sam is shocked and ask what the hell happened and Darlin is just like,

“PLEASE never do that again!”

[a---tong]

Baking Samuel Collins into a gingerbread man because I miss him.