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identity shenanigans ft. clark's supersniffer 😤
superbat (every)week winter exchange gift for @gravygranola - your prompts were so delightful and i wish i was able to incorporate more of them but i hope you like it regardless!!
also thank you so much to the @superbateveryweek mods for organizing this event 💕💕
#superbat#clark kent#bruce wayne#superman#batman#dcu#dc comics#dc#superbat everyweek winter exchange#my art#mine#i actually screamed when i got my assignment and saw your name and your prompts thank you for my life#also sorry to slide this in so last minute#the backgrounds were an impulsive addition bc i got very carried away while i was coloring ><
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merry christmas from mechanic!joel on his honeymoon 🤭💛
DECLINED | mechanic!joel x f!reader



*The Honeymooners*
Summary: A destination honeymoon is exactly what you and Joel need after tying the knot. Rating: 18+ Explicit Word Count: 2k Warnings: Pre-outbreak AU, established relationship, banter, teasing, so much fluff!!!, public sex, public nudity, oral (m! receiving), deepthroat, cum eating, mentions alcohol, unprotected piv sex, rough sex, squirting, creampie, multiple orgasms, language, dirty talk/praise kink, pet names (babydoll, darlin', cowboy...wife), does fucking in the ocean count as water sports? A/N: Ahhhh hello!! Of course, these two got married! I'd love to thank @mermaidgirl30 for creating the Ocean Challenge! It gave me the perfect opportunity to write this fluffy lil moment. And also, thank you, @swiftispunk, for letting me use this anon as inspo!! Enjoy the final installment to the Declined mini-series... I'll love these two forever 💗
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Joel was waist-deep in the water as you sipped on your second margarita. Occasionally, he’d turn and wave at you, his brown curls matted down by salt water and his tan skin glistening under the coastal sunlight. God, he was gorgeous. That was your husband now, your husband. Joel didn’t let you leave the bed the first day you arrived at your destination. You thanked your past self for packing extra underwear because at least three lacy thongs were now shredded and discarded somewhere in the honeymoon suite.
You settled against your beach chair, stretching your legs and digging your toes under the warm sand. There wasn’t a soul in sight along the stretch of water you had chosen to make camp, so you took the risk and undid the strings on your bikini top. Tossing the white polyester onto the sand by the chair, you settled back and let the sun beat down on your bare skin. It wasn’t long before Joel caught a glimpse of your body and barreled past the waves to race to the shore.
“Y’can’t be teasin’ me like this, babydoll,” he panted.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” you grinned, shrugging your shoulders.
Joel bent down to grab his beer, the condensation collecting sand around the base from being nestled into the ground by the towel. You craned your neck up to watch him take a long sip, the muscles in his bicep flexing.
“Don’t be lookin’ at me like that,” he said.
“Maybe I’m just thirsty.”
He glanced at the margarita in your hand, quirking a brow.
“Y’got your own drink.”
“Don’t you wanna share with your wife?” You pouted.
Joel rolled his eyes, his lips curling into a devilish grin. Your eyes roamed up his torso, watching droplets of water roll down the expanse of his chest and stomach. Sliding off your beach chair, your knees hit the terrycloth towel beneath you. It wasn’t hard to miss the growing bulge under Joel’s red swim trunks as they clung to his thighs.
“Mrs. Miller,” he tutted. “We’re in public.”
“When has that ever stopped us, huh?”
“Good point,” he smirked.
You pushed your hair off your shoulder and craned your neck further back. Joel took another drink of his beer before nodding his head at you.
“Open that pretty mouth, babydoll.”
You obeyed, your mouth falling open. Joel tilted the glass down, a slow stream of beer cascading onto your tongue. The crisp taste of the liquid rolled over your tastebuds, tiny drops falling from your lips and down over your bare chest. He tipped the bottle lower, letting the beer trickle down your breasts.
“Whoops,” he chuckled.
Joel moved the beer bottle upright, watching as you swallowed down the beer sitting on your tongue.
“Still thirsty?” He asked.
“Parched,” you exhaled.
Joel bent down to twist the bottle into the sand, shoving his trunks down as he straightened out. His cock sprung out, heavy and leaking precum from the tip. You went your lips in anticipation, your clit throbbing against the bikini bottoms pressing against your wet cunt.
“Wanna show me how thirsty y’are, babydoll?”
You scooted closer, taking his cock in your hand, your tongue darting out to lap at the precum dripping down. There was still a faint taste of the ocean lingering on his skin, the salty smell clinging to the hair around the base of his cock. You flattened your tongue against the underside of his cock, tracing the veins bulging down the underside. Joel shuddered above you, his hand tangled in your hair to guide you closer.
You slackened your jaw, taking him slowly into your mouth. His hips pushed forward slightly, forcing his cock further until the tip brushed the back of your throat.
“That’s it, darlin’. Keep it right there. Let’s see how long y’can hold it.”
The hair at his navel tickled your nose as he anchored you to his cock, your eyes welling with tears. You worked at breathing through your nose, your mouth too full of him to even inhale a breath. Swallowing around him, your cheeks hollowed out, forcing a deep groan from his chest.
“Good fuckin’ girl,” Joel crooned. “Look at you chokin’ on my cock.”
You tapped his thigh, begging for a reprieve, yet Joel didn’t move a muscle, only pushing himself deeper. You sputtered around him, gagging slightly until he finally pulled you off his cock. You released a violent round of coughs, the drool running down your chin as you heaved in a breath.
Joel leaned over you, dragging your mouth to his as he licked at the saliva coating your lips. You grinned against his mouth, holding him to you as he kissed you fiercely.
“I’m the luckiest man in the world,” Joel sighed. “Can’t believe I get to call you my wife.”
“I’m just as lucky, cowboy.”
Hauling you to your feet, Joel scooped you into his arms, kissing down your neck and shoulders as he walked toward the shore. You wrapped your arms around him, watching the sun dip below the horizon. There still wasn’t a soul to be seen along the stretch of beach around you, and for some reason, that thrilled you. It was just you, your husband, and the endless expanse of the ocean.
Perfect.
Wading into the water, Joel shifted you around his body, pulling your legs around his waist. Somewhere along the way, he had discarded his swim trunks onto the sand, leaving himself completely naked and you only half-dressed.
His fingers worked at the strings on your bottoms until they floated off your body and drifted down the waves. You smacked Joel’s bicep, trying to reach for them before they completely slipped away.
“Joel!” You shrieked.
He only laughed, pushing at the water until the tiny fabric was out of reach.
“Y’don’t need those, do ya’?” He teased.
“Well, I don’t right now! But what happens when we have to go back to the resort?”
“I don’t know, it could be fun seein’ your bare ass walkin’ through the lobby,” he laughed.
“I hate you,” you grumbled.
“Sure ya’ do, babydoll.”
Reaching between your bodies, Joel slipped his hand over your wet cunt, coaxing a moan from your lips as he rolled your clit between his fingers. You gasped at his touch, grinding down into his hand.
“Joel,” you breathed.
“Tell me what ya’ need, darlin’.”
“I need you.”
Joel angled himself at your entrance, pulling you down hard onto the length of his cock. You didn’t have a chance to adjust to his size as he filled you. With both hands digging into the skin of your hips, he guided you up and down on his cock, the pace hard and unforgiving. You dug your nails into the muscles of his back, your cries muffled by the sound of the water washing over your bodies.
“Fuck!” You cried, his cock driving faster into you.
The ripples around you matched the rolling waves churning inside your stomach, every thrust Joel made sending you closer to the edge. You clung to him tighter, your cunt clenching tighter and tighter around him until the white-hot pressure building in your core could no longer be contained.
“Joel!” You gasped. “Gonna—fuck—gonna cum! Please!”
“Cum for me, babydoll. Soak me.”
With a broken sob, your orgasm exploded through you, stars sparking your vision as warmth spread between your thighs.
“There ya’ go, darlin’. There ya’ fuckin’ go,” Joel growled, spearing into you over and over again.
You were barely recovering from your first orgasm when the next began to surge inside you, this time stronger. Joel dipped you back against the water's surface, your hair floating around your face as he shifted his hands from your hips to your shoulders. Against the pull of the waves, Joel used his grip on your shoulders to angle his cock upwards into your cunt.
“So fuckin’ beautiful,” he gritted between clenched teeth. “Look at you glowin’ in the sunset, takin’ my cock like a good girl.”
“Yes…yes…” You chanted.
“Y’gonna give me another, babydoll?” He urged.
“Mhmm,” you whined, words failing.
The waves crashing over your body silenced the scream that left your lips, and Joel grinned down at you as he felt your release gush over his cock. He pulled you up from the water, hugging you tight to his body while he slowed his pace.
“I love you, cowboy,” you whimpered into his neck.
Joel carded a hand through the wet tendrils of your hair, sinking his teeth into the corded muscles between your neck and shoulder. His stifled groan radiated through your skin as he filled you with his release, your cunt pulsating around his cock through every shudder of his body.
“Christ, I fuckin’ love you,” he muttered into your neck. “Can’t believe you’re my fuckin’ wife now.”
You clasped your hands around his face, pulling his lips to yours for a heated kiss. His hands ran up the expanse of your body as your tongues intertwined. The sun blanketed your bodies in golden colors of orange and yellow, the ocean around you mirroring the sunset painting the sky.
You broke away from his lips, turning your head to admire the sun kissing the horizon.
“Look,” you said softly. “Isn’t it beautiful?”
Joel didn’t respond, so you glanced back at him only to see his warm brown eyes watching you intently. A soft grin broke across his face, the creased lines etching around his eyes and dimpling his cheeks.
“What?” You asked, heat crawling up your neck.
“That view ain’t nothin’ compared to what I’ve got right here.”
You rolled your eyes, leaning in to kiss him again.
“Are you getting all romantic on me, cowboy?” You teased.
“Guess I’m just a big softy for ya’, Mrs. Miller.”
Eventually, you and Joel emerged from the ocean, the soles of your feet covered in sand as you returned to the lone beach towel in the distance. Thank God, no one was around—both of you were naked and dripping wet. Joel collapsed onto the towel, his bare ass shadowed in the cover of the night. You gave him a teasing slap before falling down next to him, your head rolling onto his shoulder.
“This has been a perfect honeymoon,” you whispered.
Joel laid his hand over yours, his silver wedding band glinting under the moonlight hanging above you.
“I don’t know, babydoll. Seein’ you in that white dress might have this beat,” he mused.
“You tore it off in a heartbeat after the ceremony,” you giggled.
Joel nudged you with his shoulder, laughing at the memory with you.
“Whadaya say y’wear it again when we get home?”
“Only if you promise not to rip it any more than you already have.”
“Okay, okay,” he chuckled.
“Swear?” You asked, eyeing him skeptically.
“On my life.”
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i think its funny that its canon that tfone bee does tiktok lives and tiktok dances
#bumblebee#b 127#elita one#transformers one#transformers#that one video of him dancing to apple by charlie xcx 😭😭😭#when i saw it i was literally screaming and crying from the cringe#hes so horrible og my good
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She will (and he'll let her)
#zutara#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#katara#atla fanart#prince zuko#zutara au#atla art#zutara fanart#zutara art#zuko x katara#katara x zuko#atla zuko#katara art#katara fanart#katara of the southern water tribe#the western air temple#This was inspired by THAT Trigun Stampede scene (if you're a Vashwood fan you'll know which one)#The “I'll kill you” *heart eyes* dynamic is SO Western-Air-Temple-ZK coded it's insane#Also Zuko loves girls who can kick his ass and that's canon. Like. The fact that they can and WILL plummet him to the ground is a big yes#I just know it#And yeah my boy was pretty crestfallen during that scene (too sad and defeated for someone who didn't have *ahem* at least a crush on her)#(In my very much not humble opinion)#But some (hidden) part of him was like “kissherkissherkissher” and you cannot convince me otherwise#I think about his dorky hopeful smile when he saw her literally all the time#And then the kicked turtleduck face that screamed “no smooches? 🥺”#Like what's up with that Zuko?#Why would you keep silent because you know you deserve this treatment for her but that didn't stop you from wishing otherwise?#Just WHY
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Less than a week now!!!
#the gaslight district#tgd#tgd melancholy#tgd mud#tgd breadhead#tgd ken#tgd fanart#melancholy hill#breadhead#I love breadhead already...no one gets him like I do chat#I screamed when I saw Gianni Matragrano voices him too omg#my art
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starkid fans when they see Normal Man and his Barista Crush onscreen for 0.5 seconds:

#im starkid fans btw#like i screamed out loud when i saw them in npmd#i'll never get sick of them#starkid#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday#npmd#starkid npmd#nerdy prudes must die#emma perkins#paul matthews#lauren lopez#jon matteson#theatreposting#elle's original content
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i’m sorry what?
#WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS???#the amazing digital circus#undertale#Underverse#tadc#gummigoo#utmv#fresh ink sans#i’m crying#i screamed when i saw this#WHAT IS THIS CROSSOVER#MAD PROPS TO THE VA#ALSO WTH#from jakeis twt#xtale au#xgaster
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So I've been thinking a lot about the tally

I think it's safe to assume that these numbers cover only their 3 years of high school - Hinata says later on that he hasn't counted his beach volleyball games yet. Meaning, they got into roughly ~2200 competitions over the course of three years, though not all of them were volleyball games (they also compete in races, and other silly things like who can eat faster and etc.)
(It's a little unclear whether the tally only accounts for wins when they're competing against each other, though - I'll assume that's the case since it'd be kinda unfair otherwise lol)
BUT. Here comes the interesting part. This is their updated tally, as of 2022 (the All-Stars special match):

According to the Haikyuu wiki, the Black Jackals vs. Schweiden Adlers game happened in November 2018. The All-stars match happened in August 2022. That's about 45 months later - meaning, they got into another 1852 competitions in the span of almost four years.
But, but.... before, during high school, these morons saw each other almost every single day. They competed on almost EVERYTHING, and averaged a total of 2 competitions per day.
Now, though- they lived in different cities during Hinata's first year in the V.League, and after that Kageyama moved to Italy. As of 2022, Hinata is back in Brazil playing for Asas São Paulo. Meaning, for the better part of these last 4 years, these two weren't even in the same country.
And yet they kept the tally going, counting almost religiously. So that's 1852 competitions over 45 months - average of 1,37 competitions per day. Meaning, on average, Hinata and Kageyama must've talked to each other at least once a day, for four years, to update their tally.
TL;DR they probably talk to each other regularly and that makes me so happy. Even though they're not in the same team (or even the same country) they still keep thinking about each other every. single. day.
#kagehina#hinata shouyou#kageyama tobio#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#haikyuu manga#haikyuu manga spoiler#when i first saw the updated tally count i did a double take#that was a big jump. almost doubled their numbers#and they weren’t even in the same country!!!!#screams
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‼️‼️‼️SONIC 3 SPOILERS‼️‼️‼️
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“ you can still see the light even when the star is gone “
#IM DEAD IM GONE STOP IT IM GONNA SOB THEIR SO CUTE#I ACTUALLY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THE MOON SCENE BRO#THE MOON SCENE WAS SUPERIOR#MOON SCENE MOON SCENE#Sonic 3#sonic3#sonic movie 3#sonic the hedghog fanart#sonic the hedghog fandom#shadow the ultimate lifeform#shadow the hedgehog#shadow and sonic#Sonic and shadow I’m going insane#movie sonic and shadow ARE SO CUTE IM CRYIBG GRRRRRRRRRRR
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how about maybe we dont call transmascs who dont work super hard to maintain their appearance ugly thats it thanks
#just saw a post on tumblr dot com#and i agreed with a lot of the stuff in it#but at one point they said that trans men who feel liberated by not having to conform to beauty standards are benefiting from the patriarch#and then called them ugly#???#and the tags were full of people saying that men looked disgusting including trans men#as if trans men dont have a whole other host of physical standards to live up to that we are constantly harassed about#tbh as a transmasc who hasnt transitioned#hearing that im gonna be ugly and oppress transwomen when i transition isnt great#im already so scared to transition#transandrophobia#moonstone screams into the void#transmasc
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OUR BOYS WERE FRONT AND CENTER, AND LOOKING GOOD AF💚💙
#cockles#jenmish#misha collins#jensen ackles#destiel#supernatural#I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THEM NEXT TO EACH OTHER#THEY WERE SO ADORABLE
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NAMI SWAAAAAAN ~ ❤️
#THE WAY I INTERNALLY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS#ONE CHANCE#one piece#one piece spoilers#op spoilers#one piece manga#one piece 1121#one piece ch 1121#one piece unreleased#one piece chapter 1121#op 1121#guya reads one piece#guya posts#nami#nico robin#monkey d luffy#brook#franky#sanji#roronoa zoro#jimbe#tony tony chopper#usopp#cat burglar nami#soul king brook#cyborg franky#black leg sanji#one piece colorspread#straw hat pirates#strawhats
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HEEEEEESSSS BACKKKKK!!!
(Edit: The article got taken down :/ )

https://myglobalmind.com/2025/03/18/will-wood-teases-big-news-and-talks-creative-milestones-in-exclusive-mgm-interview/
#will wood#GUYS IM CRYING#I CANT WAIT#I ACREAMED#I SCREAMES WHEN I SAW THIS#will wood and the tapeworms
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je t’aime~♡
#ml spoilers#ml s6 spoilers#ml climatiqueen#mledit#miraculous ladybug#miraculous#miraculousedit#adrinette#adrienette#marichat#adrien agreste#marinette dupain cheng#chat noir#miraculous spoilers#parallels#elation is one of the episodes that got me into ml so when i saw this parallel i screamed#included the unparalleled forehead kiss because it's so fucking cute and chat kissing her cheek because i had to pair it with something#babies#my edits
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JOSH HARTNETT as FRANK in THE BEAR | S3EP4 "Violet"
#the bear#thebearedit#tvedit#useraurore#userconstance#usermima#usergal#usergiu#userquel#mancandykings#dilfgifs#userbbelcher#userstream#dailyflicks#josh hartnett#the bear spoilers#creations tag#gifs#the guttural scream i let out when i saw him on my screen
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