alltheirdamn

[alltheirdamn]

^^ me reading this ^^

MY GOD IS THIS SO FUCKING HOT?!?!?! 🥵🥵 you know i am a WIMP when it comes to anything that has to do with Juno & you made the most diabolically delicious fic to encapsulate that type of horny behavior 🫠🫠 the breeding!kink goes SOOOOO HARD (like Joel’s cock hehe)

WELL DONE BB!!!! SO PROUD OF YOU & THIS FIC 💛✨

Juno

Pairing: Joel Miller x f!Reader Word count: 2.2k (lol this was supposed to be a drabble) Rating: Explicit - 18+, MDNI

Summary: Your honeymoon with Joel is off to a bang.

Warnings/tags: honeymoon sex (it’s very feral), unprotected PIV sex (they’re trying to get pregnant but be smart IRL!), oral sex (m and f receiving), big fat breeding kink, pussy pronouns, creampie, cumplay, mentions of foreplay over the clothes, sort-of/accidental voyeurism, very loud sex, rough sex, mentions of marriage/family planning/birth control use, dom!Joel, feral!Joel, references to pregnancy, no outbreak!AU, cursing (but honestly swear words should be the least of your worries for this story lol), Reader is female, has hair that is long enough to put into a ponytail, and able bodied but otherwise not described (it’s you, boo!), no use of y/n

a/n: This is what happens when a horny invasive thought is allowed to take root in my brain. My darling menace @for-a-longlongtime sent me this Reel and it made me… think about things. Combined with the inspiration of the song Juno by Sabrina Carpenter, this is FILTH. Just… filth. But since @mountainsandmayhem and @alltheirdamn literally begged me to write this, here you are, written in a near-fugue state. Not beta’d, we’re doing this thing unprotected, just like Joel lmao. Banners by @saradika-graphics.

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a/n pt 2: psssssst. Do you like Joel Miller? Do you want *more* Joel Miller? How about a series where not only Joel is your husband, but Frankie is your boyfriend? If so, tap here for SoCal to NorCal, my ongoing series!

I should have closed that damn sliding door.

You knew exactly what was going to happen as soon as you stepped foot into the immaculate, stylish Greek vacation suite you’d booked for your honeymoon with your new husband, Joel Miller. You’d spent the long flight teasing each other incessantly - the lightest of caresses, lingering kisses, surreptitious groping and heavy petting under the luxe blankets afforded to you by your first class seats. Joel couldn’t keep his hands off you most days, but now, fresh from your beautiful wedding as his darling wife? He was absolutely insatiable.

Joel had barely shut the front door on the endlessly kind bellhop before he was on you, ravenous with desire. His large hands began peeling off the soft layers of clothing you’d worn on the airplane, kissing you fervently and moaning into your mouth. You wove your fingers through your hair, tugging lightly when he kissed down your neck. 

“Fuck, Joel,” you whined, and you felt him growl lowly before nipping at your pulse point.

“Been waiting hours to take you apart, baby,” he murmured. Sucking a hickey onto the column of your throat, he laved the spot with his tongue to soothe the light pain. “Teasing me when you knew I couldn’t do shit about it.”

You pulled back on his hair with a yank, making him hiss. “You asked for it. You were the one rubbing circles against my clit through my sweatpants. My panties are ruined because of it.”

“Not my fault your pussy is so juicy,” Joel chuckled. “Especially now that she knows she’s gonna getting dicked down as many times as she can take it in a day.”

A couple months before your wedding, you and Joel discussed your desire to start trying for children. You’d thrown away your birth control after that conversation, but resolved to use other forms of protection until after the wedding.

You nor Joel had packed a single condom for this trip.

“Fuck me, Mr. Miller,” you breathed, moving your hand from his hair down his body to his rock-hard cock. He groaned when you made contact.

“Yes, ma’am, Mrs. Miller,” Joel hummed, walking your naked body backwards towards the bedroom as you pulled at his clothes.

Now, you’re realizing that the sliding door to the ocean-view balcony is cracked open, allowing a lovely coastal breeze in but also letting your cries of pleasure float into the wind. Joel’s face is buried in your drenched pussy from behind you, his slurps and smacks obscene, not to mention his moans of ecstasy at the taste of your juices. You lay your chest onto the bed and take it - that’s all you can really do. You’re trying to stifle your sighs and moans, but your husband’s expert tongue is making that increasingly difficult.

“Oh god, right there,” you whimper, and your first orgasm of the day rolls through your body slowly, unfurling like the fragrant blossoms in the white-washed courtyard of the villa. He continues moaning and lapping up every drop of your essence while your body shakes.

One more hard suck on your clit, and then Joel is pulling you back onto your hands and knees on the plush cream bedding. He crawls towards your body, grabbing your hips with one warm hand while the other loosely grips his shaft, rubbing the head of his cock through your folds. 

You whine. “Please, Joel.” You’re not above begging when it comes to Joel’s cock.

Joel growls in arousal and begins to feed you his length, inch by inch. You bite your lip, trying to quiet the involuntary moans that the stretch of his girth seem to rip out of your throat. The villa is private, but you still have neighbors - you’d rather not have to face them at the dinner buffet later after they heard exactly how well your honeymoon was going so far.

“Such a good girl, taking my cock so well,” Joel praises you, his eyes never leaving how good his length looks sawing in and out of your soft pussy, shiny with your slick. The phrasing makes your cunt clench on him, which nearly shoves him off the proverbial ledge. He throws his head back, attempting to collect himself, and then notices you drawing circles around your aching clit. 

“Desperate to come again already?” he questions, quirking an eyebrow at you. You nod your head, pressing harder and swirling faster around your nub. 

“Then fucking come for your husband,” Joel grits out, punctuating each word with a harsh thrust of his hips. On the last word, you explode yet again, burying your mouth in the crook of your elbow to quiet your cries. Your pussy spasms over his length, nearly sending him over the edge, and you’re absolutely gushing for him, slick and juices running down your thighs.

Joel yanks himself out of your body, not ready to come yet. You cry out in disappointment, but he hauls him and yourself up off the bed.

“Kneel,” he commands. You drop to your knees onto the plush sheepskins rug, legs like jelly already. His hard cock bobs in front of your face, coated with the evidence of your orgasm. Your mouth opens and you drop out your tongue like a welcome mat.

Joel nearly comes at the sight before him.

“Suck,” he says simply. Grabbing your hair into a ponytail, Joel guides your blazing hot mouth onto his shaft, controlling the speed of your blowjob with his hands. He tries to avoid thrusting into your throat too hard, but he knows you like it rough. The taste of your own pussy is all over his dick, and it makes you dizzy with need.

You play the good girl, sucking and licking as directed by Joel’s moans and hand, but soon enough he’s hauling you off your feet to put you back onto the bed. His cock is an angry red color at the tip now, precum continuing to bubble out of the slit. 

“Wanna try out something new,” he mutters, laying you down on your back. He pushes your legs to your shoulders, nearly folding you in half, and guides your hands to the back of your thighs to hold them open. You feel so exposed, but it makes a thrill run up your spine. Joel kneels with his knees just under your ass, leaning over you, before taking his hand and running it through your soaked folds, reveling in the filthy wet sounds your center makes for him. You whine, desperate for more. Joel places your calves on his shoulders as he leans forward, caging you with his body. One hand drops to the bed to steady himself, while the other grabs his cock and lines himself up again.

“Have you ever tried this one?” Joel asks you with a smirk.

You smile wickedly back, knowing what you need to say to egg him on. “Can’t say I have. Wasn’t exactly trying to get bred.”

You see Joel’s eyes flash at the last word, a ferality burning in his irises. A near-snarl erupts from his mouth as he bottoms out in one powerful thrust. A loud moan rips from your throat, and you slap a hand over your mouth to quiet yourself, remembering the balcony door is still open. Joel shoves your hand away, grinding deeper into your cunt, brushing against your cervix. You can barely breathe with the intensity of pleasure racing in your veins.

“Oh yeah?” he challenges, pulling out almost all the way before slamming back home, eliciting another loud cry from you. “If you wanna be bred so bad, I’m gonna make everyone at this resort know exactly how much you want it.” With that, Joel sets a punishing pace, his hips and balls slapping against your slick skin. The wet sounds of your mutual pleasure ricochet through the room, and probably outdoors. In this position, all you can do is lay there and moan and cry and take it. Your pussy continues seeping slick, wave after wave running down your ass and thighs, dampening the heavenly bedding.

You’ve never been so fucking wet in your entire life, and Joel knows it.

“God, this pussy is so fucking juicy for me, huh? Just want to get bred that bad, huh?” He mutters to you as he fucks into you so deep that you nearly feel him in your throat. You’ve long since lost your ability to silence your noises, a steady stream of loud gasps and cries emanating from your mouth. Joel just feels so fucking good inside of you, and suddenly you start babbling.

“Yes, baby, I’m so fucking wet for you,” you moan, the pleasure coiling in your bones with every thrust of Joel’s thick girth inside you. “You’re so deep, you fill me so good, don’t stop don’t stop don’t stooooopppppppp –” Your words are cut off by a silent scream as you come for a third time. The pleasure shimmers across your limbs and a shaky moan finally snakes its way out of your throat.

He growls, fucking into you even harder. “Good fucking girl, let me hear you,” Joel grits out. He picks up his pace, clearly getting close to his own orgasm. The increase in speed releases a surprised scream from you, your loud cry stuttering from the sheer force of Joel’s thrusts into you. His hips are a blur, and your third orgasm begins to build into your fourth, the intensity ratcheted to new heights.

“That’s right, scream for me,” he moans, his thrusts getting erratic as his peak approaches. “Want me to fill up this messy pussy, get it even messier? Gonna fuck you so full it has no choice but to take.”

Joel’s words cause a riot of tingles to cascade across your skin. “Yes, please, fuck me full, Joel. Give me your cum, make it stick, give me a baby, please,” you cry, and Joel slaps your ass hard, and you scream again. There’s no doubt that everyone within a mile radius can hear the two of you, but your head is so full of pleasure that you really couldn’t care less. All you can think about is Joel, his cock, and how badly you want to be dripping with his cum.

“Oh god, honey, I’m gonna come,” Joel whimpers, and to send him over the edge, you clench down on his cock as hard as you can. He gasps. “I’m gonna come, I’m gonna cooooooo–”

Joel shoves his cock as deeply into you as possible, bellowing loudly in ecstasy, triggering your own orgasm to crest at the same time. His release is so intense that it feels like his hot cum is jettisoning directly into your uterus, filling you to the brim. He pumps shallowly into you, prolonging the pleasure for both of you.

When the last spurt of his spend lands in your womb, Joel collapses on top of you, rolling you to the side, still buried within your clutch. Your sweat-slick limbs tangle as you both try to catch your breath. The gentle breeze flutters the curtains.

Everything feels hazy and perfect.

Eventually you come to, pressing kisses to Joel’s completely blissed-out face, eliciting a soft smile across his plush lips. You kiss your husband softly, slowly, and sensually. He gives your nose a peck, and then buries his face into your neck, breathing in your scent deeply.

“Fuck, that was…” Joel starts, lost for words to describe what just happened.

“... incredible,” you finish his sentence, beaming at him. You intertwine your fingers, so elated that Joel is really yours forever.

Joel nods and kisses you one more time, then moves to untangle your aching limbs, massaging your muscles with his strong hands. He pulls out of your messy center slowly with a groan, watching as his cum begins to seep out of you. You watch as he scoops away the runaway seed, pushing it back into your cunt. A brief flush of arousal pulses in your veins at the sight.

“Gotta keep it where it belongs,” Joel croons, winking at you as he walks towards the bathroom to rinse off and grab you a towel. You giggle, moving to prop your legs and hips up on your pillows, allowing his release to pool & settle inside you. The idea of finally having a baby with the love of your life makes your insides flutter with joy.

While you rest, you pull up Snapchat, curious to see what other fellow travelers are up to in the area. You tap around the map, watching stranger’s stories of sailing excursions, lounging on the shore, and eating delicious food. You notice a Snap story in the same vacation complex as your rental, and you tap on it excitedly, hoping to get a sense of some fun things to do in the area.

The video opens up in selfie mode as a blonde, sunglasses-wearing traveler records himself outside on his villa’s patio, laughing quietly and rubbing his arm awkwardly with the caption “Sounds like our new neighbors on holiday in Greece are having a whale of a time… Only been here 10 minutes!” In the background, a woman can be heard screaming with ecstasy, clearly having sex, her voice stuttering as whoever she’s fucking is giving it to her hard. You then hear a slap, then another cry of pleasure.

Wait a minute.

Not a slap… a spank.

Your nerves frost immediately and heat blazes up your neck as your mouth drops open, realizing that the couple having very loud sex… is actually you and Joel.

Oh no. 

...I REALLY should have closed that damn sliding door.

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Tagging in case you, too, are horny for Joel (please let me know if you'd like to be removed from the tags!): @mermaidgirl30 @sin-djarin @perotovar @qveerthe0ry @nerdieforpedro

@itwasntimethatdidit40 @yxtkiwiyxt @almostempty @almostfoxglove @guiltyasdave

@legendary-pink-dot @arcanefox207 @dancingtotuyo @musings-of-a-rose @milla-frenchy

@yopossum @polaroidpascal @chippedowlmug @magneticecstasy @reggiesfilthylittlesecret

[alltheirdamn]

Hiii, do you have a release date for the new chapter of Diamond Dolls?💜

awww hi! unfortunately my writing has been on the back burner since i switched jobs :(( i would love to give a definite date, but i don’t want to get anyone’s hopes up 🥲 but now that im finally settled, my goal is to work on chapter 2 of DD this week AND the good graces wip 🥲 im gonna give a loose estimate of the next week or two if i have the downtime for it 💛💛

[alltheirdamn]

[alltheirdamn]

What if I just…..

[alltheirdamn]

WIP WEDNESDAY THURSDAY ✨

thank you bbs @mountainsandmayhem @mermaidgirl30 @lotusbxtch

sorry i’ve been so MIA lately everyone, it’s been a long ass week. but… if you want a lil kiss of what’s to come, here’s an snippet from Good Graces (yes, the follow-up to My Kink Is Karma)

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If you were smart, maybe you’d steer clear of men altogether for a bit longer, but you’d been driving yourself crazy by trying to fill the void left in the wake of your ex-boyfriend…Well, your ex-boyfriend’s dad.

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everyone probably got tagged yesterday lol but what the hell, i’m doing it again in case i missed anything exciting. xoxo all my love 💛

@beardedjoel @evolnoomym @fruityreads @guiltyasdave @iamasaddie @magpiepills @morallyinept @milla-frenchy @pedrospatch @pedropeach @strang3lov3 @yxtkiwiyxt

[alltheirdamn]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBVC5fxxBRV/?igsh=MnRuZmMyMzV2czNzidk

but you but this is me with any slow burn fics when the warnings finally suggest smut … like can we just get to the light spanking, m! receiving, p in v unprotected paragraphs yet!?? give em to me!

but the build-up is the best part…. think of the slow burn as foreplay & how good it’ll be when it all happens

[alltheirdamn]

ok ok ok hear me out. maybe next series?????? hear a girl out lolll

first please watch : https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Ld8Nrn/

now, i don’t know about you, but pedro himself would fucking embody this evermore code but i feel like joel would also. i am for some reason a sucker for this song (so many people hated it, i love it) but like imagine: joel as like this shy and reserved prince who has a reputation for being not the nicest, because people mistake his shyness for coldness, but a girl from the town stumbles into his castle one day as she’s there with her father for court and they bump into each other by accident, but when they touch there’s just this jolt of energy between them. however they go their separate ways. joel is harder exterior wise so he kind of blows the interaction off and wants to stay focused on his studies (for him i feel like in this era he would be obsessed with fixing things around the castle that need tending to, but after being told by like the grounds keeper enough times that if he doesn’t leave it to the servant in charge of fixing things he could make them loose their job, and he wouldn’t want that) but he lowkey can’t get her out of his head. his thing tho is because he can’t do much in the castle to satisfy his needs of fiddling and fixing he sneaks into town. dresses in common clothes, looks the part.

but maybe one day while prince joel is in the town helping fix someone’s wagon, he sees her across the court yard creating that laundry mechanism that belle uses to wash her laundry, and he’s fascinated not only by the mechanism but by her as he finds intelligence very attractive. he wants to know how it works and the mechanics behind it, and wants to get to know her, but has been really good about keeping his true identity hidden, but she’s seen him as the prince... but he is shy and a little socially awkward tho too so he doesn’t really know how to go about asking her more about it so he just watches her and tries to figure it out from afar. he comes into town more often and looks for her to see what else she makes/invents while he helps others out. he goes out to see her, whether he wants to believe it or not, he wants to get to know her more, near her. one day while he sees her make an adjustment to her laundry idea he gawks a little too hard and she catches him from across the courtyard watching her (again) she’s known he comes around here and there as she can feel him watching her but is confused why he doesn’t come over and ask questions or even just come closer to watch as he’s always at such a distance. for now, she has no idea his true identity, she barely saw him when they bumped into each other. but she waits for him to look away for a second and then when he looks back she’s gone - but within a couple of seconds she comes up from behind him and says something like kind of sassy/sweet to catch him off guard but not spook him by coming up behind him like “you know staring at a lady while she’s bent over is considered indecent…” or something like that to try to break the ice. he ends up stuttering and bumbling over his words but she stops him by gently touching his arm and saying “it’s ok, i’m just messing with you..” and before he can say anything because he’s taken back by her touch, it sends a jolt of warmth and energy into him again, she takes his hand and says “judging by how many times i’ve seen you watch this thing, let me show you how it works” and she brings him over to show him the ins and outs.

basically slow burn, cutesy, mutual pining but then once she finds out he’s the prince she distances herself (low self esteeem) but he doesn’t know that she knows that he’s royalty so he makes grand gestures of love/kindness to her, always makes sure she’s safe and taken care of. they end up becoming great friends and they spend hours together looking over her sketches of designs and he spends time teaching her how to fix or adjust things so it works better for her when she gets like a creative block. they have moments where you think something is going to happen (like their hands touch longer than a second and they look up into each others eyes and slowly lean in to kiss) but then they get interrupted by something and don’t get to come back to it. he’s so shy and awkward that he doesn’t know how to approach moving things more than friends and she’s so wrapped up in not being good enough for him that neither do something- until her father comes to her one day and says that he’s betrothed her to be married to this prick (aka gaston vibe man) and she tells him she doesn’t need to be married and that she will not marry this self absorbed prick, but her father insists. and just to add a flare of drama/angst while prince joel is attending court with his parents (because he’s a prince and is being trained to be king so he attends court, right?? lol) the father and prick come to ask the crown for its blessing on the marriage and that’s how joel finds out, his father the king, blesses the union but as soon as court is over, he rushes to sneak to see her because he knows her to be someone that would never want to be in a union with the prick (he has a reputation) and wants to make sure she’s ok and that this is what she wants, but when he goes to their usual spot she’s nowhere to be found… idk hahahah idk i’m a whore and delulu for these stories. would you ever maybe write something like this or know of someone who might???? 👀

i am absolutely roping @mermaidgirl30 into this because i think this is something jamie might totally get on board with👀👀 i already have a period piece wip including Javi G that’ll be down the road… HOWEVER… i know jamie eats up fantasy realm ideas just as much as i do… so im sharing this idea for possible collab and/or something for the future 😩😩

don’t even get me started on this song because i’ve been obsessed with it (and the movie) since it came out years ago 😭😭

[alltheirdamn]

how pinterest sees me ✨

thank u for the tag bb @guiltyasdave

search each topic and post the first that comes up for each one: sport // hobby // animal // instrument // song lyrics // famous paintings

NP TAGS: @lotusbxtch @mountainsandmayhem @mermaidgirl30 @evolnoomym @strang3lov3 @iamasaddie @for-a-longlongtime @fruityreads

[alltheirdamn]

XII - Desolation

Thus completes the 12 Pillars of Simulacrum. I will not tell you the visceral details, as you already know them. You all do. It's happening to every-body.

Punish and its video are out everywhere now. Happy pulldroning ♡

Stream/buy: https://ethelcain.ffm.to/punish

Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIvMmTsZVLo

[alltheirdamn]

hi everyone 💛 lil life update!!! officially on the in-between week before i start my new job… which means i should hopefully have some time to write some new stuff ☺️ i’ve got a couple wip’s in the rotation right now and i can’t wait to be posting more stuff soon 💛 xoxo love u all

[alltheirdamn]

PEDRO PASCAL GLADIATOR II | Filmmaking on a epic scale

[alltheirdamn]

next week ♡

[alltheirdamn]

days go by, time on without me

[alltheirdamn]

V!!!! I missed you! Welcome back!💕 for the fic ask game I wanna ask about Diamond Dolls, Maneater and Good Graces 👀

AHHH HI BB I MISSED YOU!!!!

okay let’s go down the list here…

-> Diamond Dolls: inspired by Been Like This by Doja Cat!! literally had the song on a loop then created a playlist for the series and just jumped in from there…. @lotusbxtch & i have been cooking up some HEATED smut for the coming chapters 👀

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“i know you watched me on stage the other night,” you said.

“maybe i did,” joel shrugged, settling back against the leather booth.

-> Maneater : another fic deliciously inspired by Maneater by Nelly Furtado (“ you wish you never ever met her at all “) this will be either a long one shot or mini series set in 1800’s Spain with vampire!reader x Javi G 👀

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“tell me, how badly do you wish to taste me?”

“i crave it beyond words, mistress. i need it. i need to see the way you fall apart for me.”

-> Good Graces: a verrryyyy smut filled follow-up to My Kink Is Karma 🫣 ALSO inspired by Good Graces by Sabrina Carpenter

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“christ, sweetheart. ain’t you just need a lil’ thing.”

“need you, Daddy. all the time.”

lots and lots to come in the next few months hehehehe

[alltheirdamn]

Can I ask about your wip Tights? 🩵

of course you can!!!! also hi, ily 💛

this one hasn’t been started yet … BUT… here’s some inspo pics i have floating around my pinterest in the meantime 🤭 it’ll be ballerina!reader x joel pairing !!!! i have no idea when or why or how this idea came to mind, but eventually it’ll be in the works xoxo

[alltheirdamn]

I know what it is but GRAND SLAM GRAND SLAM GRAND SLAMMMMM 🤭

AHHH HIII!!!!!

okay, i know baseball season is over very soon (i’m sad please don’t look at me or i’ll cry) BUT…. here’s a lil snippet & a frankie inspo pic for your pleasure xoxo

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“Can I—I don’t know.” Frankie shakes his head. “Nevermind.”

“What?” You press.

Frankie takes a long gulp of his beer before responding, a rich red blush creeping up his neck.

“I was going to ask for your number, so we can talk while I’m on the road. Figure you can give me some pointers on who we’re playing.”

“Of course,” you smile. “Here, let me see your phone.”

Frankie digs his phone from his pocket, his fingers brushing over your open palm. You try hard not to let him see the flush in your cheeks as you tap your number onto his phone. Handing it back, he stares at the screen with a frown on his face.

“You put ‘Red’ as your contact name.”

“Well, yeah. That’s what everyone calls me.”

“I don’t call you that,” he says softly.

You watch in silence as he deletes ‘Red’ and types your name.

“That’s better,” he nods.

“I think you’re the only guy on the team that actually calls me by my name,” you laugh.

“Good. I like it that way.”

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*Insert baseball!Frankie with his ass in baseball pants*

(one day i will finish this series, i swear)

[alltheirdamn]

Fic Title Ask Game!

Send me an ask with the title of one of my fics below and I'll tell you why I chose it, the song it's from, the line in the fic that inspired it, or mayyyybe share a snip. 👀

Thank you @lotusbxtch & @mermaidgirl30 for the tags!!! sorry this is so so so late i’m finally getting around to checking online again xoxo … also, i have a lot of fics that don’t have names YET, so I will indulge with the ones that have names hehe

- Diamond Dolls

- Grand Slam

- Maneater

- Tights

- Good Graces

- Growing Pains

- Rotten (drabble)

NP TAGS!!! (sorry if you’ve already been tagged 😭)

@beardedjoel @evolnoomym @endlessthxxghts @fruityreads @guiltyasdave @iamasaddie @katiexpunk @lotusbxtch @magpiepills @mountainsandmayhem @pedrospatch @pedropeach @strang3lov3 @yxtkiwiyxt