#sass kings

[annarielmidori]

A faceswap Thranduil -> Ominis. Another sass queen.

[sabyfangirl]

AHEM... I think I speak for everyone when I say this :3

[buffysummers]

Buffy quotes that live rent-free in my head 3/?

[mydairpercabeth]

they really nailed percy’s audacity

[fridgrave2-0]

honestly the sass jimmy had this week is insane. constantly flirting and being a little brat and yelling maniacally after killing THREE people. "is this the feeling when people kill people? i feel ELECTRIC!!!"

grian: "jimmy i will fight back"

jimmy: "you don't need to, you'll be dead before you can" EXCUSE ME SIR WHERE DID IT COME FROM?? PLEASE DONT STOP

"i said it in the start of the episode i'll get ya (joel), and i just did :) oh and you know what i used? i used your wife as bait bud EHEHEHE"

jimmy already deserves a win

[greatspacedustbin]

[mysteriousmissme]

we need to talk more abt the scene where luke is all "percy's got this, it's all annabeth's plan."

and then cue to a montage of perceus jackson being the most gen z kid ever.

THAT HAD TO BE ONE OF THE BEST SCENES.

[red-dead-sakharine]

That one head-turn Thranduil does...

...and its variations ⬇️

[marauderstars]

Remus: I love making short jokes about Sirius.

Remus: They go right over his head.

[larphis]

For some reason I just can‘t stop imagining Ed defeatedly crawling into the auxiliary wardrobe to wallow in his sadness, alone, only to be met with a familiar voice saying „well, well, well“ and as he turns around Lucius is leaning against the door frame as wet as a poodle and sassily says „Look who went back into the closet“

[whataboutthreateninganass]

merlin absolutely baffles me every day. cos he’s a small lad (minus s5 merlin 🥰 but that’s a topic for another day) and quite unassuming, but he has absolutely zero social anxiety, and simply does not get embarrassed ever.

bro rocks up to Camelot on his first day and just picks a fight with this random bulked up dude WHO TURNS OUT TO BE THE PRINCE. and the next day, after having been briefly thrown in jail for his antics, just starts calling this dude names, firing off OUTRAGEOUS insults to the point the guy is left completely speechless, cos why is this peasant boy sassing me and why am I allowing it? and then bro gets in a physical fight with this guy. mind you, this guy is twice the size of merlin and also happens to be a KNIGHT, who has trained in combat his whole life. AND MERLIN JUST SENDS IT, using magic left right and centre, in front of a massive crowd of people, to ABSOLUTELY DESTROY THIS DUDE.

and then no explanation or apology, merlin casually saves this guy from a dagger to the heart, and proceeds to flirt with him for the next ten years. like???!!!

and there are so many examples of this absolutely shameless behaviour across the series. it is absolutely hilarious, terrifying and strangely commendable. 

one thing about merlin is that he will not give a single fuck ever.

[mylifeingotham]

[oldschoolfrp]

For living ye olde lifestyle: To the King's Taste, Richard II's book of feasts and recipes adapted for modern cooking, Lorna J Sass, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, 1975. Most recipes are taken from the fourteenth-century Forme of Cury and include "a Brie and egg tart, a fruit and salmon pie, parsnip fritters, an elderflower cheesecake, stuffed loaves, spiced wine, rose hips in wine with almonds."

[greatspacedustbin]

[nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes]

Dash: I oughta give you a piece of my mind, Fenton!

Danny: I'd be empty handed if you did

[alwayshinny]

Harry James Potter - Happy birthday m’boy 🎂 🎉