#remus lupin sass

[marauderstars]

Remus: I love making short jokes about Sirius.

Remus: They go right over his head.

[fafodill]

Changed it for Sirius but still wanted to draw more members of the Order. I think I'm starting to figure out my Lupin. Mad-Eye is a bit complicated (and I really don't like his movie outfit - except for the coat) so it's still a WIP but I like his hair.

The incorrect quote is from @snapesupremacy on insta~

[eatanorange]

Marlene and James pissed off/distracted Dorcas and Lily respectively and in an act of true solidarity, Remus Lupin plays Hall & Oates ‘She’s Gone’ as they exit

He doesn’t even look up from whatever studying he’s doing when he does it.

[yourhonoriwoulddieforthem]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE OF…

HP/Marauders fanfic tropes I love:

- teenage sex god Remus Lupin

Whether the man is completely oblivious to his sex-symbol status or in full control of it, I love every version of Remus “literally everybody’s gay awakening/first crush” Lupin. The hair, the scars, the jewelry, the 80s rock/punk/metal tees, towering over everyone in the great hall and maybe even flirting up a storm with ALL the guys, gals and non-binary pals! You know he just showed up to school fifth year looking like the puberty gods decided to make up for the whole furry-little-problem by blessing the heck outta this hot mess prefect. Good Lord, praise Merlin! 🥵😆

HP/Marauders fanfic tropes I hate:

- the infantilization of Harry when his abuse comes to light

Some adult or friend in his life realizes what’s going on at privet drive and suddenly everyone treats Harry like a fragile toddler, which is somewhat normal, sure. But then I hate when Harry basically BECOMES a fragile toddler. I’m 100% all for crying it out and expressing the ways his abuse/neglect affected him, but if he’s a 13 year old boy, he isn’t going to just let everyone immediately treat him like a precious child who needs to be held and shielded and protected from every little thing. This is the boy who wanted to rage-hunt a supposed mass murderer when he found out he was his godfather. The boy who went crazy the year Dumbledore stopped talking to him and refused to clue him in on the happenings with Voldyshorts. Raging teenage hormones combined with the misplaced-shame a lot of kids with his kind of home-life have is a recipe for some great, albeit frustrating characterization. Plus, Harry is the reigning sass-master SUPREME, so constantly being reduced to 13 going on 3? Nah bro.

[airtk]

Hold up. Wait a minute. Can we just talk about the fact how The King by Conan Gray (the love of my life) is sooo WolfStar and Remus coded?

[siriuslystargazing]

Professor Remus Lupin but he is just Sue Sylvester coded.

Send tweet.

[bulsusu]

Girl dad Remus Lupin truthers RISE!!! The love for baggy sweaters is hereditary and no one can tell me otherwise. Baby girl inherited Reg’s coloring and his sass!

[godricgryffinsnore]

A Moon-Soaked Menace & His Favorite Girl ♡ : A Remus Lupin Fan Fiction.

pairing : Remus Lupin x female!reader.

summary : During his dreaded full moon week, Remus Lupin turns into a grumpy, clingy mess—snapping at everyone but you, his soft, comforting haven. With chocolates, cuddles, and a whole lot of patience, you baby him through the chaos, while the Marauders bear witness to just how whipped the werewolf truly is. A fluffy, poetic, and laugh-out-loud love fest.

warnings : Excessive fluff and clinginess (may cause swooning 🥺), Mild language and sass, Jealous!Remus (possessive but adorable), Humor and banter galore, Mentions of full moon symptoms (grumpiness, fatigue), Marauders chaos (as expected), Cuteness overload—reader discretion is advised. Please let me know if I missed any.

author's note : English is not my first language, so please forgive me for any grammatical errors or spelling errors. Re-blogging is completely fine with me, but please don't copy my work. I love you all. Enjoy <3.

word count : 0.8k

main master list <3

banners : @dollywons and @roseschoices

The full moon loomed like a judgmental mother-in-law, watching Remus Lupin spiral into the depths of misery with each passing day. It wasn’t the full moon yet, not quite—but close enough to transform Hogwarts’ gentlest boy into a snarling, blanket-burrowed menace.

He was grumpy. Lazier than Sirius in History of Magic. And meaner than James when someone touched his hair.

Except to you. Never to you.

No one understood it.

“Oi, Moony, why’d you bite my head off for asking if you wanted toast,” Sirius grumbled, dodging a flying pillow, “but let her feed you chocolate by hand like you’re the damn Queen of England?”

Remus, nestled like a begrudging forest creature beneath three layers of blankets, didn’t bother replying. He just opened his mouth expectantly as you unwrapped another Honeydukes truffle.

You giggled, placing the chocolate delicately on his tongue, and kissed his forehead like you were tending to a wounded soldier.

“Because she’s my angel incarnate, and you’re an absolute pest,” he mumbled around the chocolate, glaring at Sirius like he’d personally invented the moon.

You stroked his hair lovingly. “There’s my poor little full moon muffin.”

James choked on his pumpkin juice. “Muffin?”

“Oh, he’s worse than a muffin,” Peter whispered, horrified. “He bit me for trying to take his blanket.”

“I snarled,” Remus corrected, eyes still closed. “There’s a difference. Do you want to see it again?”

“Merlin, no—” Peter backed behind James, who was laughing far too hard to be any kind of shield.

You hushed him sweetly, pulling him into your lap like he wasn’t six feet of annoyed werewolf and mood swings.

“Come on, love,” you cooed, cradling his head to your chest, “let’s not snarl at the boys today.”

He sighed like you’d offered him a lifetime of peace. “Only for you,” he murmured, snuggling impossibly closer. “You're warm.”

“You’re boiling, actually,” you teased, kissing his temple. “Like an overcooked potato in a jumper.”

He grumbled something about betrayal and roasted vegetables and hid his face in your neck.

James leaned over to Sirius. “That’s the fourth time he’s nuzzled her neck today. You think he knows he’s not a cat?”

Sirius, unimpressed, was flipping through Witch Weekly. “He’s marking his territory. Watch what happens when someone flirts with her.”

Right on cue, a sixth-year Ravenclaw walked past your cozy common room scene and offered a casual, “Hey, Y/N.”

Remus’s head snapped up like a wolf sniffing a trap.

You smiled politely, unaware of the murderous aura now radiating off the boy in your lap.

“Hey?” Remus said slowly, voice low and dangerous. “Hey?”

You raised an eyebrow. “Rem, please don’t growl.”

“I’m not growling,” he growled.

The Ravenclaw sped off like a man who just realized he’d flirted with Death’s favorite girl.

Remus stared after him, then curled back into you with a long, victorious sigh.

“Mine,” he muttered, satisfied. “All mine. Forever.”

You giggled, brushing his curls back from his face and peppering kisses across his freckled nose.

“Of course I’m yours,” you whispered sweetly. “You’re my moon-boy. My little grump.”

“You’re my starlight,” he murmured, eyes fluttering closed again. “My reason for not punching Sirius.”

“Excuse you,” Sirius called from the armchair. “I heard that.”

Remus didn’t even lift his head. “I meant for you to.”

James gave a dramatic sigh. “You know, we thought Moony couldn’t get any clingier. And yet.”

Peter snorted. “Next he’ll ask her to carry him to class.”

Remus sat up, deadly serious. “Would you?”

You laughed so hard you nearly dropped the box of chocolates. “Darling, you’re heavier than Sirius’s ego.”

“Impossible,” Remus muttered, falling back into your arms. “But if you insist.”

You tucked a blanket around him and brushed a kiss over his tired eyes.

The world melted away for him in those soft little touches. No moon. No pain. No growling. Just the whisper of your heartbeat and the scent of chocolate and comfort in your arms.

He clung tighter to your waist. “You’re not allowed to leave me ever,” he said dreamily.

“I wouldn’t dream of it,” you said with a smile, cupping his cheek.

“And no talking to other men. Except maybe James. Sometimes. On Sundays.”

“Even Professor Flitwick?”

“...He’s pushing it.”

You laughed and kissed his lips. “You’re an absolute menace, Remus Lupin.”

“And you love me,” he whispered against your mouth.

“More than anything,” you said softly. “Even when you’re a dramatic, clingy moon beast.”

He smiled that lazy, sleepy smile he only ever wore with you. “I love you more than chocolate.”

The Marauders gasped.

Sirius dropped Witch Weekly. “Blasphemy.”

You looked down at your grumpy boy, held safe in your arms, and smiled.

“Good. Because I bought you ten more bars.”

He gasped. “Marry me.”

James stood. “Right, I’m off to duel the moon and win my best friend back. Anyone joining?”

Peter raised a hand. “If it means no more growling—count me in.”

Sirius just sighed. “I miss when he was scary. Now he’s just a baby koala.”

You kissed Remus’s head again, holding him close as he drifted into a warm, chocolate-hazed nap against your chest.

Baby koala or not—he was yours.

And Merlin help the moon that dared take him from your arms.

[curiouslymyown]

Remus Lupin has sass the size of James Potters ego

[ajthecrayon]

Marauders Grocery Store head canons

THE ONE WHERE THEY ALL WORK AT A GROCERY STORE

part two

I work at a grocery store and I can't help but assign my coworkers their variants of the marauders fandom while I rot watching my self check-out area. So drum roll please as I assign them each their departments. Is this based on my actual coworkers? yes. yes it is. Some things are not obviously true to form because who actually knows that much about their coworkers lives.

First! Our management (womp womp)

Remus Lupin - have mercy on this man's soul. He hates it here. Every time he catches James' eye on the busiest day of the week (Sunday) he pretends to choke himself out. He loves it. But hates it. He can't pay for his university right now so he's stuck doing this until he saves up enough (it's been three years, the economy is crashing please help) The only person getting him through this job is his boyfriend (Sirius) who works in the floral department of the grocer alongside his brother Regulus. James and Remus were coworkers before Remus got promoted

Lily Evans - sweetest woman alive, but if you piss her off enough she will scold you and you will be so terrified of her for the rest of your days working there. Mostly in charge of making sure the baggers are bagging groceries correctly, and that carts aren't staying stuck outside. She's the management that has been there the longest. Since she started the job at sixteen and is still there at 24. She loves it. She's a single mom who has split custody of her son Harry (with James it's all very healthy.)

Peter Pettigrew - He's permanently stressed out. Please pray for this man. He's a full time student, and a part time worker who pulls full time hours. He's a pretty good manager, but feels awkward asking anyone to do anything for him. He says please over and over. Like yeah it's 90000°F outside but I really need you outside on carts :( sorry please I'm sorry! (Marlene beefs with him for this.)

Our Lovely Cashiers:

James Potter - ooh this man piss me off!! He's the sweetest with customers, but sasses his coworkers like no tomorrow. He hates being bored so he makes it a point to tease the hell out of everyone around him. He's never on register though, usually he's in the self check out. And even then he's a nightmare. He's 100% work your wage kind of guy though. Calls everyone a silly goose. Remus and James play flirt with each other and it's sort of terrifying to witness sometimes. People really like him and gravitate towards him easily. He wants to be a manager, but hes busy studying so he can't pull the hours needed. He has bought his coworkers their break snacks.

Barty Crouch Jr - Surprisingly amazing customer service, he does crush bread unapologetically though. The way he treats his coworkers is a different story! If anything they don't exist and only talks to them if he needs something from them (unless you're Evan) the customers matter of course because who is he if not a great show man and that's all customer service is- playing things up a little. He may be winning at customer service but it's an act. He does not give a single shit about your issue. If he decides something is out of his pay grade he is blowing you off and getting his manager/a bagger to help him.

Our baggers, only bagging groceries and pushing carts

Evan Rosier - He was hired first for maintenance, hated it, saw the bathroom after ice cream sample day and nearly blew the store up with bombs. He very quickly moved departments. He honestly doesn't even work his wage. This man does below the bare minimum, he looks forward every day when he clocks in to collapsing on the couch with Barty and getting high out of his mind. He spent three hours one time outside and ended up getting sunburnt. He learned very quickly that black people CAN get sunburnt. He has so many tattoos and piercings. He's the best with the little kids though. He loves talking to them when they roll in with their race-car carts. Gives them stickers and talks to them like they're adults.

Marlene McKinnon - OH MY GOD she is always pumped or ready to let a car run her over in the parking lot- there is no in between with this girl. She's extremely meticulous about what groceries go where and will judge you if you suck at bagging groceries. She's an absolute TANK outside. Pushing rows in like no one's business. Everyone has a crush on her. She has strong customer service and customers love her. Purposefully will choose lanes where she's bagging.

A part two will be coming with the floral department. (Sirius, Regulus, Dorcas, Mary and Pandora)

[regulus-lantsov]

Marauders characters as actual F1 drivers because my two obsessions need to be together + McGonagall and a bit of a cheat for Mary.

1 : Daniel Ricciardo and James Potter. Do I need to explain ? Daniel is a variant of James and I’ll die on top of that hill

2 : Regulus Black and Pierre Gasly. I don’t know. I have this vibe. The ‘I can be a badass with a french accent but at the same time I care for my friends’ vibe. ( Plus my two favorites together )

3 : Remus Lupin and Oscar Piastri. The calm vibe who dates the energetic one. You know you know they just fit so well ( I, now, decide that Oscar is my Remus Lupin fancast. ) 

4 : Sirius Black and Lando Norris. Do I need to explain ?? My two baby girls who are sassy asf.

5 : Peter Pettigrew and Kevin Magnussen. Don’t ask because I don’t know either. I just felt the vibe. 

6 Dorcas Meadowes and Lewis Hamilton. The sass, the clothes, the fashion style, the sarcasm ?? They are variants of each other.

7 : Evan Rosier and Max Verstappen. The care for others and who’s ready to destroy everyone's vibe that match so well.

8 : Barty Crouch Jr and George Russell. They’re both icons who doesn’t give a fuck about the others’s thoughts on them and I live for that.

9 : Lily Evans and Charles Leclerc. Yeah. Them. Why ? Because they have the hard work, loyalty but at the same time : I could enter my villain era if you bother me too much.

10 : Pandora Rosier and Alexander Albon. They’re the same in another universe. Always putting the other before themselves…

11 : Marlène McKinnon and Fernando Alonso. The ‘I don’t give a fuck’ vibe. The jokes about James’ mother that Fernando would make.

12 : Mary McDonald and Nico Rosberg. I had to ! If Lewis was here I needed to add his ‘non-boyfriend’ who matches Mary’s vibe so well.

+13 : Finally ! Finally ! Their saviors ! Minerva McGonagall and obviously Sebastian Vettel ! Do I need to explain ?? Father and mother figures of their franchises.

[reveriedraffs]

⋆ . BREAKING: Ravenclaw Menace Causes Potions Disaster. Three Gryffindors Go Green.. 𐙚 ̊

✦ ⋆ ࣪ your daily does of witch, please gossips has arrived.

📰 BREAKING NEWS!

💥 CHAOS IN THE CORRIDORS 💥\

Academic Weapon Takes Out Three Gryffindors with One Collision.

Written by: Lady Noctura for Witch, Please 💅

Dear readers,

Stop what you’re doing. Drop that Sugar Quill. We have a situation.

This just in:

The Ravenclaw prodigy, known across Hogwarts for being smarter than your prefect, prettier than your ex, and sharper than your wand tip, has just made history — and enemies — in one glorious, unintentional takedown.

Allow me to paint the scene…

🧪🏃‍♀️🍃 Pixies. Potions. Pure Chaos.

It was a Tuesday morning.

The corridor smelled like mischief (and low-grade Boomslang skin).

Our academic goddess, Niharika Masrani, was chasing rogue pixies after yet another Defense lesson gone feral. She turned a corner — full sprint — and then?

Impact.

But not just a bump.

Oh no, darling.

She clashed into the walking Gryffindor pride parade: Sirius Black, James Potter, and Remus Lupin — mid-prank. (Yes, even Remus. Don’t let the cardigans fool you.)

They were sneakily carrying a freshly brewed potion (rumored to cause uncontrollable hiccups and glitter sneezes) when they became collateral damage in a one-witch stampede.

The result?

Their potion spilled — all over themselves.

Their skin turned green.

All three of them.

For three entire days.

the boys are turning green 💚

💚 James Potter: Unrecognizable.

💚 Sirius Black: Still flirted with three people.

💚 Remus Lupin: Allegedly said “I hate everything” for 72 hours straight.

And how did our dear Niharika react?

She used James Potter’s back as a literal jumping board to leap after a pixie.

Then she just… ran off.

No apology. No explanation.

Just full academic tunnel vision.

When the boys confronted her later, she famously said (and I quote):

“I was busy doing better things than talking to arrogant Gryffindors.”

I’ll give you a moment to recover from that level of sass.

👀 So… How Did We Get Here?

From green skin to lingering tension to library debates that definitely had no right being that flirtatious, something changed. The pranks got cleverer. The detentions got shared.

And then one day, she wasn’t glaring at them anymore.

She was… laughing.

Now they’re sharing notes, secret stairwells, suspiciously long “study sessions” and enough hallway eye contact to make Madam Pomfrey blush.

❗️THE HOWLER EXCLUSIVE ❗️

“ENEMIES TO LOVERS TO… SHARED BEDSPREADS?”

Rumor has it: Niharika Masrani is no longer enemy #1.

She’s girlfriend #1, 2, and 3.

To recap:

She turned them green.

Called them arrogant.

Jumped off James Potter.

Forgot they existed.

And now?

They’re in love with her.

Icon behavior only.

✨ A Closing Word from Witch, Please:

If you’re not leaving academic rivals green, causing Gryffindor-wide emotional distress, and accidentally pulling three of Hogwarts’ most chaotic boys into a poly love spiral…

Are you even living?

Until next time, darlings.

💋 Lady Noctura

✨ She sees you. She writes about it. ✨

introduction: Niharika and her boys

⋆.˚ ★—Niharika Aryan Masrani

۶ৎ Ravenclaw. Prefect. Chaotic genius.

Academic menace. Possibly plotting. Definitely wandering.

Niharika, a quite ravenclaw, top of her class and year, Ravenclaw perfect with responsibilities (which she is very lazy to do so but does it because that gives her free pass to wander around the hallways without being questioned, even though she wanders in questionable places, don't mind it, it's Ravenclaw traits to be curious, regardless how doubtful it is) and because of that she is always wandering around she taught it would be good to tame and train bunch of cornish pixies because peeves wasn't helping much and those pixies can be like her little cctv camera who captures things and also brings gossips, being a shifter she was here to prevent blady do questionable things which was different from her questionable things so she could warn Hogwarts and work as Dumbledore's spy, heiress of Masrani family, one of the matriarchy family in the wizarding world she has to be responsible but she is also lazy and if she wants to rest she needs to build a system tirelessly to work for her while she rests, learn new things and do questionable things..

⋆.˚ ★—James Fleamont Potter

۶ৎ Quidditch captain. Golden retriever energy in human form.

Rides high on charm, loyalty, and bad decisions.

Fell in love and then fell off a broom. Coincidence? I think not.

James Potter is everyone’s favorite Gryffindor disaster.

He laughs too loud, runs too fast, and gives 200% to everything—including love. Especially love. Polyamorous king energy.

He kissed Remus first. Sirius kissed him second. And then he fell in love with her, the Ravenclaw menace who used him as a springboard, never apologized, and called him “James the Jumping Board” for two weeks straight.

His friends say he’s over it.

He’s not.

He made a playlist.

Currently:

Loves Remus and Sirius like it’s second nature.

Flirts with Niharika like it’s first-degree emotional self-destruction.

⋆.˚ ★—Remus John Lupin

۶ৎ Werewolf. Bookworm. Secret mad scientist.

Quiet, clever, and entirely unhinged beneath the calm.

50% tea, 50% trauma, 100% done with everyone’s nonsense.

Remus Lupin seems polite until you realize he was the one who brewed the skin-turning potion in the first place and didn’t warn anyone. He's the type to mutter something devastatingly flirty while keeping a straight face, then go back to reading like he didn’t just ruin your whole week.

He watches everything. Notices everything.

Fell for James and Sirius slowly.

Fell for Niharika by accident—which makes him absolutely furious and a little bit obsessed.

Currently:

Still mad she ruined his potion.

Even more mad she made his heart do the stupid fluttery thing.

⋆.˚ ★—Sirius Orion Black

۶ৎ Gryffindor. Rebellion in a leather jacket.

Acts like a flirt, feels like a poem.

Probably hexed your boyfriend and looked good doing it.

Sirius Black was born dramatic. He didn’t walk into Hogwarts—he entered like he had a wind machine behind him. Charms the professors. Hexes the racists. Collects detentions like they're autographs.

He says he’s allergic to feelings.

He’s not.

He’s just really bad at handling them unless they involve making snarky comments while looking devastatingly attractive.

Currently:

Madly in love with James and Remus.

Lowkey obsessed with Niharika and totally pretending he’s not.

Would rather die than admit she made him nervous that one time she called him a “glorified peacock with trust issues.”

✨ Our relation ship dynamic ⋆.˚ ★

[sirius-crowley-immortaltwinks]

The Paint Won't Come Out!

“God, my head is killing me.” James groaned, standing up and stretching his aching muscles. “How long have we been here for?” 

“Like fifteen minutes.” Remus responded. “And maybe your head wouldn’t hurt if you actually went to bed at a decent time and not stay up late at night goofing off causing you to tumble down the stairs.” 

“It’s not my fault the rug was there.” James pouted, remembering the events from the night before where he had tried to escape a harmless hex Peter sent his way and tripped on the rug. 

“Well the rug has been in the corridor since we got here.” The other boy pointed out. “So really, it’s your fault that you tripped and hit your head.” 

James scoffed and rolled his eyes before his eyes widened and sent a swift kick into Remus’ leg, causing the other boy to groan. 

“What the hell is your problem James?” 

“Sirius is storming over here. You gotta do something.” 

Indeed Sirius was storming over and he was furious. McGonagall tried to stop him from walking away, but when Sirius sets his mind to something, everyone has learned that there is no stopping him. 

He didn’t even stop when he reached his friends. Just kicked a small can of paint out of his way, which got literally everywhere including his two best friends, and stormed off. 

“Aw man.” James whined. “I got paint on my trousers.” 

“That is the least of your concerns.” Remus responded, trying to mop up the paint off his jumper with a rag. 

“What does that mean?”

“You got paint in your hair.” As soon as Remus said it, he regretted it as the unholy scream that emanated from James mouth was something he hopes to never hear again. 

“Oh relax you overgrown baby. It will wash out.”

There is so much attitude and background in this chapter I just love it! I hope y'all enjoy!

The Musical Embodiment of My Favorite Childhood Playground (A Marauders Drama Club AU) (16151 words) by sirius_crowley_immortaltwinks Chapters: 12/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Regulus Black/James Potter, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier, Pandora Lovegood/Xenophilius Lovegood Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Severus Snape, Marlene McKinnon, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Dorcas Meadowes, Pandora Lovegood, Xenophilius Lovegood, Barty Crouch Jr., Evan Rosier, Regulus Black Additional Tags: drama club au, Marauders Era (Harry Potter), Marauders, Slytherin Harry Potter, don't worry this one has a happy ending, sirius is so damaged but we love him so much, we must protect them all, remus is a little sass god, gene kelly is involved, my sister came up with the main title of the book, i wrote this while simultaneously directing a production of joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat

[inkdrinkerworld]

𝕳𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖞 𝕳𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖐!

This is a week long celebration from 26th October - 31st October and will be a little different than any of my other ones.

This will be a first come first serve type of ordeal: there will be a list of prompts numbered 1–20 and you’ll send a number and a character name and that will be who I write it for. (After getting all 20 requests, I’ll update the list to show the characters for each prompt!)

Characters involved: James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Spencer Reid, Aaron Hotchner, Miguel o'Hara, Tasm!Peter Parker, Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Bob Floyd, Jake Seresin, Bradley Bradshaw.

Prompts taken from here, here and here.

This celebration is now CLOSED

“Come on, it’s just a haunted house! It’ll be like a walk in the park.” / “More like a walk through hell.”

“Should I be worried that you know how to replicate fake blood this well? I probably should be, right?” James Potter

Recording and fondly laughing at the other as they trigger all the Halloween displays in the stores

“Your scream is kind of cute I’m sorry”. Peter Parker

Handing out candy for the little ones together on Halloween night. Miguel o’Hara

“There’s literally one candle flickering mysteriously. In what universe would I go over there?” / “Is that…a no, then?”

“What do you mean you’ve never gone trick-or-treating?” Sirius Black

One not being to focused on carving their own pumpkin because they’re too worried about the other getting hurt while carving theirs. Spencer Reid

“Stop squirming, you’re gonna mess up your face paint!” Spencer Reid

“I don’t think anyone has told Death to ‘fuck off’ as much as you have.” / “Well I’m not ready yet and you keep coming right when things get good.” Spencer Reid

Bringing home an antique from the metaphysical store and letting a very old vampire out of its trap.

“Why don’t you take off that mask? I’d like to see your face.” Bradley Bradshaw

Helping the vampire you live with get ready for a night out and reminding them to put on layers to avoid people figuring them out. Eddie Munson

“You have a leaf in your hair.” Remus Lupin

Being human after being a ghost for a millennia and adjusting to being a physical being again.

“Wine?”/ “This? Poison.”

Finding out your roommate is an angel because they keep forgetting to hide their wings and halo. Aaron Hotchner

“I’m sorry, I was trying to get in contact with my aunt.” / “Is a thousand year old witch not worth your while then?”

“Oh a theatre loving vampire, how original!” / “Is that sarcasm or sass, mortal?” Sirius Black

You stumble across silver chains in the woods behind your house the night after the full moon with a trail of blood leading to the bushes, you never expected them to be there.

[flusteredmoonn]

dear john; remus lupin

summary: "but i took your matches, before fire could catch me," in which she shows him that his differences from the typical side of society is not something to fear.

tags: (SFW), angst to fluff?, hurt/comfort, drabble??, fast paced, implied gryffindor!reader, implied pre-existing relationship, vulnerable!remus, angsty!remus, lowkey selfloathing!remus, she/her pronouns, third person y/n. can be read as a sequel to 'back to decemeber' or as a standalone fic.

words: 700+

speak now tracklist. request.

"it's not that simple! you don't understand!" the boy aggressively shouted as he began to pace around the dormitory, "that's why i know we'll never truly work. it's better, for both of us, if you just moved on!"

"so help me to understand," she replied calmly, crossing her arms over her chest as her face softened slightly.

"it's complicated, it-"

"it's only complicated if you don't explain it to me, i want to help you, remus," her voice very quickly became stern which stopped the boy in his tracks, causing him to turn to face her. he looked at a loss for words, stunned at her bluntness as he searched for the explanatory words.

"things are different for me! i can't just be all reckless and spontaneous all the time," his voice was now exasperated, resuming his pacing as he gestured with his hands expressively.

"says the man who frequently plans reckless and spontaneous pranks throughout the school with his friends," y/n sassed, a slight smile hiding on her face.

"yes, but that's entirely more complicated, this is my whole point!" remus begged, stopping again as he became more solemn, "i have to plan my participation, and the boys have to plan my participation, based on what the moon phase is," he stressed, voice rasping and emphasising his distain.

the boy didn't stop there, he continued to ramble at his girlfriend about how his life was affected by his condition and the long lasting effects in the days after a full moon.

that moment was when she realised. he centred his life around it. he thought he was a werewolf, all of the time, and that's what everybody saw him as. even his friends. even her.

"wait, wait, wait," she suddenly spoke, as the boy stopped mid sentence, "i think i understand now," a brief smile of comfort braced her features.

"remus, you're not the wolf. not right now, not unless it's a full moon," her voice was definitive and sure.

"but i, i am! greyback-" remus became hesitant, he was unsure of what he was saying, "it lives inside of me, it's one of the only constants i have," he confessed vulnerably. her eyes were sincere as she processed his words, thinking of an appropriate reply.

"it's why we won't work, not in the end," he reiterated, "i don't want you to get hurt, everyone i care about inevitably gets hurt because of me. i don't want that for you," he finished in barely a whisper.

"what about james? or sirius? or peter? you haven't ever hurt them before," she questioned assuredly, almost certain that this would stump him. it didn't. she knew it when his face dropped.

"not physically, but emotionally. for years. before they found out. it was turmoil up until they knew," he confirmed, avoiding her gaze all of a sudden.

"and now? everything's surely got to be much better," y/n guessed, her voice dropping and octave with her uncertainty.

"i guess, but that doesn't change who i am," the boy refuted confidently.

"who are you, then?"

"i'm destined to bring horror and melancholy everywhere i go, and destroy everything i love in my wake, all because of the fact i transform into this beast every full moon. and i fail to remember who i've hurt when i do, or what i do," remus raised his voice slightly, trying desperately for it not to break.

"no you're not," the girl affirmed, looking at him as she took several paces forward.

"then, what am i?"

"you're smart, and witty, and brave, and funny, and kind, and loyal, and caring," she reached out to the boy, grasping his shoulders as she spoke, as if it would further infuse her point within the boy.

"and a monster," he added in the same tone y/n was using, hoping to convince her.

"no, you're not. you're not who you turn into," she ran her hand through the ends of his hair whilst she spoke, "you're the furthest thing from it. outside of the night of a full moon, you wouldn't even dare hurt a fly," confidence ran through her words.

"you're not a monster, remus lupin, you're a softie," she smiled up at him cheekily.

[psychicbouquetpeach]

Rewatching Prizoner of Azkaban for fun so here are my stupid commentaries from watching it

why’d they water down Harry’s sass so much

Molly and Arthur Weasley are so bad bitch and her autistic husband core and I love that for them

“It’s on his suitcase rOnALd” is so me and my besties when we have to hang out with the dingbat boys we’ve made friends with

Lupin getting rid of the dementor is what I look like when my fuckass brother wakes me up

Remus looking at Harry and having Deja vu

Whos in charge of training the choral frogs. Can it be me please? That sounds fun

There has never been a lunchroom that quiet

Yall have like, groundbreaking security measures, and you decided that ghosts of ultimate gloom and despair was the right way to go?

Sybil Trelawney my beloved. She’s so kooky and she dresses funky and I love her.

Oh Neville

Harry with no sense of self preservation. This boy has been dancing with death since infancy and has no plan to stop

DRAPPLE

Draco Malfoy you dumbass little twink epitome of a dumb blonde

Why is everyone out to get Neville

Lupin playing star wars cantina ahh music in class

Remus misses James it’s so obvious

Turn to page thREe hunDrED and NiNtEy FfffoUr

Snape stop bullying children cause it’s your bullies kid. I can’t believe Harry names his child after him

Harry and Malfoy = James and Regulus

Who is letting these children play a game with flying and trying to catch a metal flying golf ball in a goddamn thunderstorm

Casually pets owl like it’s a fucking cat

Malfoy acting tough as if he dosent look like the John mulaney but where he’s like “you could poor hot soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you!”

Did no one notice the tile left out in honeydukes

Harry shoving through the choir knocking them over like fucking bowling pins

Harry and hermione talking and Ron in the back like 🧍‍♂️

Remus Lupin gives mom friend

Making lupins patronus a wolf is diabolical

“RoONALd has LoST hIs RAT”

“*Scared ginger noises*” “You tell those spider’s Ron!”

JKR names are awful fucking wolf mcwolf?

“My dad didn’t strut. And neither do I” bullshit

The SASSSSSSS

Snape really though he would get help from his old bullies friend and child

Stop standing there in front of the tree that punches you. Just follow Ron

SIRIUS!!!!!! MY FAVORITE SLIGHTLY CRAZY UNCLE! ABD HIS BESTIE REMUS!!!!

MY FAVORITE GAY MARRIED COUPLE!!!!!!

Harry stop trying to kill your godfather

ITS THE UGLY BALD RAT

SNIVILUS. GET YOUR BITCHY GREASY HAIRED ASS OUT OF HERE. ITS TIME TO KILL THE BALD RAT.

They really believed that was a rat that happened to live for twelve years.

Wolf star my beloved

Goddamn the animation of the transformation is terrifying

Potter lacks self preservation pt.2

Wolf star

Hypogriph Heist Baby!

They gotta stop just standing there

What’s with the fuckass crows. I know they’re symbolic but I forgot what of

Ron confused af at them teleporting

Remus Lupin and his old man jazz

Remus Lupin in his Mr Keating energy Era

I love remus giving the map back so he can keep causing trouble. And Sirius sending a top of the line broom as if it’s nothing is such a fun uncle move