#roy todd harper

[gothamnewsnetwork-official]

helena wayne homophobic confirmed? https://www.tumblr.com/thebestofwaynes/757923312883122176/fuck-you?source=share

Helena Wayne; Homophobic?

Yesterday afternoon an anonymous source let us know of a post made by Helena Wayne ( @thebestofwaynes ) (see post here), where she directly stated the following -

“You make me Homophobic”

In response to her brother, Jason Todd ( @jason-peter-todd-harper ) (see related articles), ‘thirst posting’ about his fiancee/husband, Roy Harper ( @one-armed-archer ) (see related articles).

Ms. Wayne directly followed up by claiming the whole thing was a joke, but was it? Though in most cases we would conduct further examinations on these claims, especially given the topic, this journal believes there is little to suggest that it was anything more than a joke.

As one commenter aptly noted, it’s rather hard to hate fruit when nearly every pastry in the bakery is a fruit cake. That is to say that it is difficult to be homophobic when your entire family is some flavour of LGBTQ+.

Ms. Wayne has no other history of homophobia nor other forms of bigotry, therefore we find this tip to be most likely a misunderstanding or an ill-advised attempt to cancel Ms. Wayne.

This journal would like to stress that any and all tips submitted to us will be thoroughly investigated and we ask that baseless claims such as these be solely submitted to one of our interns and not the journal directly.

Let us know your thoughts on the topic (here)

Gotham Reports is certified in unbiased, reliable, and fair journalism

[bitter-hibiscus]

Red Hood joins twitter. Chaos arises

pt2

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Tim: Oh shit, he texted you ‘hi.’ punctuation only means one thing.

Tim: He's mad at you.

Dick: No, it's Jason. He's just being grammatically correct!

meanwhile

Jason: And then I used a period so he'd know that I'm mad at him.

Roy: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.

Jason: I stand by my choice.

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

I love the idea that Dick and Roy were together at one point, with Jason and Roy now being together, simply for Tim's reaction.

The first words out of his mouth just being "what, you fucking down the family line or something?" Followed by a suspicious squint and asking "do I need to be worried if you guys break up?"

[varpusvaras]

I think that instead of being super apprehensive about Jason and him dating Roy, Oliver should take one look at him and then one look at Bruce and go oh, I'm about to be so annoying.

Oliver starts being so nice to Jason. So nice. Inviting him to family dinners. Giving him both his hero communications and personal phone number and telling him to call whenever he needs something. He gives him new tech and keeps updating his weapons and armor. He helps with missions and clean up and says nothing if Jason is a little rough, apart from patting him on the back and saying good job. He starts keeping his picture inside his wallet and has other pictures of Jason, Roy and Lian framed in the house and tells everyone about him. He starts calling him son-in-law first and then just son and then calls him a Harper and eventually a Queen.

At first it was just to annoy Bruce, but after the first time he tells Jason that he did a good job and Jason starts to tear up a little, Oliver goes oh no, oh I'm actually doing this now. This my boy now. I don't care if he and Roy break up or something, this is my boy now.

Bruce still thinks he's just doing it for the sole purpose of pissing him off, though, and he is so fucking mad. The Justice League meetings have turned into a Cold War zone.

Bruce starts to being so nice to Jason as well, forcing himself to ignore some of the more outrageous things Jason does, and Jason is so, so fucking confused.

[theaceofarrows]

A Robin tradition

-

13 year old Jason: Dick, I need to borrow the Batmobile! Roy needs help with his English homework, Alfred is busy, and the Batmobile is the fastest car we have!

18 year old Dick: [is mad at Bruce and knows full well that this is going to piss him off] Say no more

[Dick gets the keys]

Dick: I'll hide the keys to the motorcycles and the plane. When Bruce tries to call you, just ignore him

Jason: [running to the car] Thanks, Dick! You're the best!

-

[Years later]

Tim: Jason please help me! I need the Batmobile to save Kon from Kryptonite Zombies!

Jason: 'Kay, try not to hit any pedestrians

Jason: [takes the Batmobile keys out of his pocket tosses them to Tim]

Tim: You just had them in your pocket...?

Jason: Zombies, Tim

Tim: Right! Thanks! [Runs away]

-

[Even more years later]

Damian: Drake! I require the Batmobile. Connor needs assist-

Tim: [already tossing Damian the keys] Cool, see ya later

Damian: [already running to the car] Thank you!

[amorkuku]

Blocking the view

[mysticalarmand]

Duke: Why is Dick sitting in between Jason and Roy?

Steph: Because he doesn't wanna see them cuddling.

Tim: Or kissing.

Duke: But they're a couple.

Tim: To Dick, Jason's still a baby.

Duke, holds up Damian: This is a baby, that's a grown ass adult.

[lilsoupboiii]

Even more of my personal favorite panels from s2 of Batman: Wayne Family Adventures

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Roy, let me ask you something. What was the first thing you did after the battle?

Roy: I called Ollie and Dinah to tell them I was okay.

Bruce: And what was the first thing Jason did?

Roy: He ate a banana.

[londrya]

*The kitchen in Wayne Manor*

Clark, drinking a coffee: And then I was like, i don't need....

Jon walking in, not fully awake yet: Morning...

Clark: Morning? What are you doing here? You where supposed to be at kon's?

Kon walking in with Tim in tow: Well technically he is with me.

Wally sapping in to get something from the fridge: Wow, in what kind of family reunion did I stumble into here?

Roy, also there to get something to eat: I dunno man.

Bruce, appearing out of nowhere: The real question here is, why tf you all are at my house.

Alfred: It seems like the boys had a sleepover. Just like old times.

Roy: Hah, tell that to the hickeys on Jason's neck

[gothamnewsnetwork-official]

Roy Harper Adresses the Claims

Early yesterday a post was made by the GNN responding to an anonymous submission regarding Mr. Harper (see post here). The anonymous submission claimed that Mr. Harper was an addict, though the drug was unspecified. Later that day Mr. Harper reached out to us requesting to have his statement on the matter made public, this is what he had to say -

“The GNN answering that ask was in very poor taste and is bound to start speculation about my family that we don't need. No matter their view of drug addicts this should have not been posted with my name attached.

But yes, I am an addict. I'm a heroin addict in recovery. I have been clean for a long time and don't plan to relapse. I would like this to clear the air on the matter.

Sincerely,

Roy Harper.”

Gotham Reports and the GNN would like to express our deepest apologies to Mr. Harper and his family in regard to our first statement on the matter.

We should not have publicly replied to that ask and should have gotten the consent of all parties involved before publishing the statement. No matter the case we should have never included Mr. Harper’s name is the post no matter our intentions. For that we at GNN are deeply sorry. Furthermore, we would also like to extend our congratulations to Mr. Harper on his recovery.

Let us know your thoughts on the matter (here)

If you or someone you know are struggling with addiction please contact your local crisis line or a registered healthcare provider.

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[lunewolf13]

Tim and Jason were munching on Batburgers mid-patrol. Entirely out of the blue Tim says: By the way, I'm bi.

Jason pauses, then swallows his burger: Uh, okay?

Tim: I just wanted to tell you. In case, you know, you think no one would accept you.

Jason: ...Huh??

Tim: Yeah, there's a reason why I brought this up. What I'm trying to tell you is that B told me to tell you that you can bring your boyfriend over for dinner whenever you want.

Jason just stares at Tim, wondering if he's experiencing a fever dream because what??

Jason: What boyfriend??

As far as he knows, there is no boyfriend. Why does Bruce think there is a boyfriend??

Tim being understanding but for a completely different context: It's okay, Hood. I'll tell him you said no. No need to deny it.

Jason continues to be baffled: Thanks. But I don't have a boyfriend.

Tim does not believe him: Sure, sure. So, when's the next time Arsenal plans to visit Gotham?

Jason goes back to eating his burger and pretending he's not totally confused by the change in topic: Uh, this Thursday. I'm gonna help him with Lian's birthday cake, and brainstorm gift ideas.

Tim: Uh-huh. Hope you have guys have fun :)

[personfrommars10dccontent]

Roy: Dick, I have something to tell you

Dick: yeah? What is it man, you can tell me anything

Roy: I'm in love with your brother

Dick: which one??!???!??

Roy: which one do you think

Dick: no, nope, you're not allowed to date my little wing, keep your filthy little slut hands off Jaylad

Jason: *popping up out of nowhere* too late Dick, we've been dating for months

Dick: FUCK

[psychemochanight]

Jason: I can't fucking believe nobody cared about my death. And Goldie? He must have been celebrating the death of his replacement.

Roy, who saw firsthand how devastated Dick was, his passive-suicidal behavior and everything else: ...

Roy: I can't support you on this one dude.

Jason: Huh?

Jason, complaining for the thousandth time about how no one did anything about his death: Bruce is a fucking asshole.

Tim, who knows, no matter what you say, Jason won't listen: Hmm...

Jason: Let's not even talk about Dick. Goldie sure doesn't even...

Tim, who was first a Dick Grayson fan before anything else: Whatever you're about to say, you're wrong.

Jason, snorting: Yeah, sure. He hates me.

Tim: He hates Red Hood, the killer. You know damn well he doesn't hate Jason Todd. Damn, he taught you how to be Robin when you replaced him.

Jason: Yeah, well, he still hasn't done anything about my death.

Tim, increasingly angry: He killed the fucking Joker!

Jason:

Tim:

Jason:

Jason: HE WHAT?

[varpusvaras]

Bruce, for the record, is absolutely stoked when Jason brings Roy around.

Because this now means that he is a grandpa. He is so ready to be a grandpa. Let him be a grandpa. Please please please please-

(finally, he gets to just give things to someone. anything they want. (finally, he gets to give Jason so much money and things and Jason can't say no because they are for Lian too))

The thing is, now he is in a very deep and serious rivalry with Oliver, who will not be replaced as the number one grandpa. Absolutely not. So now they are waging war on each other for Lian's affections.

It's messy and it's bloody.

One day, during a JLA meeting, Green Arrow notices something peeking from underneath Batman's suit. It's colorful, so it stands starkly against the dark suit. It looks very familiar.

Green Arrow looks down on his hands. At the friendship bracelet Lian had made for him. He looks back up at Batman and the very familiar colorful thing he has on him.

"What is that?" He asks.

Batman turns to look at him. He follows Green Arrow's gaze, and looks at the colorful thing on him, and then at the bracelet on Green Arrow's wrist.

"What is that?" Batman asks, nodding at the bracelet.

"I asked you first."

"I asked you second."

Green Arrow glares at Batman.

"It's a friendship bracelet my granddaughter made for me", he says.

Batman glares at Green Arrow.

"And this is a friendship bracelet my granddaughter made for me", he says.

They glare at each other. The meeting room has become several degrees colder. No one dares to utter a word.

Then they both pull out their phones and make a call.

"Jason-"

"Roy-"

Jason and Roy, in their bed, both realising that their dad's are calling them at the same time: fuck whatever it is, we're going back to sleep