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[bixels]

As cameras becomes more normalized (Sarah Bernhardt encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use cameras because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by manufacturing companies. I paint not because I want a painting but because I love the process of painting. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.

if i have to explain to you that using a camera to take a picture is not the same as using generative ai to generate an image then you are a fucking moron.

[bullsandthebones]

stoppp giving me internet access when I haven't slept, I'm gonna start a warrrr

[hairupintheair]

Trolls Cookbook Text

Troll Slaw

Ingredients

-9 Trolls, shredded -2 pounds of green cabbage -1 Teaspoon Caraway seeds -3 cups of mayonnaise -2 tablespoons white vinegar -1 clove garlic, minced -1 teaspoon dijon mustard -2 carrots, grated (1 cup)

Directions

In a large bowl, toss Trolls with 1 tbsp salt. Cover with ice water, refrigerate for 1 hour. This will preserve their color.

Drain the chilled Trolls, then squeeze in a towel to absorb any excess moisture. While simple, this is the most important step. The dressing will coat much better to a dry Troll.

Return to the large bowl. Stir in carrots and toasted caraway seeds. Add dressing and stir well.

Filet of Troll

Ingredients

-1/2 lbs filet of Trolls, trimmed and tied -5 tablespoons unsalted butter -1 tbsp salt -1 tbsp pepper

Directions

Preheat the oven to 451 degrees F. Place the Trolls on a sheet pan and pat them down. Use your hands to spread the butter over them. If they laugh, don't be alarmed. Trolls are ticklish by nature. Sprinkle the sale and pepper, evenly.

Roast in the oven for exactly 24 minutes. Remove the trolls from the oven, cover them tightly with aluminum foil, and allow them to rest at room temperature for 20 minutes. Remove the strings and slice the filet of trolls thickly.

Beef Trollganoff

Directions

Slice trolls against the grain into 1 inch strips. Trolls may lose color when you begin slicing. This is normal.

Cook Trolls using same skillet until brown. Heat to boil; reduce heat. Cover and simmer for 15 minutes. Stir into Troll mixture. Serve over noodles. Enjoy!

Ingredients

-1 1/2 pounds Troll -8 ounces day-old mushrooms, sliced -2 medium onions, thinly sliced -1/4 cups margarine -1 1/2 cups Troll-flavored broth -1/4 teaspoon salt -1 teaspoon worcestershire sauce -1/2 cup all purpose flour -1 1/2 cups sour cream -3 cups cooked egg noodles

Spicy Tuna Troll

Ingredients -5 cups sushi rice -2 sheets dry seaweed -3 tbsp white sesame seeds -4 lbs sushi-grade Trolls -1 cup mayonnaise -1/4 tbsp of dry chili pepper

Directions

Chop trolls and mix with mayonnaise and chili-pepper. Put a sheet of seaweed on a mat. Spread a portion of rice on top of the sheet. Sprinkle sesame seeds on top of the sushi rice. Please a portion of troll mixture lengthwise on the rice. Roll the mat, pressing forward to shape the sushi into a cylinder. Firmly press the mat and remove it from the sushi.

Cut the rolls into bite size pieces. Enjoy!

Jellied Cassetroll

Ingredients

-1 box of gelatin mix -12-17 Trolls -16 oz of sour cream -8 oz whipped topping -2 cups boiling water

Directions

Dissolve gelatin mixture in boiling water for 2 minutes. Add Trolls, chopped. Blend mixture with a hand mixer until the Trolls and gelatin have adequately mixed. Place in the fridge for 2-3 hours or until the gelatin mixture sets half way.

Lightly fold in the sour cream and whipped topping. Pour the entire mixture into a mold of your choice. This is where you get creative! Troll Hair molds, Trollstice molds, a mold for every occasion!

Fruity Troll Roll

Directions

Mix all the ingredients except chocolate in a large bowl. Stir thoroughly and place on a foil covered tray. Refrigerate until needed.

Form into two logs, using greased hands. If Troll hair protrudes from log, don't worry. This is great for presentation and adds a bit of color to the dish!

Melt chocolate while logs chill. Once melted, pour over logs. You may notice a few shouts or screams when you begin pouring the chocolate. This lets you know the chocolate is the perfect temperature! Chill the logs in the fridge.

Slice with a serrated knife to serve.

[fullscoreshenanigans]

I imagine Norman singing Bohemian rhapsody but only from the line "Mamaaa! Just killed the man!.."

[shadoedseptmbr]

Old Farmer's says, by frost and moon, that seeds start to go in the ground today. So kale, Swiss Chard, peas, and radishes are planted and I moved my tubs from the shady West corner to the main plot ready for potatoes if i so decide or to wait for squash and tomatoes

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

this just in: a deliceous slice of pie turned into marketable plushie

[alonsoings]

Red Bull posted a video of Max and Charles where the audio is titled “Lecstappen Alert” and the caption has a checklist for Max that includes Charles???

[king-of-tragedy]

wait so is Alastor's last name Altruist because if that's the case RIP buddy you never stood a chance

[septembersung]

Eating scrambled eggs. There is an old yellow paint splatter on my skirt I keep seeing out the corner of my eye. I keep thinking I’ve dropped eggs. Clearly I need more coffee.

[greenleaf4stuff]

he wrote all those positive reviews himself btw

Yes all 3k reviews are his own under different user names. Before the siege, he tricks all of Eregion into writing positive reviews as well. Celebrimbor writes coded calls for help into his with 'randomly' capitalized letters:

"annatar is Honestly thE greatest Local deity I’ve had the Pleasure of working with. truly outstanding in his craft and abilities, he is incredibly patient with me and pushes My craft to hEights I have never reached before. i would Gladly work together wIth him again. he’s also very Lovely and gorgeous!"

TROP x twitter text posts

(screenshots via cap-that.com) (my other trop memes)

[bookwormbynight]

Suffering because I finally got some time to write and then I spent two hours editing the first chapter I had already posted because I reread it to get myself back in the zone and then realized that posting the first draft half a year ago to the public and then not looking at it again until now was a mistake.

The good news is I'd had plenty of time to edit the plot beforehand, I didn't have to change squat around, but boy was some of the wording awkward as fuck. Also I added a little extra to people who already seemed to like it, as a treat.

Stay tuned for chapter two of Show Me How to Lie (You're Getting Better All The Time) hopefully coming soon now that I'm done with that shit. I'm honestly pretty excited about it, I worldbuilt the entire parallel universe evil!Superman comes from myself :)

[bigboysteveharrington]

Whenever Steve’s dad pulls an asshole move that particularly pisses him off, Steve takes his friends spite shopping with his father’s credit card

It happens first with Robin when the mall just burned down and Steve’s still visibly injured from what went down there and his father is already on him about finding a new job as if he got fired or quit for fun and his job didn’t burn down and sure his dad doesn’t know the real version of what happened, but he almost died ‘in the fire’, can’t he at least have an inch of breathing room?

But he hasn’t cut Steve off yet, he’s just threatening to if he doesn’t start looking for a new job soon. So Steve picks up Robin and takes her to every store in town still open and buys himself a bunch of shit and keeps asking her what she wants and suggesting stuff for her and when she brushes off one of the things he shows her as way too expensive, Steve tells her he’s paying. And Robin looks hesitant, so he adds, “Well, actually, my douche father is. That’s the whole point of this. So the more expensive the better.” And Robin just studies his face for a moment and then turns and says, “In that case…” and just starts grabbing things and they both grin

After this, Robin is a staple in the tradition of spending as much of his father’s money in one day as possible whenever Steve wants to send a message. The kids also frequently benefit from Steve’s random “Come on, we’re going shopping. You can get whatever you want. I’m buying.”

They don’t know why Steve sometimes just randomly decides to spoil them all and they don’t question it. Obviously he can afford it. At first, they try to just get a few things but then Steve starts shoving more at them and asking if they want it, so they start trying to push the limits of what they can get, but it becomes very clear very fast that Steve has no limit for what he’ll buy for them when he’s in this mood

Steve’s father hasn’t acknowledged Steve’s rage spending once. Steve knows that’s probably a good thing, but at the same time it annoys the hell out of him that he doesn’t know if his father even notices or cares. And that’s why the scale of his spending goes up every time

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Obsessed with Alya saying "it's okay, Ladybug and Cat Noir will take care of it" about a spaceship malfunction as if 1) that is in any way Ladybug and Cat Noir's domain, and 2) space programs don't have people already in place to take care of things that go wrong. Even more obsessed with the fact that Ladybug and Cat Noir DID take care of it

[lunapwrites]

Crazy rough day today. Just trying to breathe through it. Thank fuck I have therapy tonight. Thank fuck I accepted an offer for help.

[extra-gray]

The cheeks were cheekin bro if he don’t bend tf over right now…

[thornescratch]

Rare bird perched in a tree, recently spotted out in the DMV wild.