#gimmick account

[questions-about-blorbos]

“why are you posting about (x) here, you are a gimmick account.” “ever think about something else that isn’t (x)” “omg stop posting about (x) and stick to what you’re supposed to post about”

1. it’s my blog. I can post whatever I want without having to ask for a stranger’s permission

2. I run this blog for fun. and for free. pay me and I’ll only post about what you want me to post, otherwise, shut the fuck up

3. gimmick blogs are not your slaves. we do this for fun. we’re not doing it because it’s our job and we certainly aren’t doing it to please strangers

4. again, either pay us to only post about what you want us to post, or shut up and stop being entitled by telling strangers what they can and can’t post on their blogs

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

decriminalize being eepy 24/7 criminalize elon musk

[the-real-planet-x]

Y-You're not gonna look for Iris are you X?

Bitch I might

[your-fav-is-pregnant]

can you make daisuke from mouthwashing pregnant i think that would be pretty cool unless thats not cool then im sorry

your fav, daisuke mouthwashing, is pregnant!

[venus-for-real]

dude zoozvie is being attacked

WHAT THE HELL

@real-zoozve WHO IS ATTACKING YOU

I LOOK AWAY FOR A FEW MINUTES AND ALL MY CHILDREN GET ATTACKED

[would-they-listen-to-that]

maybe would ichika hoshino listen to hibana -reloaded- by deco*27

[themostrandompolls]

Vote for fun

like to show had fun

Reblog to spread fun

comment for chaos

[finland-official]

5k notes and I reveal my t̶̼̣̖̘̖̹͍̔̋̿̊̄̾̈́ͅr̸̺̈̏͂̿̓̚u̶̟̠͓̰͔̔̑͘è̶̢͇̞͇̣̀͌͐ ̴̨̤͕̺͚̫̬̟̤͋͋̓̒f̶͈̲̃ȏ̸̙͕̲̪͖̬̗͈̲̞̅̌͘r̶͍̬̝̗͊͗m̴̨̱̹̮̙̠̿̓́̇̌͝

[official-firefox-nightly]

If this gets uh... *uses random number generator* 4075 notes I'll clean my rooms with before and after pictures- however here are some conditions-

1. Don't tag a ton of people, tag up to 5 people max

2. Don't reblog more than once (I don't wanna spam other people's feeds after all)

3. Try not to spam notes- just do 3x max (a reblog, like, and reply)

I'm serious about this, I genuinely need to clean my room but lack motivation- so yeah

If it gets to 4075 notes before March 1st I'll also try to rearrange furniture in my rooms, but if not I'll still clean my rooms when I get to the goal

If it gets to over 10k notes by March 1st (press X to doubt that it'll happen) I'll also make a lil hideout area in my room and show pictures.

And yes I have 2 rooms it's because I live in the attic okay deal with it, I bump my head so much it's not even funny because the ceiling is low, I can't even do Wii Fit properly and it's sad.

[c-counter]

There are 4 occurrences of C in this post that consists of 53 characters in total. That's 7.547169811320755% C, which is above the 2.8% C average.

memes cats would make

[ID: a simple chart showing two captioned illustrations. the first is a drawing of a smiling person labeled "The Person." underneath are bullet points which say: "nice to me," "calls me good boy names like Dumb Sausage and Stop," "put dinner," and "holding me because i never be bad." the second is a frowning person with an angry vacuum cleaner labeled "The Person (evil alter ego???) and the bullet points read: "LOUD," "maybe possessed by Bad devil or evil etc," and "chases me except if i hide behind the ladder thats been in the living room for 6 months it can't find me."]

[musical-posts]

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

(This doesn’t reflect my feelings btw I just thought it would be a fun quote to do)

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Melody: A,E,E,E,E,C,E,C,E,A,E,C,E,B,E,G,A,E,E,E,A,E,E,F,E,D,C,C,A,F,E,A,E,A,F,C,E,F,E,D,A,E,A,E,G,A,E,D,E,A,C,A,A,G,F,E,D,E,D,F,F,E,D,E,A,E,E,B,F,E,A,E,F,E,E,F,A,A,C,A,F,A,E,A,E

BPM: 387

Instrument: guitar

author's note: new dragonforce song is fire and flames

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

decriminalize having a sailors mouth criminalize being boring

[totallytesco]

Okay doing this cause I've seen other people do it

25 notes and I'll work really hard to learn to juggle a reverse cascade

50 notes and I'll ask my mum if I can dye my hair

100 and I'll clean my room

200 notes and I'll try to do better on Duolingo (I'm bad for procrastinating doing it )

250 and I'll try to cut down my screen time

350 and I'll start reading the books I keep meaning too (it's a long list)

500 and I'll knit 10 pumpkins of random sizes and colors (

1000 and I'll write a rlly obscure and dumb fanfic I keep meaning too

Spamming is allowed

[your-fav-is-pregnant]

Castiel from supernatural

your fav, castiel, is pregnant!

[therapist-for-spaceverse-gimmick]

what? You all need it, don’t lie, stop trying to run away. That’s not cool.

now tell me, why?

SHIT STOP CRYING

@ people below 👇

@crystalsandbubbletea @pennyroyald and @mronion <- you three run like half of the spaceverse sooooo and I don’t even know most- :,)

@the-moon-called-cyst @hygiea-official

@official-milky-way @yeah-im-scorpio

you know what- I can’t tag all of the spaceverse- GIMMICKS please come :,)