#gimmick account

[region-of-dalmatia]

@real-british-empire is this one for the museum?

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[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

yeah, sorry… your boyfriend was yeeted by king midas … yeah he's basil omori now… sorry

[themostrandompolls]

Vote for fun

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Reblog to spread fun

comment for chaos

[official-firefox-nightly]

If this gets uh... *uses random number generator* 4075 notes I'll clean my rooms with before and after pictures- however here are some conditions-

1. Don't tag a ton of people, tag up to 5 people max

2. Don't reblog more than once (I don't wanna spam other people's feeds after all)

3. Try not to spam notes- just do 3x max (a reblog, like, and reply)

I'm serious about this, I genuinely need to clean my room but lack motivation- so yeah

If it gets to 4075 notes before March 1st I'll also try to rearrange furniture in my rooms, but if not I'll still clean my rooms when I get to the goal

If it gets to over 10k notes by March 1st (press X to doubt that it'll happen) I'll also make a lil hideout area in my room and show pictures.

And yes I have 2 rooms it's because I live in the attic okay deal with it, I bump my head so much it's not even funny because the ceiling is low, I can't even do Wii Fit properly and it's sad.

[official-cephalopod-posts]

i think this counts as a cephalopod post

Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

[musical-posts]

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

(This doesn’t reflect my feelings btw I just thought it would be a fun quote to do)

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Melody: A,E,E,E,E,C,E,C,E,A,E,C,E,B,E,G,A,E,E,E,A,E,E,F,E,D,C,C,A,F,E,A,E,A,F,C,E,F,E,D,A,E,A,E,G,A,E,D,E,A,C,A,A,G,F,E,D,E,D,F,F,E,D,E,A,E,E,B,F,E,A,E,F,E,E,F,A,A,C,A,F,A,E,A,E

BPM: 387

Instrument: guitar

author's note: new dragonforce song is fire and flames

[totallytesco]

Okay doing this cause I've seen other people do it

25 notes and I'll work really hard to learn to juggle a reverse cascade

50 notes and I'll ask my mum if I can dye my hair

100 and I'll clean my room

200 notes and I'll try to do better on Duolingo (I'm bad for procrastinating doing it )

250 and I'll try to cut down my screen time

350 and I'll start reading the books I keep meaning too (it's a long list)

500 and I'll knit 10 pumpkins of random sizes and colors (

1000 and I'll write a rlly obscure and dumb fanfic I keep meaning too

Spamming is allowed

[therapist-for-spaceverse-gimmick]

what? You all need it, don’t lie, stop trying to run away. That’s not cool.

now tell me, why?

SHIT STOP CRYING

@ people below 👇

@crystalsandbubbletea @pennyroyald and @mronion <- you three run like half of the spaceverse sooooo and I don’t even know most- :,)

@the-moon-called-cyst @hygiea-official

@official-milky-way @yeah-im-scorpio

you know what- I can’t tag all of the spaceverse- GIMMICKS please come :,)

[eharmony-official]

Hii incognito 😭 I would ask but??????? I don’t think there’s an explanation for that

Went online, saw this, then grabbed it so I could post it on here, bc alien stage is a very, very rough fandom to be in (run away. Run while you still can)

@juliasreblogs @real-hottopic @yes-im-youtube-kids @shakespeare-official-account @minecraft-official-blog @holisticdetective42 @juptir @forgotten-daydreamer

Let’s play a game

Everyone post the most recent picture in your camera roll. You only get one sentence to justify yourself if you wish. This one is mine.

My boyfriend is rly good at Latin, so I was looking up how to say ‘I love you’ but found this instead :)

Your turn!

@bookmovietvworm

@myfairkatiecat

@i-am-a-fish

@valtsv

[offical-liechtenstein]

I can’t drink bleach anymore :(

[pokemonifying-posts]

Crawfish,,,

This CRAWFISH was POKEMON-IFIED

[secret-sageent]

Hands down my favourite posts on this website are the long ones that occur when the gimmick blogs are just bullying each other. Usually ganging up on one gimmick and just absolutely trouncing them. it amuses me greatly

EDIT: getting notifications for this post feels like I have my own personal sitcom. excellent work everyone

[normalbeing404]

this is a YES GIMMICK ACCOUNT Z0NE

if you're shit is called "we-rate-posts" YOU ARE VERY WELCOME HERE

(and I am excited 2 see you participate)

[totally-china]

If anyone has more than 500 songs in their Spotify playlist I’d be so surprised

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

yeah, sorry… your boyfriend was softly told sweet nothings by the evil wizard … yeah he's no longer a real one now… sorry