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[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

Snailly snark of how many snimes I was consnirmed snolly insnorrect snith my snailssertions:

@=: @=:

What made you decide to pretend to be Doctor Rorschach? I'm curious.

//I was already, Marquis de Sade, Sacher-Masoch, Freud, Foucault, and Darwin. What’s one more identity*?

I collect dead guys like Pokémon.

*not necessarily in that order//

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🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

It's snaill snun and snames (snexography) until the snunny snicture snan snets you (snychoasnailysis)!

It’s all fun and games (klexography) until the funny picture man gets you (psychoanalysis)!

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🐌 you snound me!

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🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

Snoah snama I'm snailvis

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

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🐌 had a snong day snoday. i snomise i'll snanswer all my snasks snomorrow

(snail) had a long day today. i promise i'll answer all my asks tomorrow

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great blog thank you for snailing around and having a fun time

🐌 snank you snanon <3 i can snail as much as i snant but it's only fun snecause of sneople like you!

(snail) thank you anon [heart] i can snail as much as i want but it's only fun because of people like you!

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Was is snove?

🐌 snaby dont snurt me...

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"snat did i snever do to you" snou killed his snather. prepare to snie is what

i sniterally did not hes still alive

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sne/sner sne/snim sney/snem

woah

snit/snits

some of my friends pronouns but snailed

🐌👍

snes... the snumans are snaildopting my snanguage... snoon the snorld will be mine...

(Snail, thumbs up emoji) yes... the humans are adopting my language... soon the world will be mine...

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Hi! Crow anon here again :3

Honestly just wanted to say have a nice day! :D

I'm feeling whimsical after playing my shiny rock (video games) for a while :)

🐌 snank you!! Oooh nice. Did you win?

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Snail, what wisdom do you have for us today? Tis very needed

🐌 today's wisdom is if you see a cute person and you want their number then go ask for their number. Do it just ask directly.

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snuslim.. i love that so much. that’s gonna be in my head on repeat. snuslim.

🐌 snamadan snubarak

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I have gift :3

Snail! :D

+my reference in case it looks a bit odd -w-

🐌 snoly snit!!!! Snis is snailmazing!! Omg! Can I put it in my pinned post?

(Snail) holy shit! This is amazing! Omg! Can I put it in my pinned post?

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snailifier, why dont you swear more?

cmon snailifier.. say fuck.. you know you wanna.. say fuck snailifier..

🐌 i dont sneel it's sneccessary but i can try.. snn.. n..f ....FUCK

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🐌 he's sniterally snill snere @the-nephelococcygian

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

If my snizard sneeve gets snaught on the snoor snandle SNONE MORE SNIME im snurning snis snotherfucking snower to the snround

If my wizard sleeve gets caught on the door handle ONE MORE TIME im burning this motherfucking tower to the ground

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🐌 😢 snat did i ever do to you?

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.