thornescratch
thornescratch
Disarming Smile
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God's own prototype. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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thornescratch · 5 hours ago
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i will be at the preseason game against the flyers. will report if that ovinicke gritty fight happens 🫡🫡🫡
I deeply appreciate hard hitting journalistic integrity like this, Anon.
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thornescratch · 5 hours ago
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I like how in most of their pictures together, Ovi is hanging over Nicky and Nicky usually has this fondly exasperated “and this is my weirdo hockey-spouse” expression on his face.
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thornescratch · 5 hours ago
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force ghost anakin just appeared
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thornescratch · 5 hours ago
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by Gabe Rose
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turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog
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thornescratch · 5 hours ago
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Every time I read one of those age gap posts the age where you're still helpless and being taken advantage of gets higher and higher, like 26 years old is too young to interact with older people what the fuck? I have lots of friends who were/are well into doing a PhD at this point. My dad had me at 26 years old. You're a whole grown ass person participating in society, you can vote and join politics, you can work, you can live in your own.
This smolbeanification has to stop, it's frankly embarrassing.
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You cannot save her
You cannot save her
You cannot save her
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Xユーザーの日々 (沖縄)さん:「ガザミ 那覇市鏡原 #crab」
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thornescratch · 5 hours ago
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hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.
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thornescratch · 5 hours ago
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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
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thornescratch · 2 days ago
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Nicklas Backstrom scritching Alex Ovechkin under his chin; Alex Ovechkin enjoying being scritched. D'aww.
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Michael Latta is just a little salty that his teammates assumed he’d be the one to get the ring in the Wilson-Latta engagement. 
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thornescratch · 2 days ago
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It‘s been a long time
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