#quote source is bojack horseman!

[percabethconvos]

Percy: What about you are you close with your father?

Annabeth:

Percy:

Annabeth: Uneventful

Percy: What?

Annabeth: What?

Percy: I asked if you were close with your father and you just stared off into space for 5 minutes and then said 'uneventful'

[vagabond-art]

that's too much, man

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Maybe because you’re skinny, and maybe because you’re pretty, you’re used to getting away with things, Malfoy

Harry: But I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and I hate you, and you are a horrible person, and not understanding that you’re a horrible person does not make you less of a horrible person

Draco: You think I’m pretty?

[uncorrectintamed]

Wen Qing: Why are you helping us so much?

Wei Wuxian: Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don't know how to take care of myself.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Are you sure you made the right choice? Donnie: I don't make mistakes, Leo. I do crosswords with sharpies and never learned the shortcut for undo. Leo: It's ctrl z. Donnie: Don't need it. Won't use it.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bruce: I need you to sober up.

Tony: First of all, rude. Second, gross. And third, why?

[vililae]

Pre-Weirdmageddon, running into each other again in the Shack and kinda wanting to hang out but also still so angry at each other.

And of course they actually reconcile while they're totally sloshed before promptly forgetting it happened by morning.

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[ID: A Gravity Falls comic. Ford scowls, "Oh, you've got to be kidding me." Stan is sitting in the living room armchair while holding a beer, and he says dryly, "Look, Ford, you can be mad at me, or you can get drunk with me, but you can't do both." Ford pulls out a bottle and replies, "Yeah? Just watch me." End ID]

[Plain text: And of course they actually reconcile while they're totally sloshed before promptly forgetting it happened by morning. End PT]

[harringroveera]

Billy likes to focus on the positive things these days

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Damian is upset and Barbara try to comfort him.

Barbara : " Look, dick thinks the world of you."

Damian : " Grayson thinks the world of Pop Tarts."

[emmikay]

Ed: Ever since I was a baby, people always said I looked like Hohenheim.

Ed: Which, for the record, is a TERRIBLE thing to say to a baby.

[radiobelle-bitxch]

Vaggie: Admit it! You like Charlie!

Alastor: Oh, nonsense. I mean, am I attracted to her? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around her? Yes. Does she get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about her? Yes, but only in two positions. Am I the kind of man who would try to steal someone else's girlfriend? Sure, of course, but do I 'like' her? The answer's no.

Vaggie:...

Alastor: See? You have nothing to worry about, darling.

[shebeafancyflapjack]

Alison: Look, just don't mess with the lights until the guests are gone. I'll let you play with this kaleidoscope until we're done.

Robin: Kaleidoscope?! I not five!

Robin, looking through it: SHAPES AND COLORS LIKES OF WHICH ME NEVER SEEN!

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Kevin: You can play with this kaleidoscope I bought you at the airport. Radford: What? A kaleidoscope? I'm not five- Radford: [enchanting music] Shapes and colors the likes of which I've never seen :0 [music stops] Radford: Welp, out of combinations, now I'm bored.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Max: Why are you helping me?

Nancy: Because my life is a mess right now, and I compulsively take care of other people when I don't know how to take care of myself.

[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

Brunhilde: You can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport. Buddha: What?! A kaleidoscope? *looks in* I’m not fi-S H A P E S A N D C O L O R S T H E L I K E S OF W H I C H I ’ V ‘E N E V E R S E E N

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Splinter: You're responsible for your own happiness, you know.

Leo: Good god, that's depressing.

Splinter: No, it's not.

Leo: I'm responsible for my own happiness? All due respect, Sensei, I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast.