#quote source is bojack horseman!

[percabethconvos]

Percy: What about you are you close with your father?

Annabeth:

Percy:

Annabeth: Uneventful

Percy: What?

Annabeth: What?

Percy: I asked if you were close with your father and you just stared off into space for 5 minutes and then said 'uneventful'

[vagabond-art]

that's too much, man

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Maybe because you’re skinny, and maybe because you’re pretty, you’re used to getting away with things, Malfoy

Harry: But I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and I hate you, and you are a horrible person, and not understanding that you’re a horrible person does not make you less of a horrible person

Draco: You think I’m pretty?

[uncorrectintamed]

Wen Qing: Why are you helping us so much?

Wei Wuxian: Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don't know how to take care of myself.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Are you sure you made the right choice? Donnie: I don't make mistakes, Leo. I do crosswords with sharpies and never learned the shortcut for undo. Leo: It's ctrl z. Donnie: Don't need it. Won't use it.

[kiki-sov]

Agatha: Why are you calling me this late?

Billy: I need your help. I’ve done something bad. Very bad.

Agatha: Put the corpse on ice, I’m on my way.

Billy: What? No, it’s not… why would I…

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bruce: I need you to sober up.

Tony: First of all, rude. Second, gross. And third, why?

[harringroveera]

Billy likes to focus on the positive things these days

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: It's funny. When you look at someone with rose-coloured glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Damian is upset and Barbara try to comfort him.

Barbara : " Look, dick thinks the world of you."

Damian : " Grayson thinks the world of Pop Tarts."

[emmikay]

Ed: Ever since I was a baby, people always said I looked like Hohenheim.

Ed: Which, for the record, is a TERRIBLE thing to say to a baby.

[roseofithaca]

Alison: Look, just don't mess with the lights until the guests are gone. I'll let you play with this kaleidoscope until we're done.

Robin: Kaleidoscope?! I not five!

Robin, looking through it: SHAPES AND COLORS LIKES OF WHICH ME NEVER SEEN!

[niiwa-angel]

Vox: As a modern American man, I am not equipped to deal with womanly emotions.

Velvette, screaming and throwing things in the background while Valentino eggs her on.

Vox: I was not taught, and I will not learn.

~~~

Valentino: I love you when you're feisty.

Velvette, on her period and not in the mood for his shit.

Vel: Get fucked Piss baby.

Valentino, nuzzling up to her: my angry little ketchup packet.

[radiobelle-bitxch]

Vaggie: Admit it! You like Charlie!

Alastor: Oh, nonsense. I mean, am I attracted to her? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around her? Yes. Does she get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about her? Yes, but only in two positions. Am I the kind of man who would try to steal someone else's girlfriend? Sure, of course, but do I 'like' her? The answer's no.

Vaggie:...

Alastor: See? You have nothing to worry about, darling.

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Kevin: You can play with this kaleidoscope I bought you at the airport. Radford: What? A kaleidoscope? I'm not five- Radford: [enchanting music] Shapes and colors the likes of which I've never seen :0 [music stops] Radford: Welp, out of combinations, now I'm bored.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Splinter: You're responsible for your own happiness, you know.

Leo: Good god, that's depressing.

Splinter: No, it's not.

Leo: I'm responsible for my own happiness? All due respect, Sensei, I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast.