#qoutes meme

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[1luna1lovegood1]

Clint: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS? !

Natasha : so like, everything is the same as a kids' playground but bigger!

Clint : yeah, why don't we have those?!

Steve : they are called theme parks.

Clint: but you have to PAY for theme parks!

Steve: that's the adult part.

[llove-r]

my toxic trait is thinking I can learn something I’ve never done before like play guitar or crochet in 2 hours or less and if I can’t it’s simply because I’m just not good at it

[jade-eclipse-lithium]

Issue 9 Ratchet said he was spray painting his hands

He left the undried paint on Drift’s face after he tried to shut Drift up

[mekofoxy]

THEM #2

[newrhys]

annoyingly shoves these in ur face

[crippling-pages]

“Oh hi Mom and Dad! Of course I’d love to visit! What kind of son would I be if I didn’t visit my parents?”

-Cole, who’s mom is dead and hasn’t visited his dad for years, ran away from home, and in his only form of communication with him, has been lying about where he’s been and what he’s been doing.

[edmetalqueer]

Orin: So I sent Durge on a nautiloid & ruined their mind. Also I'm the chosen of Bhaal now, FEAR ME.

Gortash: YOU TOOK MY BHAALSPAWN AWAY FROM ME? BRING THEM BACK.

Orin: no, I am the chosen of Bhaal!

Gortash: YEAH, I DON'T CARE, BRING ME MY BHAALSPAWN BACK, I NEED MY BACK BLOWN.

Orin:

Orin: Ketheric, did you know about this?

Ketheric, traumatized beyond belief: yes. They openly made out in front of me during meetings. It's not fun.

[xphantasmagoria]

The party is standing gathered around what appears to be a broken coffee kettle:

Tav: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Gale: Fine, I did it. I broke it.

Tav: No, no, you didn’t, Gale. Astarion?

Astarion: Don’t look at me! Look at Wyll. Perhaps those steady hands of the blade are getting a little.. out of practice?

Wyll: What?! Absolutely not! I didn’t break it. And I’d be more than willing to demonstrate just how steady these hands still are, Astarion.

Volo, gesturing to Wyll: Hmm, well that’s a little precarious! How did you know it was broken?

Wyll: What!? Because, it’s sitting right infront of us.. and it’s broken!

Volo: Very suspicious.

Wyll: No, it’s not!

Shadowheart: If it matters, probably not, I last saw Astarion using the pot.

Astarion: Liar! I don’t drink that caffeinated filth!

Shadowheart: Oh, really? Then what business did you have by the coffee cart earlier?

Astarion: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. There, now everyone knows, Shadowheart.

Gale: I broke it. Let me pay for it. Please.

Tav: No! Now who broke it?!

Everyone:

Shadowheart: Now that you mention it.. Lae’zel’s been awfully quiet.

Lae’zel: Kch! How dare you accuse me of such misconduct.

The entire party bursts into a loud, boisterous argument:

Volo, somewhere away from the party:

Volo: It was me. I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

Volo: I predict only mere minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats.. breaking out the war paint and blazing up stakes!

Volo:

Volo: Which, good for them! It was getting a little chummy around here.

[poetryforall]

[minimalist-quotes]

I always heard my parents talking sh*t about me after I went to bed, so now I always make sure that, after bed time my daughter can hear us through the door talking about all the good things she did that day and how proud of her we are.

[fruityspaceboy]

Tony: "Oh god what is that?“

Y/N: "It’s new meds Tony, ✨mood stabilizing meds✨ They’re gonna show us the way to stability.“

Tony: "Guys, You do know that there's no actual guarantee, it will work right-"

Y/N: "Shun the non believe!"

Loki: "Sssshhhhuuunn!"

Bucky: "Sssshhhhuuunn!"

[nocturnal-riptide]

Cis people: are you a boy or girl?

Me: I identify as a mushroom

Cis people: ok lets make it easier, what's in your pants?

Me: roots

[lemonandlime22]

Ace: Why can't we be ourselves!?

Ace: Why can't I be me!?

Grim: Are you ashamed of us?

Yuu: Very.

[magnificentdarknessblog]

[bilbos-stolen-untensils]

Izzy, barging into Stede's cabin: YOU TWO ARE KISSING!!

Stede, sitting besides Ed on the bed: Really? Ed, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down