#puns by me

[arkangelo-7]

Bruce, fighting Ra’s al Guhl: I will never let you take my son! Damian is—

Ra’s: Fool! I’m not here for Damian.

Bruce: …

Bruce: …then why are you here?

Ra’s: To recruit my one true successor—Timothy Drake!

Bruce: the fuck

[wordwings]

*kicks down your door* It might seem like a plot hole that no one thought about the possibility of Dracula being invited into the asylum by Renfield (or any other patient) but actually it speaks to the way Renfield’s personhood is being denied mainly by Jack Seward, but also the rest of the crew in part through their reliance on Seward’s expertise. Which also ties into the way they have decided to shut out Mina at the very same time. It literally just did not occur to them that the patients living in the same building as them would have any claim to the residency that allows someone to grant the permission a vampire needs to enter a home. But of course the asylum is the patients’ home just as much as it is Jack’s! They live there! In short this fatal blow dealt to the heroes at this crucial juncture comes about through both their sexism and their ableism. Good night. *puts your door back on its hinges again and leaves*

[akanemnon]

Tough crowd.

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[danndesigns]

While watching a travelog docu-series highlighting small-town spots, they were showcasing a small bar in the town of Hickory, MS and their locally sourced cocktails (specifically their daiquiris) that made them famous.

I couldn't help but laugh when they kept reusing the same b-roll of a little clock tower in town, and each time, I spotted a mouse climbing the clock that they just left in the edit.

I loved that Hickory daiquiri doc where the mouse ran up the clock.

[tawnysoup]

when his face telegraphs the pun before it happens

[nouverx]

These two have the potential to be the funniest duo of the show istg

First one is from this amazing reblog from one of my posts, second one is inspired by some of the replies of said post

[collapsethevillain]

Getting used to a new Fandom cause that ⬆️ red car dragged me into it

[mari-lair]

cook acquired!

[erabu-san]

I enjoyed every second of this quest

[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]

[daily-haunted-tv]

Sparkle on, it's Wednesday

[spaceorphan18]

A little sunflower joking that a bee might pollenate her.

A little sunflower being pollenated by said bee.

[tintin-official]

the truth you all don't want to admit is that in the mlp universe jesus christ did exist and he became a carpenter because of his cutiemark that was two planks and some nails and only right before the end did he figure out he had gotten it all mixed up

[wynnd-citrus]

Boy’s night in: cuddles, popcorn, and movies hehe

This drawings actually my Instagram 20k DTIYS celebration, so everyone’s welcome to redraw it and I can share it on my IG story highlights :3

If you guys wanna check out all of the redraws for this DTIYS, go to #WCIDDTIYS20K on IG!! :D

[danndesigns]

Never play cards or tabletop games with Papa Roach frontman Jacoby Shaddix.

Before hitting it big, Jacoby and the other bandmates were crashing at a fan's place in Suffolk , VA while touring out of their van. Late that night, the fan invited Jacoby into his gaming room where they played cards. When Jacoby would lose, he would become furious and demand the cards be reshuffled over and over again. At one point he was so enraged that he started destroying this fan's board games around the room and screamed about shuffling the deck again and held his breath in protest.

This fan said that Jacoby "...cut my Life into pieces." then told Jacoby, "This is my last re-sort!"

Jacoby spent his Suffolk vacation with no breathing.

[daddyplasmius]

[lordoflucky]

No wait, we can still salvage this- we can have Sebastian Debeste AND Eustace Winner hang on.

His full name is Eustace Sebastian Winner. His dad gave him the name Eustace (because he hates him), his mom choose the middle name Sebastian. Debeste was his mother's maiden name. After aai2, Sebastian chooses to go by his middle name and changes his surname to his mother's maiden to fully separate himself from his father- do you hear me we can still win this