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steffigraf · 1 year

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casper…………….honey………

#in lezan’s words THE OTHER GUY IS RANKED 342 #pray tell What The Fuck Man!#tennisms

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bamboozled-distress · 3 months

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omniman doesn’t even need his whole redemption arc, him simply saying “i think i miss my wife” has like actually altered my brain like he’s already redeemed to me like do you know how insane it is for literally everything he’s done and how uncleansed he is and how he knew he couldn’t go back and through everything when he knows he’s going to die he just. he misses his wife. he misses his wife he misses his wife he misses his wife he misses his wife he misses his wi

#i csnt stop thinking about it #like I don’t think I ever can stop thinking about it #it’s so strange bc when I read the comic I literally didn’t give a fuck about him and just was praying for his death because I hated him #but idk looking at it now it’s so weirdly beautiful #like to go from everything to what he is now it’s honestly so amazing and it makes me want to cry #somebody tell me to work on my stupid fucking essay #invincible season 2 #invincible #omni man #nolan grayson #debbie grayson #invincible show #invincible spoilers #laz.exe

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abyssaldyke · 24 days

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Locked up in my office experiencing tremendous body aches which are probably weather/period related but also if I have the fucking ick I'm going to freak out

#ya girl #sinuses fine no cough sense of smell fine.#but jesus christ everything hurts #i also had a terrible experience this weekend where i tensed up my arm weird and as a result #my entire left side went up in a massive charlie horse that did not go away for like five entire minutes which sounds not that bad #but it was so intense i couldnt speak and broke out in a full body sweat and ollie was gonna take me to the er #so. whats the deal with that #idk man i think i gotta go to pt or something my shit is fucked #im literally not even old. im a youth and i never did sports so pray fucking tell

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hyp3rfixation-h3ll · 10 months

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burgertron HATE ged prep . burgertron PILEDRIVE WHOEVER MADE IT SO THAT YOU HAVE TO TAKE 4 SEPARATE TESTS TO GET A PIECE OF PAPER THAT SAYS YOU DID IT into THE FUCKING DIRT!!!!!!!

#the captain's rambles #if you couldnt tell im having a bit of a rough time <:']#my mom is like “oh well youre Making it stressful it's gonna be okay” I HAVE TO FUCKING DO SHIT WITH VARIABLES #THIS SHIT WOULD BE STRESSFUL EVEN IF I *WASNT* ALREADY DREADING DOING IT #i HATE education i HATE SCHOOL i hate everything this STUPID SYSTEM STANDS FOR and most importantly I LOATHE VARIABLS #whoever put LETTERS ?? in MATH??? Die.#because now i have to fucking figure out what x and y are on a practice test #i dont even HATE math normally. in every other instance of math im actually okay w/ solving questions #ged math ??? is on some shit #FUCK geds man i hate it here . i wanna just fuck off and go do whatever and be productive with something i Actually Enjoy Doing #not having to sit here and do tests so i can get a piece of paper that does nothing but allow me to apply for a community college #<- a place i am EQUALLY unexcited for and dreading #miserable fucking books i have to do work in. and then i gotta do like 4 different equally fucking miserable tests for each subject #and then i have to pray to god i didnt fail and i got the minimum passing grade of AT LEAST 145 out of *200.*#im going to destroy Everything.#i dont want congratulations for doing this shit either because i didnt wanna do it IN THE FIRST PLACE !!!!!!#im only doing this because i HAVE TO to get my parents off my ass about it not because i WANNA #if it were up to me i'd be doing just art and collecting or other hobbies i ACTUALLY ENJOY and i wouldnt be worrying about academics #but we cant have nice things so now i have to stress abt this shit like a college student studying for midterms #rant over. im gonna go eat now . pray 4 me that i dont kill someone /lh

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dullahandyke · 19 days

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Sidenote I was never her biggest fan but whenever I see someone talk abt dahlia hawthorne as if she's some evil seductress who breaks hearts for fun I feel the intense urge to hit them with hammers. Fucker can you read????

#waves my hand at The Fawles Business!!!!! hello???????????#pretty much every mention of fawles i see is (rightfully) condemning him #but often ppl dont connect that to dahlia as like. a character. theyre just like ew a creep good thing hes not relevant #happy and well 14yo girls dont frame their adult tutor who theyre 'in a relationship with' and send them to death row #and they certainly dont jump into a river KNOWN for tearing bodies to pieces in hopes of running away from home!!!#all the murders she attempts are motivated by a fear of her past being revealed!#valerie was going to tell fawles about her betrayal which would have set him out looking for revenge against her #fawles died to a suicide pact he initiated with her (again when she was FOURTEEN) rest in shit fucknuts #she poisoned diego because he was asking too many questions #and she accidentally killed doug while aiming for phoenix because he kept showing people evidence that indicted her #is she spiteful? YES! but not in a maneater way!#she HATES mia (and the rest of the feys by extension) for FINALLY CATCHING HER!#and THAT is what drives her participation in the hazakura plot!#like im not an apologist or whatevs. shes treats iris horrifically and she is very cruel when shes cornered #but the idea that shes some sort of praying mantis type is wildly inaccurate #the presence of romance only starts when shes groomed by a grown fucking man who makes a suicide pact with her #(and like u could say she was manipulating him or covering her bases and wouldnt have done it herself but THAT IS STILL CONCERNING!!)#and she lives a normal fucking life UNTIL valerie intervenes and makes her scared that that life is going to collapse!#anyway all this to say dahlia hawthorne get behind me

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aceyanaheim · 2 years

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it’s baked into my understanding of kakashi hatake that he has absolutely no clue how children work and thats just part of team 7s dysfunction listen.

#this man was all of 14 when his only support system died and hten went to work for Black Ops With Masks #like do you think that man knows Anything about how to human he was on the field while he still had milk teeth #when Minato got him he was legit 'this child the size of half my arm'#i cannot speify enough how much that warps what 'being a functioning peson' is #team sevens lucky he had dogs he went 'okay feed positive reinforcement make sure they dont trip over their own ambition to walk' and just #Went From There #like he'll show up with vegetables for naruto but also 'i was on my own by 8 bc my dad yknow Died so hes probably???#fine??'#this man looks at Sasuke and thinks back when he was 12 and his best friend had just died and he saw his eye in the mirror nad lowkey the #dogs were taking care of Him and goes 'hn he's probably good right? I'll just teach him something i always cried less when i learned #something '#'how am i supposed to know how kids work i dont even know how 'I' work doesnt even begin to fucking cover it Why Is This So Funny #everyone: poor kakashi he got the biggest gremlim kids with more issues than vogue #babes kakashi was the og he and the kids are just one big ball of what pray tell the fuck lilke hes Part of it he needs an adult #preferably one that didnt need a booster seat for his own chunnin exam #okay im done #just..its unhinged theyre All unhinged i love it #wtf i cant stop laughing #honestly Everything makes so much more sense

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vveissesfleisch · 6 months

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BORGIAS SEASON 2 FINALE????????? HELLO?????????????????

#THEY POISONED MY EVIL HORRIBLE HUSBAND!!!!#NOOOOOOO!!! HE'S TOO SEXY!!!!!!!#I mean there’s another season so I’m guessing he’s alright but #NOOOOOOOOO #I mean he deserved it but NOOOOOOO #god the scene where rodrigo buried juan alone & with his own hands broke me into a million fucking pieces #and cesare’s confession!!! his steely-eyed conviction!!!#the conversation where rodrigo tells him he’s too much like himself which is why he always favored Juan #for how can a man love his own reflection #what a hell is this man's world where he is so self-loathing and so self-aware #and just as he’s about to forgive his son for killing his other son…THE BLOOD FROM EVERY ORIFICE #this episode. wow. this season. WOW .THIS SHOW #ONE BILLION EMMYS FOR MISTERS IRONS AND ARNAUD #it's all so beautifully done too #i am VERY excited and nervous about season 3 #gotta savor it like a dessert because it's the last one #praying that my corrupt sexy pope zaddy pulls through #(im sure he will)#(gotta see that white papal frock covered in blood at some point too plz)#lex does the borgias

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kennabeth · 8 months

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dustfinger: I love all of my children equally, brianna, farid, and [looks at smudged writing on hands] john

#tcor spoilers #HATE that there was no actual resolution this #i understand fully that it can be difficult when your partner's child (who is not also yours) looks like their other parent #feelings are hard to change! sure!#but: roxane is friends with her husband's affair partner. atp he has no right to show any hurt over her remarrying #and that includes taking it out on jehan #he doesnt say himself that theres any resentment (which is odd bc he loves telling us all his shitty thiughts usually; too stressed out #for self reflection right this second?)#but nyame talks about how obvious and infuriating it is #not to say jehan's making it up (i would never never never doubt my babiest boy) but it's bad enough that people outside the family see it #('outside the family' it's his uncle but outside the home ig)#where was i going with this #having a was-hoping-id-find-the-end-of-this-thought-when-i-came-to-it moment #oh right the lack of self reflection made me wonder if dustfinger knew he was acting like this at all #and i was PRAYING for nyame to chew him out over it #there were so many good spots for that conversation too #when df was practically dead for the third time and jehan stayed with him to make sure he didnt actually die #i expected 'i dreamed about you burning alive every night for ten years' levels of dustfinger being yelled at from jehan #and we literally?? didnt get a single chapter from either of their povs at that time?? what the actual fuck man #okay not to be like 'i could write this better' but a way more satisfying conclusion to everything that started #with nyame saying the two of them are so similar #would have been [jehan rightly makes dustfinger feel bad about continuing to be a terrible father] -> [jehan storms off to orpheus' to #'offer' dustfinger in exchange for the book but the adults dont know where he went] -> [nyame comes back and also yells at df #for letting his kid run off and drive home that he really is failing jehan and points out to him their similarities] ->#[df goes oh shit i also tried trading innocent people for a book] ->#[whatever. resolution]#do u see what i mean #his ~apology~ to meggie in book 2 is so good while being in character #and he cant apologize to his stepson? he barely fking knew meggie lmao #says kenna

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dazais-guardian-angel · 9 months

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feeling sick to my stomach after that finale, actually, wow

#i. think it may be time to drop off tumblr for a while again #lmao as if i'm that active anyway #ik this is quite reactionary but i can already tell that i'm in the minority opinion here since everyone else seems happy soooooo #i dont wanna rain on peoples' parade #anyway. most of the posts i made prior aged like milk huh :))))))))#i'm just. kinda speechless.#i've been in a state of shock since this morning #there are no words #am i living in a fucking fever dream?? am i high??? is this an alternate reality???????#who fucking knows #i'm just......... so numb i dont even know what to feel or say #wow. man. Man.#i'm just. going against everything i'd been assuming the last few weeks.#and praying to all that is holy that this doesn't end up being canon in the manga #i have to cling to that because that's the only hope i have rn #i just really want to fucking cry i'm so angry and hurt and upset at how horrible this was wow #bones has always sucked ass but for the first time ever i don't know whether this is all them or asagiri too. and that's. that. well!!!

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waitingforminjae · 1 year

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not my mom being a kirk cameron stan

#NOT HER SAYING WHAT THAT MAN PREACHES IS THE SAME AS GRANDMA #and my personal fav 'he just feels like the rest of us' WHO'S US? u gotta mouse in your pocket?#every day i think abt how close my mom is to to falling into the alt right pipeline and there's nothing i can do about it #also what is she even talking abt lmfao acting like some big disaster happened at the event when it didn't lmfao #yeah some ppl sat OUTSIDE drawing in chalk and some ppl walked around the library carrying a rope #and a handful of ppl showed up deliberately gnc and at one point someone IN THE LOBBY shouted love is love #and yet she's acting like protestors caused a scene #HELPPPPPPP HER TELLING MY DAD THAT SHE'S PRAYING FOR ME RN #LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ABT ME NOT LIKING KIRK CAMERON MEANS I'M NOT CHRISTIAN???????? I'M LITERALLY CHRISTIAN HELLO #hella personal #GOD this is why we can't have a fucking conversation like she always does this at the most inconvenient times #and then starts crying over Everything and it just all snowballs like we literally need mom-daughter therapy so fucking BAD #and she seriously needs to let so much of her own guilt go before we can have any conversation abt our shit #like sooooooo many of her feelings are about her and not me lmfao #and it's fucking uncomfortable. anyway

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dumb-coward · 1 year

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Me being dumb thought my parents had all returned home and went back to listening to audio and my mum apparently literally just came home.

its is midnight. how the fuck.

She yelled at me for touching while in the christian family home.

I swear to everyone but god. Wtf. Knock.

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capfalcon · 2 years

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i genuinely think dermot kennedy is tapped into something else bc what the fuck are his songs im dying

#he's genuinely so #unparallelled for me #just like #poetry #i fucking cannot he's so #Tell me all that you lost Don't know if I can fix it But I promise you I'll listen I'm all yours Find your peace in my arms #It's okay to bе a little scared of it all I hope that you know that it's okay to fall #I've seen stars reborn in your eyes Sky's on fire tonight One life is never long enough One life is never long enough At last call turn out #the lights i hope i treated you right one life is never long enough #Too many people walk around with hearts hidin' Terrified of hurtin' so they stay silent Don't know what it's worth just to let a light in #If love had come to me I wouldn't recognise it Now every time you smile it's a little priceless No story I could weave would have ended like #JUST #IT'S THE WHOLE SONG. IT'S EVERY SONG.#fuck man. fuck.#if someone wrote this shit about me id fuckin #just die. just die right there #You're so easy to love #you're so easy to love. fuck. goddamn. you're so easy to love #Oh I could lay beside you a thousand lifetimes Live a thousand more and still pray for sunrise #excuse me????#i could lay beside you for a thousand lifetimes. live a thousand more and still pray for sunrise.#the most romantic lyric ever fucking written????????

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silverislander · 9 days

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that good luck post from this morning does NOT work. i just got rejected from the grad program that would have given me a decent job and health insurance. fml

#im actually super fucking upset abt it!#i applied TWO MONTHS ago. i did their stupid test i waited the whole time i kept my schedule clear just in case #they left me on the hook for two goddamn months with almost no communication in between beyond 'do this test and wait'#and now its 'oops we actually dont want you after all sorryyyy. try again next time!!' 🫠#so now im going back to the grocery store again tomorrow. bc thats literally the only thing thats worked out #and even they can only take me part time. and it has to be all evenings and weekends covering vacation time #so i can say goodbye to doing anything fun this summer. canada day pride the ren faire its probably all gone #levi.txt #vent tw #idk man. shouldnt have fucking gotten my hopes up anyway #i just wanted this to work out so bad. idec what theyd pay me or what id be stuck doing but just having insurance would be so great #i was fucking praying id get this bc it might have meant being able to finally get a diagnosis and any kind of help #or even just going back to therapy. thats all gone now too i guess #i finished university and i did a good fucking job at it. i did honours so id have a better shot too #my entire life people have been telling me thats all i gotta do to get out of working these shitty jobs and have A Career and a life #just pick a degree youre good at nobody really cares what your major is just finish any degree and itll help you #and it feels like its been for absolutely no fucking reason bc here i am anyway. it changed nothing

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nexttothelamp · 28 days

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#the legal battle will take so long #this is going to be the hardest thing ive ever done and maybe will ever do #life has and will change forever. for the better? i hope but i dont know #is this the right thing to do? yes #does that make it easier? ....only slightly. and itll have to be enough. and i realize now that it is #but oh god does it hurt. im a victim too maybe the oldest one? oldest one alive anyway. that i know of #i cant. believe it #hindsight is 40/20 in this case but fuck #a part of me wants to tell him #to pull him aside and say #i know what you did. i know what you did and its going to come out.#and if it was only in the past i might choose to let the dead rest #but i cant let you near those kids. i can only pray to a god i dont believe in that its not already too late #but baby axel still has a chance #i know with this shit system i wont be able to take the kids from derek #but i can put you away and maybe thatll be enough #i wanna tell him that im going to the police and they WILL be coming to his mothers house #and i wanna tell him that because i loved him. So MUCH once #that im giving him the chance to kill himself and take the cowards way out before its too late #i... mean that a little too and that hurts the most #i cant kill him even though id like to choke the life out of him myself #i cant ruin my life for the man that tried to already #but it would save us all so much trouble if he did us all a favor and shot himself in the fucking skull #theres always going to be more kids and hes gotten to 4 over 2 decades at least. and those are only the ones i know for certain #hes just a pedophile. it makes so much sense now #fuck. fuck.#maybe in a few days ill be able to think about something else #can barely focus on trump getting convicted lol #id say delete later but i wont

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exopelagic · 1 month

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my flatmate has norovirus someone kill me

#I don’t think there’s any way I’m making it out of this alive #he was throwing up at 10am yesterday morning and didn’t stop all morning #proceeded to go to the gp + pharmacy which they also tell you not to do bc it spreads so easily #he’s also fully just like. leaving shit around everywhere #there is no caution from this man he’s been having diarrhoea today and he still just came into the kitchen to talk to me while I washed up #I cannot afford this rn like if I come down with something that’s at least one full day fucked #he’ll be fine bc his supervisor actually did her job so he’s managed to finish his draft today #but yeeeaaah I’m almost definitely getting this in the next few days #which coincidentally will be the most important for this proposal bc it’s due in a week today midday #I’m being as cautious as possible but he very much is not #honestly I’d prefer to get it now and start throwing up tonight so I can get it over with I don’t have time for thisshdhdjdhjd pls #I almost made it through a full year without being sick too.#it’s fine whatever I still gotta do what I can tonight #pray for me #luke.txt

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strawbynrobyn · 1 month

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Dressed masc to feel more comfortable at church service and vibe was ruined bc men's shirts don't account for big naturals

I still haven't cried about this revelation but it'll probably get me tomorrow

#strawb thoughts #sad boi hours #queer #strawbrob thoughts #oh yeah #that egg is fucking cracking dude #are you fucking kidding me #trans #why couldnt this happen while on my parents' insurance #why couldnt i have the words to decribe what im feeling back then #getting a time machine just to go back and tell teenage me #hey man its not normal to pray for breast cancer so they can be chopped off #perhaps look into that bro #mcr's mama goes that hard for more than your mommy issues dude #my guy #my fella #buddy bro

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