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THAT’S HOW THIS SERIES ENDED??????? LIKE FOREVER, SERIES FINALE ENDED????????
ARE YOU JOKING WITH MY ENTIRE LIFE????????
(I mean, don’t get me wrong, brilliant amazing spectacular showstopping never the same stunning delightful, 3000/10 highly recommend, and the closures on a few plot points certainly work where they ended up, and man oh MAN what an exceptional final episode, but there is absolutely one ENTIRE season of story left to wrap this up exquisitely!!)
#I was in a recliner and dear reader I shit you not#I levitated out of it when the credits rolled#causing the chair to jarringly zip upright so fast it vibrated#and screamed WHAT?!?!?! directly at my television#literally one more season of this would have been divine. that’s all it needed.#WHAT a scene to end it on too!!!!!#and cesare’s last line!!!!#god. GOD.#the good news is I have a LOT of ideas for fics#(or perhaps it’s terrible news depending on your constitution)#and I will absolutely be penning at least one of them this weekend#my husband has already agreed to watch it with me so that’s going to be amazing#I’m just going to be sitting here in a lisa simpson stupor for a bit first#what a show. WHAT A SHOW! glorious#3x10 really did blow me clean away tbh. so much to unpack in my stupor!#can’t wait to watch this shit again#lex does the borgias
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“AS YOU SINK INTO THE DARKNESS, CALL OUT HIS NAME, SEE IF HE REPLIES…OR IF YOU MUST HEAR THE ETERNAL SILENCE!”
YES!!! YES!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y E S S S S S S S!!!!!!
#NOT TWO EPISODES LATER AND THE PRISTINE WHITE PAPAL FROCK IS FINALLY COVERED IN BLOOD!!!!!#I CANT BELIEVE I GOT MY WISH#I HAVE BEEN WAITING!!!!!!!#OH AND WHAT A SCENE TO GET THERE#I HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO GIF FOR THIS SCENE AND THIS SCENE ALONE#I SCREAMED THE ENTIRE TIME#PANTING POPE JEREMY IRONS COVERED IN BLOOD FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUK#GET HIM DADDY!!!!!!#I HAD TO REWIND SO I COULD HEAR WHAT WAS YOU KNOW BEING SAID#the DELIVERY OF THAT LINE 🥴🥴🥴🥴#THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW#LITERALLY MADE IN A FACTORY FOR ME PERSONALLY#god and I haven’t event TOUCHED on all of the fine quality micheletto/cesare murder husbandry and of course#the developments with lucrezia and cesare#but WHEW#WHEEEEW BOY#okay. I’m fine. having a normal one nothing to see here#lex does the borgias
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BORGIAS SEASON 2 FINALE????????? HELLO?????????????????
#THEY POISONED MY EVIL HORRIBLE HUSBAND!!!!#NOOOOOOO!!! HE'S TOO SEXY!!!!!!!#I mean there’s another season so I’m guessing he’s alright but#NOOOOOOOOO#I mean he deserved it but NOOOOOOO#god the scene where rodrigo buried juan alone & with his own hands broke me into a million fucking pieces#and cesare’s confession!!! his steely-eyed conviction!!!#the conversation where rodrigo tells him he’s too much like himself which is why he always favored Juan#for how can a man love his own reflection#what a hell is this man's world where he is so self-loathing and so self-aware#and just as he’s about to forgive his son for killing his other son…THE BLOOD FROM EVERY ORIFICE#this episode. wow. this season. WOW .THIS SHOW#ONE BILLION EMMYS FOR MISTERS IRONS AND ARNAUD#it's all so beautifully done too#i am VERY excited and nervous about season 3#gotta savor it like a dessert because it's the last one#praying that my corrupt sexy pope zaddy pulls through#(im sure he will)#(gotta see that white papal frock covered in blood at some point too plz)#lex does the borgias
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borgias season 1 down - enamored with these terrible people and the way the relationships between them are written. all of the siblings are absolutely insane. delightful! (and micheletto! my beloved!) and the costumes! chefs kiss. v excited to see what happens next in this fiendishly horny and witty show.
#love love looooove seeing what a grand old time mr irons is clearly having playing this dispicable cunning perv of a pope#and ya know#he’s outlandishly sexy. OUTLANDISHLY.#I have to pause to hyperventilate/throw up at least once an episode#the shouty old man rasp makes me weak in the knees#and baby’s got jokes! his delivery is always golden#I also deeply enjoyed the 5 seconds of him eating 🐱 that was a nice heart attack for me personally#did I rewind? maybe so. was it more than once? who’s to say#anyway. season 2 here I come#lex does the borgias
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these confessional scenes are blowing me clean away. the shots of their faces through the barrier…the soft lighting…the proximity of their faces, so close they can feel each other’s breath without touching…the soul crushing intimacy of it all…
#I held my breath during the scene I just watched with cardinal cesare. incredibly sexy.#goddamn.#there was also a choice murder scene last episode. 2000/10#i fucking love this show#lex does the borgias
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oh my god the borgias!!
#WHAT A SHOW.#instantly hooked#and not just because of sexy pope jeremy irons#although he is responsible for multiple pauses for hyperventilation. my god. MY GOD.#peak fucking sexiness. like wow. the authority. the garb. the voice.#not a dry seat in the house folks#hello priest kink havent seen you for a while but glad to see you back in action and better than ever#so yeah this is my life now. sorry not sorry for the borgiasposting/ironsposting shit storm this blog is about to become#lex does the borgias#rodrigo borgia to be specific#heh heh heh#you think im insufferable now....
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ohhhhhhh my god. i have to learn how to gif so i can gif every single scene of jeremy irons in this show. i have gasped audibly no fewer than seven times in this single episode. he is literally breathtaking.
#this show was made in a factory for me personally#like this man is out here riding horses! and sucking on titties!! and eating pussy!!!!!!#are you kidding meeeeeeeeeee#holy father indeed. hnnnnnng#the old man of my dreams#i am going to need a break after this episode because my heart rate is rather high. good fucking god.#lex does the borgias
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