#preferably one that didnt need a booster seat for his own chunnin exam

[chadsuke]

#this man was all of 14 when his only support system died and hten went to work for Black Ops With Masks#like do you think that man knows Anything about how to human he was on the field while he still had milk teeth#when Minato got him he was legit 'this child the size of half my arm'#i cannot speify enough how much that warps what 'being a functioning peson' is#team sevens lucky he had dogs he went 'okay feed positive reinforcement make sure they dont trip over their own ambition to walk' and just#Went From There#like he'll show up with vegetables for naruto but also 'i was on my own by 8 bc my dad yknow Died so hes probably???#fine??'#this man looks at Sasuke and thinks back when he was 12 and his best friend had just died and he saw his eye in the mirror nad lowkey the#dogs were taking care of Him and goes 'hn he's probably good right? I'll just teach him something i always cried less when i learned#something '#'how am i supposed to know how kids work i dont even know how 'I' work doesnt even begin to fucking cover it Why Is This So Funny#everyone: poor kakashi he got the biggest gremlim kids with more issues than vogue#babes kakashi was the og he and the kids are just one big ball of what pray tell the fuck lilke hes Part of it he needs an adult#preferably one that didnt need a booster seat for his own chunnin exam#okay im done#just..its unhinged theyre All unhinged i love it#wtf i cant stop laughing#honestly Everything makes so much more sense

it’s baked into my understanding of kakashi hatake that he has absolutely no clue how children work and thats just part of team 7s dysfunction listen.

[aceyanaheim]

it’s baked into my understanding of kakashi hatake that he has absolutely no clue how children work and thats just part of team 7s dysfunction listen.