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krysmcscience · 2 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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proselles · 3 months ago

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alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

#and he was so fucking real for that #if i created the best old man yaoi ever and people shipped fucking BILLDIP instead??????#i would devote years of my life to remedying that as fast as possible #yall dont even understand i would be irate #imagine someone shipping ur 12yo self insert with ur uncle's weird ex from another dimension #toxic yaoi fr fr #gravity falls #billford #bill cipher #ford pines #dipper pines #alex hirsch #after the owl house cancellation too ik disneys begging him for a s3 #and hes holding it over their heads while curating a gravity falls mania that hasnt been seen since the tumblr dark days #my posts #text post

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paintedcrows · 2 months ago

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Thief

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starjunkyard · 4 months ago

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Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards

#Drawing this was so fuckingfunny because house is so absolutely into this HHEKELALLAOAPPPAOSJHHAGHEHU #Yes i tried to draw this homoerotic as possible but simultaneously house by nature would be SO into this i dont even get a say in it #LOOK AT HIS FACE #Wilson would get MAD mad and house would be like “😳😳😏😏” Hes such a little freak. What fucking ever #House needed to get jumped soooo bad chase swinging on his ass is still to date the best thing hes ever done in-show #Im not even sayingthis becayse i hate house i fucking love house actually one of my charactersof all time #But the shit this man pulls sometimes. Bro #like u need to get jumped. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD #johan being crazy about yaoi md #johan's scrapbook #house md #house md fanart #hilson #hilson fanart #james wilson #gregory house

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diamondnokouzai · 2 years ago

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enkidu. enkidu.

they do not know you

as i knew you.

#.din #.txt #have you guys seen this. possibly the worlds first yaoi.

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vongulli · 1 year ago

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Buggy doodles!!!!!!

#Art #one piece #buggy #buggy the clown #LOOOVE THIS GUY #hes so silly #always love me a clown/jester/circus esque character ALWAYS #im no where near the crossguild stuff yet but. what a win for old men yaoi possibilities

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suntails · 1 year ago

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echo

#its the way baul called sebek a human with such disdain and sebek looked so HURT. and thats exactly what he does #it's the way this is his chance to face the music. to realize what he has accidentally carried forward in attitude towards everyone else #it's SEBEK TIME BABEYYYYYYYY it's SEBEKKY NATION!!!! the relationship and similarities between sebek and baul are SO interesting AGHHHH #cannot possibly overstate how floored and overjoyed i was that bauls design was getting put in canon. not even in an event #in the MAIN STORY. as an IMPORTANT CHAR im WHEEZING #sebek's internalized everything is so important to his char. yes we KNOW hes annoying and mean. its bc he hasnt gotten his ARC YET this is #GGRGGAHGAHHAHAHAH #twst #twisted wonderland #twst spoilers #book 7 spoilers #sebek zigvolt #baul zigvolt #oh Also shoutout to all the old man yaoi coming from this update. i appreciate it so much #lilibaul nation #suntails

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spro-o · 6 months ago

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good evening house md fandom 🍷

#I love this old man so much you have no idea #I will contain myself as much as possible but by god is it difficult #house md #house md fanart #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #house x wilson #gregory house fanart #james wilson fanart #old man yaoi

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wyrmwright · 7 months ago

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bro he does NOT want to hear you practice your villain monologue

#jaceporter #fantasy high #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fh spoilers #porter cliffbreaker #jace stardiamond #starbreaker #see starbreaker sounds so cool i think it might be TOO cool for them #the worst coworker situationship in all the realms #obsessed with all possible dynamics between these two with what we know #literal hubris and his on-call spell slots #teacher's lounge toxic yaois go crazy #At a certain point all-consuming and self-cannibalistic conquest and love becomes one in the same on the path to divine ascension 🤷‍♀️#whether u throw any genuine feelings in the mix or its all transactional and messy im eating it with both hands #i do love a jace that hates his life tho #like i want this Bad Thing that has happened to exacerbate all of his worst qualities #I Jace to have been everything comes easy.Never has to teach. then gets fucking pulled into Porter's orbit Get Ready To Clock In Magic Boy

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pterodach · 2 months ago

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How much do you want them traumatized? Yes

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mischievous-thunder · 1 month ago

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*During the "enemy" phase of the "enemies to lovers" trope*

Logan, to the owner of a cafe just before leaving: I saw a dirty rat eating in the corner while I was trying to enjoy my food.

Wade, the owner who's already become enamored with Logan: I feel honoured to be the one to let you know that the event you experienced is called looking at yourself in the mirror.

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fashionredalert · 3 months ago

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I want old cranky madatobi who have nothing better to do than be achy and blind and snippy with one another whilst working seamlessly together to make snacks and maybe dinner if they're feeling frisky.

Tobirama loves his tea as bitter as his soul and Madara likes his sweet and he never hears the end of it when he kisses Tobirama with lips sticky with too sweet honey.

Tobirama falls asleep in his chair in the middle of reading a scroll, out loud because Madara demands story time (the scroll is actually a formula for yet *another* forbidden jutsu) since his eyes finally went kapoot, and Madara blindly kicks him awake and it sparks an argument which leads to Madara hauling Tobirama to bed.

Tobirama makes quips about Madara failing to get his dick hard and Madara hisses at him and tell him to shut the fuck up because he hears divorce is far less complicated now than it was when they first married 57 years ago and he could find a mistress any time he wanted and Tobirama just rolls his eyes but let's himself be bullied into bed because he's always ran cold and Madara knows better than to sleep anywhere else but beside him.

Madara hisses when Tobirama tucks his icy feet where he pleases but doesn't pull away, even when he starts to snore obnoxiously loud.

#old men yaoi #you KNOW they divorced and remarried multiple times #each one nastier than the other #Hashirama doing his brotherly duty of fist fighting Madara in the streets each time #Mito spends time with Tobirama creating the most fucked up jutsu possible #madatobi #mdtb #senju tobirama #uchiha madara #senju hashirama #uzumaki mito #i need this you guys #writing #my writing

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katiekatdragon27 · 3 months ago

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Guys what is this book and what is the Bill on it? All I know is gay shapes-

A. Sphere: I'm not calling you "Good Boy" A. Square, that court case was SHIT.

Me earlier: Wow! The Book of Bill just came out, that's cool ig.

Everyone recently: *being super active in the tag, watching the movies, relogging and liking my art*

Me: *me carrying some small doodles over* WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???

Thanks for bringing me back to brainrot by spam-liking all my old posts guys I forgive none of you (/J I LOVE YOU ALL)

More stuff below cut (BE WARNED NEW FLAT-PEOPLE SOME OF IT IS LOWKEY SPOILERY):

A. Square and A. Faux Line: Damn, that circle kinda a hottie- ...

I had this silly idea after my 29374th time watching Flatland that a majority of the first part of the movie is just A. Sphere watching all the shit go down like the worst telenovela you've ever seen. Also, that A. Line was originally going to be the apostle, but... uh... she can't really do that anymore, so he banks all his money on A. Square.

Also, I thought it would be super funny of A. Square and A. Faux Line both crushed on A. Sphere when he first showed up lol. Crazy smooth priest spawns and everyone swoons.

Older Hex doodles too. I love Hex, they're such a real one the whole time. With all the faults of Sphereland, I do like Hex maining in that one. But I also like picking and choosing which things I take as canon in my own work, so you get young adult Hex with their totally not-romantically-involved-with-at-all partner Punto (P. Octagon).

It's been a bit since Flatland happened in this hypothetical, so A. Square's still around. He's trying to be supportive of his masc-nonbinary kid who likes kissing boys, but still has to be annoying with dad jokes and the occasional backhanded compliment. He means well tho.

A. Tesseract: Hello A. Square!

A. TESSERACT OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU POOKIE <3333. She's probably one of my most favorite ocs I've made (and the one that gets the most art <3) She's also the one I feel the least awkward about shoving into the source material lol. I yearn to work on A Heightlander's Escape again, but we'll see.

I just wanted to draw something cute between her and A. Square. She may or may not be the voice at the end of the movie hmmmmmmmm.

At least A. Square would end up in good hands.

"There is always something beyond. There is always INFINITY."

Just a little doodle of smth I may or may not render cuz I really like how it looks. There is always something greater after all.

Thank you all for the recent support on those old-ish drawing, y'all made my week tbh. I have a new AU cooking for this so look forward to that lol. Have a good one :)))