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Gullible

Art for The Fallout Demo

Artist Unknown

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Structurally, Heathcliff in its present form is just shitty referential meme humour where 90% of the time the punchline is "laugh because you recognise this reference", except the memes it's referencing exist only in the author's head, which explains basically everything about why Tumblr is into it.

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wait do you read homestuck omg

Vriska did nothing wrong

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Nine massive explosions three at a time, in rapid succession shook every corner of the area we live in. All this madness… just to target a group of journalists?! And the explosions are still continuing, one after another, even as I write this post.

The assassination of journalists Mohammed Qreiqaa, Anas Al-Sharif, and three others is not just a crime… it is a clear message: the occupation wants to silence the truth and eliminate its witnesses.

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Just bought a fallen empire off temu

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The entire Al Jazeera crew in Gaza City was assassinated, including its reporters and cameramen:

Reporter: Anas Al-Sharif

Reporter: Mohammed Qreiqah

Cameraman: Ibrahim Zaher

Cameraman: Mo’men Alwiyeh

Crew driver: Mohammed Noufal

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at the function is standing silently behind people while they're talking like a figure you notice lurking ominously in the background in photographs years after the event and later discover that i actually died there 20 years ago

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they need to start making epileptic-safe versions of movies and music videos and video games and I'm dead fucking serious

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Now that Israel has destroyed almost all housing units in Gaza, it is now striking the tents where displaced Palestinians have taken refuge. At least 19 people were killed and dozens injured today in an Israeli attack on refugee tents in Gaza, an area Israel has designated a safe zone.

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where's that tweet about how unfortunately it isn't illegal for people to have bad taste and you can't punish them for it

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i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.

there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.

anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.

A Better World - create an alternate history timeline

Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game

Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet

Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games

Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones

Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy

ZenGM - simulate sports

Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi

IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)

Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface

The Cafe & Diner - mystery game

The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game

Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions

Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game

Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game

Miniconomy - player driven economy game

Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes

BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators

Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil

Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.

if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.

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sick w covid and we don’t get sick pay at work, if anyone would be willing to help me order some lunch to eat I would be greatly appreciative 😖😖

my v*nmø is covidnineteen, c*sh*pp is 66kat66

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To everyone who is free on Tumblr: We are dying of hunger, I swear to God 😢😭am multiple vetted u can check that under the post

#WE WANT DAILY 60$ TO BUY SOME FOOD PLZ HELP US

* we are struggling to survive — starving to death.

* Donations are slow, and we can't afford to buy anything.

* No aid, no income, no food, no medicine.

* 10 people living in a single tent — with nothing to eat

🔗 [https://gofund.me/69d9ed7c]

✅vetted! #14 on gazavetters listed here

✅Vetted! #6 on @/gaza-evacuation-funds list here, #451 on vetted list by el-shab-hussien, MohAyesh and Nabulsi,

✅ vetted by bilal-sala7,

✅shared by @/90-ghost ,

✅Vetted Gaza Fundraiser List Number #20

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so bECAUSE OF THE PILOT TRAILER I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID "VIVZIEPOP HOMESTUCK ANIMATED SERIES PILOT TRAILER??!?" AND THEN HE WATCHED THE TRAILER ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

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sorry i can't make it my girlfriend's doing experiments on me again

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who want me