#senju hashirama

[ssnowysparkle]

[tags by @justsomeoneunordinary ]

#still screaming internally over this one#they way tbrm finally allows his emotions to show and to fall apart once hsrm is close#and the way hsrm catches him and holds him close#hop on board of the feels train bc this one is driving right home#i don't hate butsuma bc the founders era isn't just black and white but it's grey for everyone#but i do love seeing him die by the hand of one of his sons#AND SEEING HIM SMILING PROUDLY AT SAID SON FOR GOING THROUGH WITH IT AAAAHHH

[oh-no-its-bird]

Alright chat it's time to think ab the valentines prompts !!!! I am thinking. I am having thoughts.

Love at First Bite

Vampire au OR Kakashi resisting his hashtag Hatake instincts to bite people he loves (??)

Or . Kakashi keeps biting people, so specifically to get him to stop, Sakumo lies and says in Hatake culture, biting someone is like a proposal. And if they bite back ur married now. And you wouldn't want to get married, now would u Kakashi? And Kakashi is like "oh no but I already bit Obito, what does that mean D:" and Sakumo is like "Well, I guess that means u proposed. That's so embaressing for u which is why u shouldn't do it again."

Then Obito bites Kakashi in a fight and Kakashi screams in horror bc they have to get MARRIED NOW !!!!!!!!

Otome Game / Affectionate Meter

(Aka Tobirama's personal hell)

Romance sim no jutsu fic where Tobirama wakes up to find otome game mechanics (affection meter and dialogue options) have been added to his life. He despairs.

Thisd just be the romance sim no jutsu au I talked about a while ago tbh

Incubi / Succubus

Incubus Kakashi who's super low key about it. He actually isn't really into sex but bc he can feed off ambient sexual energy, he basically just snacks on the energy radiating off of icha icha all day and is... okish.

Or like. He's not even a fr incubus but the Hatake bloodline limit is actually smthn comparable to that. So he uses it as an example of what it's like.

Obito finds out and loses his fucking mind bc KAKASHI SEX DEMON REAL????? He becomes convinced that he's obsessed w Kakashi bc Kakashi worked his freaky incubus magic on him. Also this means it's suddenly ok for him to be super horny ab Kakashi but he swears it's ONLY bc hes a sex demon, ok?????? He literally can't control it u guys this isn't on him. It's not. He swears.

Meanwhile, Kakashi: *literally just standing there, the only visible skin his hands toes and like a third of his face*

My heart is in your hand (literally)

Regina Mills type beat where person A has person B's heart and can use it to command them. Thinking either mdtb or iztb, but obkk could make for an interesting one just bc of Obito's heart seals.

Festival of love

Senju fuck fest. That's it. That's the fic. The Senju have a festival and the main event is an orgy. The fic itself is just the Madara and Izuna reaction to this terrible, terrible knowledge. The Uchiha are way more conservative and legit horrified at this information. Unfortunately they also JUST signed the peace treaty and village plans so they are now burdened w the knowledge that the annual senju orgy WILL be happening within village walls.

There's no actual smut its pure reaction and implication

U guys get to choose which one you wanna see as a one shot, choose wisely pls

[lislemons]

naruto characters as posts that remind me of them pt 2 (please don’t murder me for the shisui one thanks)

[junsui4089]

How to make dad cry

[lilshoots]

Pride month is over, everyone.

Let's be ashamed again😔

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-P

[rennelelorren]

Pov Senju brothers being chaotic sibs:

[hewoweens]

some guys with colors

[allqamiz]

Dream

[raisinbunn]

gmorbib i’m alive.. work and class are kicking my ass have this redraw warmup/wip

a redraw of this btw

[fashionredalert]

I want old cranky madatobi who have nothing better to do than be achy and blind and snippy with one another whilst working seamlessly together to make snacks and maybe dinner if they're feeling frisky.

Tobirama loves his tea as bitter as his soul and Madara likes his sweet and he never hears the end of it when he kisses Tobirama with lips sticky with too sweet honey.

Tobirama falls asleep in his chair in the middle of reading a scroll, out loud because Madara demands story time (the scroll is actually a formula for yet *another* forbidden jutsu) since his eyes finally went kapoot, and Madara blindly kicks him awake and it sparks an argument which leads to Madara hauling Tobirama to bed.

Tobirama makes quips about Madara failing to get his dick hard and Madara hisses at him and tell him to shut the fuck up because he hears divorce is far less complicated now than it was when they first married 57 years ago and he could find a mistress any time he wanted and Tobirama just rolls his eyes but let's himself be bullied into bed because he's always ran cold and Madara knows better than to sleep anywhere else but beside him.

Madara hisses when Tobirama tucks his icy feet where he pleases but doesn't pull away, even when he starts to snore obnoxiously loud.

[oh-no-its-bird]

Trying to write here before and after me chapter 3 but I keep getting side tracked by more "the plants tell Hashirama to kill" content

Anyways.

Ugh, you spoil a plant by bringing them inside for winter one time, and suddenly, all the other plants are keeping you up at night, begging to share the warmth. Honestly, Hashirama was doing this for his best interests! After all, the only way to make some plants whispers shut the hell up was to bring them as close as possible. Give them somewhere nice and warm, a couple spritzy's from a water bottle, and maybe the occasional blood of an enemy for fertilizer, and they were easy as pie to manage. Nice and sweet for him, like a docile kitten who'd finally been fed.

I hope u guys are ready for a chapter opener of unasked for Senju clan culture lore bc that is what u are getting

[instant-bull]

"Tobirama, say hello!" Hashirama beckoned, trying to push his Otouto towards the newcomers. Tobirama let out a barely audible sound and ducked away, hiding behind his brother. "Come on, Otouto, it's impolite..." his Anija whispered. Maybe he was right. Perhaps Tobirama was being rude, not greeting the esteemed guests from the Fire Country's capital. But he couldn't bring himself to speak. Not even under the threat of Chichiue's wrath.

[junsui4089]

7/7

[lilshoots]

More old things!!!

[lislemons]

naruto characters and posts that reminded me of them part 4