#starbreaker

[grayvamp]

DO NOT try to eat yogurt in the barbarian classroom at 3am

(EDIT: fixed the shadows on Gilear plz rb this version lol)

[atherea]

happy pride love loses <3

[teabagtoaster]

unfortunately their ill-advised-casual-workplace-situationship-gone-wrong compels me

[emiko-matsui]

i love d20 fans that are upset that people are saying jace and porter are fucking in love because they're bad people who have manipulated children. like, you're gonna be upset people are shipping problematic old men together? here? on the shipping problematic old men site?

[a-salty-alto]

Ok the thing about "Jace is evil because he's fucking Porter" is that in most other fandoms that would be a fandom in-joke to simplify a more complex potential relationship because basically we know about them is they always show up together and Jace seems to be putting up with a lot re: The Rat Grinders

But the thing about Fantasy High is that Brennan said Porter's only evil because it was funny

And Jace is only with Porter all the time because they were like the two established teachers who weren't dead who COULD show up at the cafeteria in episode 3

So on a Meta level, Jace is only evil because Porter is evil, and since things can become canon because they're funny, "Jace is evil because he and Porter are fucking" is plausible in universe because it's basically why he's evil on a meta level

[brennansdice]

brennan: after five years, i'm finally confirming that porter and jace are evil

the fandom: so, you're saying that they're banging?

[kindlespark]

there's a look on your face i would like to knock out

[lucyfrostblade]

kipperlilly really must be wondering why porter got to murder his partner and he came back but the girl she was in a toxic lesbian situationship with decided to stay dead after she murdered her

[pizzacastella]

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

[grayvamp]

God's favorite bitch wife.

[hexaes]

jacejacejaceporter. if you even care

[undefeatedcrabking]

ok I know the official story is porter killed jace and possessed him with a shatter star but I am electing to believe in toxic old man yaoi for the sake of my own joy

[stilin-ski]

you’re gonna look me in the eye and tell me Porter never grinned manically between kisses and muttered “I’m gonna be a God, baby.” to Jace? that Jace didn’t spend hours proving just how much he already worshiped him? Get out of here.

[emiko-matsui]

part seven or something of this

+ bonus

[barbiemenslayer69]

Guys you aren't ready for this shit. I just looked up how tall goliaths are and Porter is literally SO SHORT! Brennan says he's like 6'6, which is tall for most races and really tall for earth genasi, BUT FOR GOLAITHS!! THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS 4 INCHES SHORTER THAN AVERAGE HEIGHTS FOR GOLAITHS!!

Porter is the equivalent of a 5'6 man, and I need you guys to recognize this.

[lydiacatfish]

Knowing that Zara is a Celestial Warlock whose patron is her lover, and assuming Porter and Jace were fucking, I have decided that the reason Porter got close to Zara was so he could learn how to set up that sort of warlock contract post-deification with his boytoy