#Mito spends time with Tobirama creating the most fucked up jutsu possible

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I want old cranky madatobi who have nothing better to do than be achy and blind and snippy with one another whilst working seamlessly together to make snacks and maybe dinner if they're feeling frisky.

Tobirama loves his tea as bitter as his soul and Madara likes his sweet and he never hears the end of it when he kisses Tobirama with lips sticky with too sweet honey.

Tobirama falls asleep in his chair in the middle of reading a scroll, out loud because Madara demands story time (the scroll is actually a formula for yet *another* forbidden jutsu) since his eyes finally went kapoot, and Madara blindly kicks him awake and it sparks an argument which leads to Madara hauling Tobirama to bed.

Tobirama makes quips about Madara failing to get his dick hard and Madara hisses at him and tell him to shut the fuck up because he hears divorce is far less complicated now than it was when they first married 57 years ago and he could find a mistress any time he wanted and Tobirama just rolls his eyes but let's himself be bullied into bed because he's always ran cold and Madara knows better than to sleep anywhere else but beside him.

Madara hisses when Tobirama tucks his icy feet where he pleases but doesn't pull away, even when he starts to snore obnoxiously loud.