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congratulations with the release!!! by the way, i just wanna ask what would the ros set as the killer's contact name before and after they got together?
j park: [MCās nickname]š¤ / ģźø°ģ¼š
t kaufmann: dr. hottieš„µ / mineā¤ļø
vivienne malhotra: [MCās name] / lomlš
sebastiĆ”n navarro: mcdreamy / mi amorš
#asks#poor vivienne#she canāt even comprehend she can name the MC something other than their actual name#letās forget the fact that smartphones donāt exist in the 80s#what lovely bones#bonnie nonnie#ro: j park#ro: t kaufmann#ro: vivienne malhotra#ro: sebastiĆ”n navarro
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The reason why mods that change the hair of DAI companions always seem weird is because the characters represent themselves through their appearances.
Sera had horrible bangs because she cut them with a knife and values function over form. Blackwall looks pathetic and unhealthy because heās been neglecting himself out of self-hatred. Solas is stupid and bald out of solidarity with ancient elvhen slaves. Cassandra... um... The Iron Bull has a buzz cut because itās military style. The only person who doesnāt really make sense is Vivienne. I thought she would have beautiful, wonderful hair. Maybe itās because sheās got to fit her hennin on her head. Or maybe no-one in Ostwick or Montsimmard knows how to take care of natural hair? Based on the few characters we see from those locations, thatās plausible.
#dragon age#sera#sera dragon age#vivienne dragon age#vivienne de fer#madame vivienne#blackwall#blackwall dragon age#solas#solas dragon age#the iron bull#iron bull#dragon age inquisition#poor vivienne
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Am I the only one who thinks it's fucked up that the Mortalitasi are parading about King Markus's corpse...as opposed to letting the next in line rule??
He's alive in DAI - old, but very much flesh and blood - and we know this because the venatori use blood magic on him to get him under their control. So, what is he in DATV then? Are they implying that he's a lich? That he still has his mind? That they've got a spirit in there?
What do they gain from this? Cassandra's, what, 64th in line for the throne? So there's a bunch of potential heirs just hanging about -> potential heirs who want the crown because we know that Cassandra's parents were executed for trying to overthrow him.
Cassandra may not be fond of her family, but I can't imagine her letting this slide. This is the type of shit that gets an Exalted March called down on you! Especially if she's divine?! Nevarran's can be 'death-focused'* yes, but they let the living rule and not the dead.
It's their belief that when their soul passes through the Fade it results in a spirit being displaced - so they have the Mortalitasi find the spirit a new home in the Necropolis. That is their job - they maintain the Necropolis and, according to DATV, sometimes deal with awry magic.
The potential relation to a Divine or the Head of the Seekers, the King of Nevarra, is having his corpse puppeted about by a mage...and no one seems to care?!
Is this not super fucked up to anyone else?!!!
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Edit - I put this down in the tags but I think it's important to point out: In all the previous games up to this point not once has a mage, manipulating a corpse like this, ever been portrayed as quirky or funny. This is not the norm of what the Mortalitasi are supposed to do - they honour the dead they do not puppet them.
Thedas is a world very strongly intertwined with faith, especially the Chantry. It is Nevarra's attitudes towards death and their burial practices that distinguishes it from other Andrastian nations - they still have the Chantry, the Templars, and the Circle of Magi just as the rest of Southern Thedas has.
It's impossible to imagine any Divine (Leliana, Cassandra, or Vivienne) hearing of this occurring and not taking action against this. It's extremely strange that Emmrich bemoans that half the nobility know this has occurred when this action should be seen as nothing short of an abomination to the faithful - including Emmrich.
#*death-focused in that some nobles spend most of their worldly fortunes on tombs for their corpses after death.#is it supposed to be: 'quirky Nevarra with their undead - even their King is undead'?#yeah it could be a 'throwaway line' for a gag from Emmrich#āoh poor Markus is falling apart we need to give him a kick to restartā#i dunno Emmrich - it's giving me Leandra vibes and i don't like it!#in every single other game in the series when a mage uses a corpse for their own gain like this its never been portrayed as quirky or funny#they're puppeting his corpse about? the king of a country?!#is he in there still?!!#Cassandra wouldn't allow this!#the game has no politics in it but when it does its pfft gone in the wind with no explanation#and its completely nonsensical#if there's a reason for this in-game then its just not explained at all - i shouldn't have to read supplemental material#in order to understand what happening in game#or maybe let me ask questions??#Cassandra / Leliana / or Vivienne would not let this slide at all for however long its been going on#btw i'm mentioning them taking action because it's implied that this has been going on for a while now#this could have been a cool plot point? uncovering the truth for the divine and finding someone behind the throne?#instead we get - 'big skeleton goes brrrr'#datv spoilers#datv critical#dragon age the veilguard#emmrich volkarin#cassandra pentaghast#veilguard critical
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Beautiful girl
#I love throwing my drawings onto random poor quality Pinterest backgrounds AHHGHHG itās fun.. immersive.#referenced āfrom a vivienne Westwood wedding dress#I keep putting Jane in vivienne westwood gowns#creepypasta#sweetart#creepypasta fanart#creepypasta art#Jane the killer#jane arkensaw#jane everlasting#jane richardson#art#creepypasta headcanons
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I'm very much looking forward to your Stolitz/HB is a bad musical essay. I've had my own thoughts on HH being subpar as far as a musical goes but never really felt like I had the knowledge on musicals as a narrative style nor as a music genre to do it much justice; excited to see you tackle the topic in regards to HB! š«”
I absolutely understand the hesitation. It isn't like I personally have a masters in Musical Theory, but I think we as a generation have had musical theories subliminally inculcated into our psyche from the sheer amount of exposure that we can understand what makes a good musical and recognize when those qualities are simply not there. No one has reservations talking about how bad Wish was as a musical, and what I am finding in my own deep-dive for this essay is that Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel suffer the same issues as Wish. The lead in music being Sam Haft who is not a musical theatre composer and frankly doesn't understand how musical theatre functions on a fundamental level.
For a small preview of a major point in my essay that I plan on expanding much more, Helluva and Hazbin completely lack an understanding of musical diegesis. This may be a new term for some. Diegesis is most often referenced in how music interplays within a movie or film.
Most of the time the music is not diegetic to the story. When we have big moments in our media with that swelling emotional music, we don't think that there is an orchestra just off screen playing this music for these characters. We are aware the music is an external component to the story. In this way, the music is most often not diegetic to the narrative.
Of course that isn't always the case. Take for example Guardians of the Galaxy and how the films utilize their soundtrack. Starting the movie off, we hear Come and Get Your Love as we would hear any other soundtrack, only for Peter Quill to remove his headphones and the music can be heard playing faintly over them. That makes the song Diegetic.
Another example is Shrek. All of the pop songs in the films are non-diegetic, but there are diegetic songs in, say, Shrek 2 with the Fairy Godmother singing Holding Out for a Hero.
To pull back to more direct inspiration, Happy Day in Hell is nothing more than an embarrassing parody of Beauty and the Beast's opening number Belle. However, Belle is non-diegetic. The Townspeople are singing their thoughts and feelings, but that is not what literally is happening. And Belle turning at the end isn't supposed to be taken as literally the town coming to a halt just to follow her and talk about how weird she is, but that the town as a collective sees her as an outsider and she gets that sixth sense sort of feeling of people judging her. Because they are, they just don't say anything. That is a key crux for the film.
Every single song in Helluva Boss and Hazbin are diegetic. We know this because Vaggie tells Charlie not to sing and we are told by Angel Dust explicitly that Charlie is, in fact, physically singing. Stolas' song ends with Stella telling Stolas to stop singing. Striker, Verosika, Moxxie, Stolas, Fizzarolli, Glitz & Glam, and Asmodeus all sing as a part of a literal performance.
In fact, Hazbin goes out of its way to shoehorn in-universe reasons to have a song rather than just allowing the world to exist in that heightened reality. Additionally, by having the songs explicitly being legitimate songs in the world, we actually face more issues with the world building because on one hand Vaggie is begging Charlie to not sing and is struggling with the secondhand embarrassment, only for the denizens of Hell to join in? Except the world has established that singing is not something people just do. It is the one time the criticism of "Why is everyone singing" and "How do you all know the words?" Are legitimately valid questions.
This all screams insecure and shows a clear discomfort with the genre of musical theatre as a whole. There is no depth of understanding how music in musicals function, just like Wish.
That isn't even touching on how San Haft's lyricism is identical to Wish's worst numbers with how he just borks the internal structure and meter of his songs.
#vivziepop critical#helluva boss critical#helluva boss criticism#helluva boss critique#hazbin hotel critical#vivienne medrano#vivziepop criticism#vivziepop#spindlehorse critical#sam haft critical#sam haft is a really poor lyricist#ask and answer#musical theory#musical theatre
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Touch his daughter and you are f*cked š„
#fictional characters#fanart#drawing#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel spoilers#hazbin hotel#badass#ibispaint art#ibispaintx#lucifer morningstar#charlie morningstar#morningstar family#hell#hellās coming with me#poor manās poison#viviziepop#vivienne medrano#helluva boss#princes of hell
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my baby..
(my edit)
#hazbin hotel#angel dust#husker hazbin hotel#husk hazbin hotel#huskerdust#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel vvv#alastor hazbin hotel#charlie hazbin hotel#vivienne medrano#vivziepop#poor angel#cherry bomb#hazbin hotel spoilers#the cover illustration is not mine
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The way my jaw drop after seeing that little girl dress up as niffty and the fact that her mother even said she wasnāt allowed to watch it until sheās older is fuck up like maāam anybody with common sense would know that having their child cosplaying a adult character who is boy crazy and literally enjoys stabbing things is messed up and embarrassing for the childš
Yeah, I genuinely don't understand why the mother dressed her toddler as Niffty for the con!
I was born in the mid 2000s before Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss were a thing. My parents raised me in a loving environment and they did their best to teach me to use words with patience when I was diagnosed with autism.
I grew up with Baby Einstein, The Backyardigans, Veggietales, Disney, Nintendo, Star Wars (through LEGO games), Batman (again, through LEGO games), My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (I only watch from season 1 to the beginning of season 7), Transformers Prime, Transformers Animated (I watch the episodes in a random order on YouTube when I first discovered the show), Gravity Falls, and Five Nights at Freddy's (through Markiplier's gameplay thumbnails).
If parents are purposefully making their kids watch HH or HB, then that automatically makes them ABSOLUTE FAILURES AS PARENTS! THIS MOTHER SHOULDN'T BRING HER CHILD HERE WHEN ITS ABOUT HH OR HB! AS A RESULT, SHE IS AN ABSOLUTE FAILURE AS A MOTHER!
If adults are encouraging kids to watch both shows, then they should all be ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES! I am looking at you, Amir Talai, Erika Henningsen, and especially Vivienne Medrano! Y'all think it is okay for kids to watch both shows when it is NOT!
Grown adults' brain are fully developed, and yet they still don't know how to be responsible to children!
If I have children in the future, I will not let them watch both shows or bring them in the con when it is about HH or HB because of the horrible messaging here!
#anti hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel niffty#anti vivziepop#amir talai#erika henningsen#vivienne medrano#lvl up expo#bad parenting#poor kids#poor kiddos
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I need a scene in Apology Tour where Verosika and Stolas are talking about BlitzĆø and she's like "Oh so you two broke up- I guess he was the one who left. He always did that, every time I tried to have a serious conversation or I was threatening to dump him he would simply leave the room like... you know, you'd wish he'd react?? Say something?? I always tried to make him start a fight, shout, maybe hit something so at least I would've known he cared??? Wanted to save the relationship??? But noooooo he would just leave undisturbed. Guess he dumped you in silence too, huh?" and Stolas there like
#the screaming was A GOOD THING???#live owl reaction#he must have been very fucking hurt and mad and confuse#poor nestling is confused#not that it would've been a good reaction#of course#but you know... for blitzĆø's standards...#i mean he may have some regrets and bitterness about it but he leaves if something doesnt go right#they told him fizz didnt want to see him and he stopped trying even if it hurt#things started getting bad with verosika so he ditched her while she was sleeping and stole her car#changed city name and everything#he sure as hell did not go back āhomeā to what remained of the circus#he can detach himself pretty well from emotional situations not because he doesnt care but because he thinks NO ONE TRULY CARES about HIM#he is always the expendable one people are probably better off without him#helluva boss#blitzĆø#helluva boss blitz#vivienne medrano#vivziepop#stolas#stolitzĆø
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All of the Hazbin Hotel charactersā designs are bad beyond belief but imo the icing on the sour cake is Alastor. Who the hell(no pun intended) thought this shit was fucking okay?
I mean just look at his ass:
Who tf looked at this and thought āyup, seems legitā what is going on with his silhouette? His hair? His face(which Iāll be getting back to later bc I mean OH GOD)? His outfit? š¤® You expect me to be happy with this? Also why the hell is he so skinny? He makes the Disney Princesses look healthy and realistic in comparison, because damn.
And thatās not even getting into the sheer anti-Blackness that goes into his character and thus his design: him being an evil cannibalistic voodoo practitioner, with his Blackness slapped onto him as a less minute attempt to make his portrayal seem ānot racistā well guess what BitchziePop, it is. The man is supposedly half-Black on his motherās side, and yet he does NOT look Black at all. He does not have Black features, nor Afro-textured hair, what a goddamn JOKE. *he also does not have a Black/biracial voice actor. so much for diversity I suppose.
And donāt even get me started on that big ass, creepy ass, goofy ass grin:
Oh dear.
#anti-hazbin hotel#anti-vivziepop#anti-vivienne medrano#āalastor is a girlās girl!ā if by that you mean the girls are running away screaming at his stank ass breath and poor dental hygiene#then yes that he is#tw cannibalism#itās my turn to get on the hh hate train#racism#anti-blackness
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Welcome to the cringe corner! I am unwell :)
#every day I am reminded that I have poor taste in men#this is my official apology post haha#art#inquisitor#cullen#marissa trevelyan#dorian#vivienne#solas#varric#i feel like that one picture of shinji from evangelion on the chair when I post stuff like this#please do not come for me both cullen fans and cullen haters#in other news knight enchanter is the funnest mage class to play#dragon age inquisition
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I'm on my knees!! Thank u so much for letting me play as a murder-happy protagonist for once, I'm finally living my true crime dreams. One question, will there be any love triangle routes here? I can't help but think the drama will be extra scrumptious here
thank you, dear bonnie! i exist to present a door of escapism for all you dexter/hannibal/true crime fans out there š«¶š»
to answer your question: yes, i do have a love triangle route plan and suffice to say that itās gonna be juicy asf š¤
at first, i planned to make it between J and sebas but upon reflection, i think sebas will have too little self-confidence to even try pursuing MC when he finds out his opponent is their borderline insane childhood best friend. the real deal will be J vs the detective because J isnāt about to lose to a two-penny hotshot detective and the detective will have too much fun rising to the challenge of making the MC choose them.
do i think itās going to become an angsty little emotional shit show as everyone gets too involved and hearts break one by one? yes, but i will never turn down a challenge to make my characters suffer as much as possible š
#asks#poor sebas#heās already gone through hell and i canāt put him through the wringer again by involving him in a LT š#and vivienne has enough self-preservation to know that making an enemy of someone who carries multiple knives on them is not a good idea#oh iām going to enjoy putting kaufmann through heartaches when they realise theyāre in love after all š¤#meanwhile J is thinking of thirty different ways to dispose of them š#what lovely bones#bonnie nonnie#ro: j park#ro: t kaufmann#ro: vivienne malhotra#ro: sebastiĆ”n navarro#interactive fiction
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look at what i found on google lol
these is the same picture lmao
i dont usually like to repost things but i had to
this is such a cool parallel
#i feel like vaggie and moxxie would get along#poor vaggie#poor moxxie#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#hellaverse#vivsiepop#vivienne medrano#parallels
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"i miss when the companions were mean" u guys cant even handle a woman who is a companion come on now .
#u cant handle vivienne u cant handle sera u cant handle MORRIGAN u cant even handle isabela most of the time . what are you talking abt#dannie.txt#at this point they cant even handle any of the women in veilguard because 'oh shes too bubbly . but also taash is too mean . but also neve#is too cynical . and has poor delivery . harding is too nice' WHAT DO YOU WANT THEN ? ? ?
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okay bc im playing on casual i have a bit more flexibility with my party make up (meaning i dont need to have cassandra and blackwall, my tanky warrior bodyguards with me 24/7)
and like. after we get to skyhold i wanna do an all mage party for a bunch of side quests where i know i dont need a warrior or rogue. just for the roleplay aspect. if they dont already hate mages they will after dealing with the cunty attitudes of vivienne, solas, dorian and my vir
#EVERYONE is just arguing constantly#giving all the advisors major headaches#poor cullen trying to detox off lyrium while vivienne and solas are arguing loudly about the circle and vir is making it worse
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Azura with vivienne: KILL KILL KILL KIIIIIILLLL!!!!
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Azura with Wyrm: *holding him in her hand* smol boy, tiny, tiny sweet boi, Boethia stop staring youāre scaring him!
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