#hazbin hotel vvv

[evevsy]

The Vees ✦

[barkeroodle]

Did someone order a silly TV man

[chapal-patate-chaparu]

Thank you @mininoiibat for accidentally motivating me to post some shitpost here Here are my favourite Hazbin Hotel gremlins !

They're so beautiful-

[xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx]

Y’know, sometimes you just want to fuck a TV. And you know who doesn’t ask questions? Tumblr. Tumblr fucks that TV with you.

[peachedtvs]

So we all know Valentino and his strange saliva, that pinkish liquid that drools out his mouth

We also know that whenever Valentino kisses someone his saliva is transferred into their mouth too, which is seen in Poison (not explicitly), and when Valentino kisses Vox

Now before Stayed Gone began, Vox is talking with Valentino completely clean

And then right when the song begins, vox emerges again and THERE IS THE SALIVA. VOX HAD A 'Goodluck baby boy' KISS OF ENCOURAGEMENT TO SING HIS DISTRACK

Not EVEN to mention how Vox is seen with his saliva a LOT, like at the end of Poison. LOOK AT VOX WHEN HE SEES ANGEL, his smile drops and he teleports away. He's a jealous lil man like VOX IS SO NEEDY FOR VALENTINO HE NEEDS KISSES ALL THE TIME

I legit bet tv man gets whiny if Valentino doesn't give in too

THIS MAN IS A NEEDY BOTTOM

[my-dark-lord]

*talking on the phone* Valentino: Remember how I said that Vox and I were gonna have a calm night out for once? Velvette: Yeah… Valentino: Well, we’re in jail. Velvette: *hangs up*

[vahmedohsos]

Vox, being attacked for a fight he started: SHIT- VAL? VELVETTE?! GET THIS BASTARD OFFA ME!

Velvette, barging in: HEY! Step away from the idiot!

Valentino, with bad eyesight, following her: Which one do I shoot?

Vox: THE ONE WHO'S WINNING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!

[shineogyy]

The VVV family

[mintish0]

“The future of Hell belongs to the vees”

[oakskull]

So. I watched Hazbin Hotel

I spent 6 and a half hours drawing this meme when I have an exam tommorrow and am also terribly sick. I use my time to my fullest I prommy

[evevsy]

chillout

[planetkram]

Velvette turned away so fast

She really said “Why am I friends with him..”

[chapal-patate-chaparu]

I'm having allergies in the middle of winter. Such pain deserves to be shared

[ryemiffie]

Alright I'm rewatching Hazbin Hotel right now and I noticed something in the background that I haven't seen anyone else mention

The Vees have an ice cream line! Of their faces! Like those stupid spongebob popsicles! Why does a tech company, a fashion company, and a porn production company need ice cream bars of the CEOs faces? Who wanted this?? Why does Vox keep a framed photo of it in his lobby??

And then I saw it again. The image shows up during the song Respectless, when Velvette sings "I'm the backbone of the Vees" the advertisement can be seen in the background with the other examples of why Velvette is the self proclaimed backbone

Now in this shot, we can see more clearly a logo in the corner of the advertisement that reads "Veets" as in Vee-treats, meaning they not only have ice creams of their faces, but they have an entire branch of their company dedicated to making sweets!

So since the image shows up again when Velvette is trying to display what she brings to the table of the Vees company, that makes me think that she was the one who came up with the idea of the face-sicles. And if that's true, I think that's actually adorable. Now I'm not sure if this bit is still canon but originally it was meant to be clear that Velvette was the youngest of the Vees, being specifically a young teen girl when she died.

So I like the idea that Velvette, being very young, loved those silly character popsicles when she was still alive, and in a moment of nostalgia insisted the Vees make some of their own. And of course Vox and Val went along with it no questions asked since they just can't say no to their bitchy evil daughter/business partner, plus it's good marketing right? Great way to appeal to the younger customer demographic!

Velvette is obviously very proud of this, and Vox is happy to see that Velvette is not only taking pride in but letting herself actually enjoy something more childish (a part of herself she doesn't usually let herself indulge in) so like a parent with their kid's report card, he frames the advertisement and proudly displays it in the voxtech lobby!

[29toohu]

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[mybirdis-theradiodemon]

I might have made a whole entire little comic on this post.. I did it all on my phone 🫠

(I had to put them one at a time bc my phone was being a little bitch)

Bonus: After the cookies came out of the oven

The quality went bye bye but I guess you can still read it 🤷