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kill me if you want, but I'm not a big fan of lasagne
#the fools nonsense#i am actively eating lasagne#its kinda torturous#its just... its just too much cheese....#and theres STILL leftovers and my sister is “letting me eat it”#pls im dying here
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drop any sore throat tips in the tags pls 🙏
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Call my ships 007 the way that they have 0 chemistry in canon, 0 fics on Ao3, and make me spend 7 hours a day thinking about them
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#HI SORRY I FORGET I HAVE OTHER SOCIALS…#trigun#trigun stampede#wolfwood#twitter is dying so im finally making an effort to respost things here#pls bear with me
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#the stanley parable#tsp#tspud#tsp narrator#tsp stanley#tsp fanart#tspud art#stanley parable ultra deluxe#stanley tsp#mariella tsp#tsp mariella#stanarrator#curiella#mariecurie#ccan we pls have more mariella and stanley duo comtent please#im dying . over here#muffysart
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i am SO NOT NORMAL about him again, lord help me
#the great mouse detective#tgmd#basil of bakerstreet#sherlock#sherlock holmes#tumblr pls i need you to validate me on this im dying here#this is what i do instead of fruity-posting#mouse sherlock my beloved
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Consummation Cooper Adams x Reader
Synopsis: Isolation and survival make you act in strange ways, but all is fair in love and violence.
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Cooper is keeping you in a remote and isolated location where he likes to play house with you and you cope by playing along.
Tags: NSFW 18+, drabble/short fic, breeding kink, dub-con, brief mentions of violence, Stockholm syndrome, shower sex, dark themes, by request, barely proofread, p-in-v intercourse, cr3Vm pie.
AN: Howdy! Breeding Kink isn't my thing, so I hope this satisfies all my freaks out there. Please note that this is considerably dark and not fluff. Tbh it will probably make you feel kinda icky (and slightly turned on?). I can't help it y'all I'm Ottessa Moshfegh pilled lol. Also important to note that Cooper is dead ass trying to knock you up in this. Like straight up. If you are looking for something more subtle this is not it I fear 😀. Enjoy!
con·sum·ma·tion (noun) 1: the action of making a marriage or relationship complete by having sexual intercourse." the eager consummation that follows a long and passionate seduction" 2: the point at which something is complete or finalized." the consummation of a sale"
Cooper’s hands always found their way into your hair. When you crawled your way into his morning shower, he sighed as he wrapped his fingers around your wet braid, big arms snaking around your naked waist and pulling you against him. His cheek rested perfectly on top of your head.
“Missed me?” He murmurs against your scalp.
“I was scared you weren’t coming back.” You confess, his chest fluttering against your cheek as he huffs a laugh. The very real possibility of Cooper leaving you here to rot makes you feel cold.
“Don’t be stupid. I’ll always come back to you.”
His hands always ended up in your hair, exactly like how your back always ended up pressed against cold shower tiles; Cooper’s body between your legs, his hand spreading and holding your knees open. You were both delighted and horrified that he could pin you against a wall so easily. The stretch of him pushing in and out of you dampens the horror until all you feel is the warmth of the delight; hazy, muted, heavy, and all over you.
You loved when he fucked you numb.
So numb, you no longer paid mind to the dried blood washing away from his body, thick ribbons of pink water swirling at his feet. There was no ankle monitor strapped against your flesh if he was rolling your clit in his mouth. His hands had taken an orgasm from you before they had held a knife to your throat.
When you held his face between your hands and begged him to cum inside you, it was a thinly veiled plea for your life—for him to put something in you that would keep him coming back. Something that would keep you alive.
With a string of expletives, he obliged. He held you like that for sometime after, lazily pulsing inside you, using the obscene, white leakage to rub his thumb over your swollen clit.
“It’ll take better if you finish, baby.” His labored breath flutters against your mouth as he presses his forehead against yours.
Without a gun to your head, you nodded with a greedy whimper. Your mind hummed with the thought of newlyweds eager to become first-time parents, Cooper rubbing lotion over the taught skin of your growing belly, ultrasound appointments, and baby showers. A tiny, vulnerable thing swaddled in a blanket, pink and screaming—with Cooper’s hazel eyes, chocolate brown hair, and your nose and dimples. A baby with a monster for a father and a coward for a mother. A bastard.
You feel relieved when your orgasm finally rips through you. Somewhere, in the deep recesses of your asinine mind, you felt disgusted too. Cooper’s grip on your thighs began to hurt and the water droplets against your skin began to sting, but it all turned back to spineless fantasy as he lulled you through it with gentle praises
Almost there, sweetheart.
Just like that.
There we go.
Perfect.
Would it be so horrible if you were in love with him? Because you think you are.
Later on, when you’re making him coffee, he comes behind you and rests his hands on your lower belly. Repugnance and tenderness turn in your stomach. Cooper presses a kiss to the top of your head, keeping his mouth there.
“Do you think we could be happy?” He murmurs softly into your hair, thumbs tracing soft circles against your skin.
The monitor around your ankle feels heavy. You remember the sedatives he put in your drink, his wife and children at home, and this plush and comfortable prison he kept you in.
Your eyes flit toward the kitchen knives and you remember you could face the consequences of lodging one in his neck—if you wanted to.
You want to tell him he could never be happy. That his version of it could only be satisfied through violence. But brute force could be soft and safe if you surrendered to it. If you could bend something jagged and serrated into the shape of lovers, would you be spared from the rage inside of him?
“Maybe.” You say flatly, pouring Cooper his cup of coffee.
#cooper adams x reader#Cooper abbott x reader#requests#Happy monday#my classes started and im dying lol#starting off the week with some filth#enjoy!#and pls let me know if I lost the plot with the breeding kink stuff#like breeding as in this man is trying to get you pregnant or just cr3ampi stuff??? idk lol#like what am I leaning into here???? is it literal or is it the idea of it
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A Map of Strictland and the areas around
No one ask me how long this took to make.
#ateez#ateez fanart#loreteez#cartography#maps#my art#Strictland#world z#cromer#hello all im back making more ateez fan art#and nearly dying in the process#anyway i really wanted to make a lore map#if any of the lore writers of ateez are lurking over here pls give me feedback i want to know if i got close to your vision#this is as close to a love letter i can make for ateez lore#anyway have fun finding all the little hidden details
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What keeps you awake at night?
Me:
#i need to move on from them so bad#can kevin feige just straight up tell us if he plans on bringing the cast back?#if yes pls tell us now#if no pls tell us now#im dying here 😭#peter maximoff#quicksilver#xmen#xmen movies#erik lehnsherr#magneto#dadneto#quickson
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I need more scenes of them just dancing please and thank you
#more MORE I SAY#they are so gghHHG H GG#YA KNO???#im so normal about them I swear#so so so normal#i bought the new figures and now they sit on my desk holding hands teehee#i can't wait for the next chapter as well seriously OMG#screaming crying rolling around on the floor#i need people to chat to about STL i am going crazy#i am FESTERING the parasites in my brain can't cope#somebody pls yell at me about STL im dying over here#skip and loafer#skip to loafer#mitsumi iwakura#shima sousuke#shima x mitsumi
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Ken Amada
#persona 3#llemon art#p3 reload#persona 3 reload#ken amada#persona 3 dancing in moonlight#he is like son to me#i love ken so much#i need to draw him more#i want to draw mor characters dancing outfits#pls#tell me if theres one u want to see#or just give me something to draw#im dying here#preferably persona related...#any of the games will do 💔
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Engaging in all polin related media is both a form of self care and self destruction
They bring me so much joy and yet I’m stressed as fuck
#THURSDAY PLS HURRY UP#IM DYING OVER HERE#polin#bridgerton#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#luke newton#nicola coughlan
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would u believe me if i said. i got so wrapped up in the fantasy of my fake idols being real for the final fest that, i forgot the final fest started today. would u laugh at me
bonus: put them in the lineup too ok? they were here the whole time nobody saw them except me tho
#ocs#splatoon#final fest#grand festival#splatoon idols#nat#qamar#PLEASE#im dying out here#i think now i'll boot up the game sorry team i was distracted#i had sooo much fun designing these and drafting up ideas for them performing#theres truly smth abt them as a duo on stage that doesnt make sense to canonize in other au's but here its goofy enough to work#also pls appreciate the fish guitar i spent time on that.#hopefully its not seen as a microaggression in universe im sorry salmonids
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dead boy detectives was everything i needed condensed into two clueless fucking ghost boys who are both literally me at different times of the day
where have they been all my life
#dead boy detectives#neil gaiman#im dying here#they are my escapism from school and i wouldnt have it any other way#its so weird for me to be so early in a brand new fandom#anyone wanna talk about them pls??#charwin?#chedwig?#edwin payne#charles rowland
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i need to write filth. i need to experience filth. i need pussyyyyLALALALLALALALSBPDPPHD
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Its been a bummer work week ☹️
#sry for not posting#also no cute egirl this week#im so fckn dead rn#no makeup#no sleep#my hair needs to be washed so bad#like the twin braids are cute but they were done solely out of necessity#do i look tired#cause i am tired#its been back to school and tax free weekend so ive just been working ans sleeping#its not worth it#send help#pls#im dying here#😭😭😭
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