#pls im dying here

[your-local-fools-treasury]

kill me if you want, but I'm not a big fan of lasagne

[twin-fantasies]

drop any sore throat tips in the tags pls 🙏

[lokis-wager]

Call my ships 007 the way that they have 0 chemistry in canon, 0 fics on Ao3, and make me spend 7 hours a day thinking about them

[ratfest]

[muffymayhem]

[elloitts]

i am SO NOT NORMAL about him again, lord help me

[capefoxalix]

A Map of Strictland and the areas around

No one ask me how long this took to make.

[it-meant-nothing]

What keeps you awake at night?

Me:

[ajwalkerartblog]

I need more scenes of them just dancing please and thank you

[llemon-soda]

Ken Amada

[croquetkills]

☆ 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐡 𝐘𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭 ☆

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) Loves physical affection. Although at first, he’s hesitant; he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable. Once he’s aware of your boundaries, you’d think he was super glued to you. Absolutely adores your reactions to his verbal affection, too. Being complimentary isn’t something he struggles with. He comes across teasy when he does compliment you, but underneath his suave-persona coating, every word is unfeigned. In this regard; the stronger your bond with him, the more sincere and sappy he gets.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) Your friendship was established very swiftly, you clicked as soon as you met. Definitely very fond of gaming nights. Would have you come over to play competitive games, such as Mario Kart and Wii Sports. He gets cocky and thinks he can beat you in tennis, but gets absolutely obliterated by you. Will jokingly accuse you of cheating anytime you triumph.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) You’re both comforted by the scents of one another. If you aren’t occupied, your limbs are entangled with his on your couch. His hands usually rest around your waist, yours around his neck. He’ll take any opportunity he gets to cuddle with you. Bad day? His arms are extended towards you. Great day? He’s dragging you into his space.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?) Immediately after arriving at your place, he felt he was home. You felt he was home. His presence filled a gap you had no awareness of, and vice versa. Made himself cozy in your kitchen, finding immense joy in cooking for you. The only thing being able to top cooking for you being cooking with you. Tossing each other ingredients and licking spoons. Enjoys cleaning with you, but is initially thrown off by the differences between identical appliances. Has definitely left a coloured sock in a white load. He’d probably be willing to pack up his entire life to move in with you, if not offering to buy a ridiculously expensive place for the both of you to move in to.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) Would break up with you due to a miscommunication. As shown by the bad ending, he gets upset with himself when he accidentally makes you uncomfortable. If the two of you had a disagreement, he’d think you were upset and would isolate himself away from you. All he needs is a bit of reassurance. If you can’t give that to him, then things wouldn’t work.

F = Fiancé (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?) Ignoring the time span of wedding ending, he’d give it a while. Popping the question 3-ish years into your relationship. Would prefer an elopement over a wedding, since it’s far more personal and less performative. He’s never feared commitment, never feared much regarding you in general. Definitely hand-crafted the music arrangements for your ceremony.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?) Extremely gentle. He’s understands that he’s emotionally sensitive, in turn making sure he never comes on too strong with you. Physically, is gentle unless you insinuate otherwise.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?) Warm, comforting. His general being is comforting, but his body against yours frees you of all troubles. He has very soft skin (rich people moisturiser) and is aware of this. Very knowledgeable when it comes to where to put his hands during a hug; his choice of decision usually depending on your mood, time, and place.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?) Relatively fast. He’s a man who understands his feelings, but doesn’t want to rush you. As soon as he’s sure you wouldn’t be uncomfortable, he’d declare his love.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) His jealousy remains silent unless somebody actively tries something with you (he’d become defensive, confrontational if tested). Will joke about wanting you all to himself, but is he actually joking?

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) Passionate above all else. Always uses his split tongue and piercing to his advantage, well aware of how it weakens you. Attentive to moles and beauty spots, kisses those to show how beautiful you are to him. Particularly fond of face, neck, and hand kisses (Tried to give you a hickey, ended up drawing blood due to the sharpness of his fangs. Looooves receiving hickeys though, especially around his collarbone.)

L = Little ones (How are they around children?) Fatherly instincts come very naturally to him. He’s brilliant with children; constantly entertaining them, making sure they’re taken care of. He’d love having kids of his own, but is deterred by the idea of seeing you under stress and/or in pain (Also cause he wants you all to himself, cheeky fella!!). Can see him wanting kids around 5 years into your relationship.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) Totally depends on the day. On one hand, you could lounge in bed with him for hours, soaking up the sunlight shining through your window. On the other, he’s up bright in early, singing in the shower and making breakfast for the both of you (He definitely loves solving the puzzles on cereal boxes).

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) Solemnly rambling, watching movies and drinking wine, star gazing. Hard on star gazing. He loves being outside when it’s dark; gives him an excuse to see you wearing his coats.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) If he’s comfortable and the timing is right, he’d go on a ramble. He knows he’s safe with you, so he doesn’t feel the need to leave walls up.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?) Isn’t easily angered. Has definitely raged at video games once or twice, but laughed it off. Will get angry on your behalf if you’ve been disrespected.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)  Has every minute detail about you memorised. You can tell him the most irrelevant fact about yourself, and yet he’d remember it. At first his recollection shocks you, but it quickly becomes a “that’s so Micah” thing.

R = Remember (What is their favourite moment in your relationship?) Remembers his first week with you fondly. Will cherish the major events, but also the most random niche ones, like; “Do you remember when we did this one random thing at 3pm on a Tuesday? That was really fun!”

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?) He wants to be the Knight In Shining Armour to your Princess, but in reality, it’s the other way around. When the situation calls, he will stand up for you and he will do it well. Implanted extra online security measures on your pc.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?) He would ensure maximum thought would be put into special occasions. He wouldn’t cheap out on everyday tasks either, prefers to get things done opposed to leaving them and forgetting. Always pays attention to details

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) Will have a thousand tabs open at once at all times. It's organised mess.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) Always wants to make sure he looks good (without realising it comes naturally). Loves dressing well, for himself and for you. Is always well groomed. Smells absolutely delicious, he probably saw those TikToks that talk about the best places to put fragrances.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?) ABSOLUTELYYYYY. I don’t even need to elaborate here.

X = Xtra (A random head-canon for them.) His favourite ice cream flavour is mint chocolate chip. Tried it because it was green and wasn’t expecting it to be that good. His world was ROCKED. Defends it with his life too. He will fight people in comment sections that try to say it tastes like toothpaste.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?) Doesn’t like not being taken seriously, but doesn’t like his humour being taken seriously (wbk he’s not actually stupid!!).

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?) Tosses and turns, would end up accidentally kicking you on occasion. Sleep mumbles too.

[smittyw]

would u believe me if i said. i got so wrapped up in the fantasy of my fake idols being real for the final fest that, i forgot the final fest started today. would u laugh at me

bonus: put them in the lineup too ok? they were here the whole time nobody saw them except me tho

[darlingpeasant]

Engaging in all polin related media is both a form of self care and self destruction

They bring me so much joy and yet I’m stressed as fuck

[makemeimmortalwithahug]

dead boy detectives was everything i needed condensed into two clueless fucking ghost boys who are both literally me at different times of the day

where have they been all my life

[mushed-kid]

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[hypnagogics]

i need to write filth. i need to experience filth. i need pussyyyyLALALALLALALALSBPDPPHD