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woke up and realized i slept right next to a marker

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fucked up going to bed early i fucking hatd everything ufhhhrhghrhh who put this guy in charge he sucks likeo h myy god

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Who are you when you're not performing?

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Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

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alarming when those mutuals u never see interact with you reblog your shit. are you always watching. its unnerving. i am putting on a tinfoil hat and hiding in a pillow fort

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thought this said horniest rap battle moments and got really disappointed

not because ur post was bad op, i just had bigger things in mind i guess

horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

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how inspiring

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I need such a long hug where you kinda forget whatever else is happening around you for a minute.

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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This guy sucks lets all have sex with him at the same time until he dies

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Ooouu they’re blushiiiing 🤭

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Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

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being on this app is so surreal. americans are usually the ones that learn about other places and people everywhere else already know about america because we're everywhere online. we've never been on the opposite side where other people are learning about us -- and they are horrified about our "normal"

the country america spent our whole lives trying to convince us is miserable and suffering under an oppressive government that starves everyone and controls their media? that's just projection. turns out besides like... housing prices and few available jobs, china is doing pretty great. they originally believed we were all living it up "the american dream" way and now they're all thankful they were born in china and have no idea how any of us are even alive

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i LOVE descendants and i love the text posts people make and i love the fics and the headcanons and i love the movies and the characters especially and i love it so much

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i love descendants with text posts