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Kallurance Headcanons

Someone asked for Kallurance headcanons, so ur wish shall be granted:

Lance and Allura get together first (much earlier than in the show), but after they save the universe and spend a few years on New Altea, Keith is slowly integrated into their relationship

Like at first Keith is visiting on BOM business, but Lance + Allura don't want him to stay at some random place so they invite him to their house

And then like over the next few years Keith is so integrated into their daily lives that Lance + Allura just assume all three r dating now

Lance, talking to someone else: "Yeah, so my boyfriend-"

Keith: "Who's your boyfriend?"

Lance: "...You are?"

Keith: "I though u were dating Allura."

Lance: "And you. Is this...Did we read it wrong?"

But AFTER they get together officially

They all borrow each others' clothes

Allura likes to carry one or both her boyfriends on her shoulders

They are all VERY competitive. You do not want them on a team together, they will win

Lance + Allura try to give Keith Altean marks, but they don't know how. Cue them randomly kissing him whenever they can.

Keith does end up getting Altean marks, but it's like completely out of nowhere, and Lance + Allura argue abt which one gave them to him

They like going on random planets as a date

Allura heard Lance call Keith "cowboy" ONE time, but now she calls him that almost every single day

*the three of them facing a mirror*

Lance: "I can't believe I'm looking at the most beautiful person in the world."

Keith and Allura look at each other.

Lance: "Me, of course."

Allura is now queen but both Keith and Lance still call her "princess" as a pet name

Their bed is probably huge lordddd, fitting Allurance, Kosmo, AND the mice!!???

I do take requests y'all.

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partner things

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Season 1 Chase 💔💔 he is 3 apples tall and born yesterday

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attempt at drawing

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No one but you understood being nice? Then be nice to yourself

ooo youre using my words against me okay respect

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Before i can do this small task i have to drink a coffee then play on my phone for an hour then jerk off then drink a soda then play on my phone then eat a snack then play on my phone then take a nap then play on my phone then go to bed

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another little klance piece. to everyone who commented this year saying to make them kiss: nuh uhhh

if anything was going to get me in the christmas spirit it was definitely silver bells by heavily_caffeinated you should totally read it right neeoow

side note i think this will be my last post with this style for a while. as much as i love painting them it doesn't feel like the type of approach i want to take with my art now. who knows, maybe i'll revisit it next year. happy holidays everyone! :)

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the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet

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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

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take it back i feel it

me: okay that was a bit dramatic of me life isnt all that bad i was just sad im fine! things will be better yay!

i was then shot fifty seven times

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ok next morning i cant feel it u whoops maybe i was dramatic💀

me: okay that was a bit dramatic of me life isnt all that bad i was just sad im fine! things will be better yay!

i was then shot fifty seven times

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i want to rip my heart out of my chest

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Ladies if your name is Keith Kogane and you wear a red jacket and have a traumatic past, hit me up

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me: okay that was a bit dramatic of me life isnt all that bad i was just sad im fine! things will be better yay!

i was then shot fifty seven times

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I hate how sensitive my heart is .