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Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can鈥檛 believe your sister hasn鈥檛 apologized yet, what a bitch. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don鈥檛 know your name. I鈥檓 having a rough day, can you talk to me about your favorite videogame? I love you. Good morning means good night means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here鈥檚 a doodle I made in class. I鈥檓 stealing your clothes as we speak, they鈥檙e so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I鈥檇 love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I鈥檓 making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We鈥檙e having a coffe date. I love you. I鈥檓 giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.
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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever
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MY TUMMY IS ITCHY BUT I CANT ITCH IT I HATE THESE BANDAIDS AND STUPID STICHES BITCH PISS LEAVE ME ALOONNEEEEEEEEEE
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need him real bad. and when I say real bad. let鈥檚 just say I need him. real bad style.
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posts i shouldve made last friday
who else up going to they emergency room
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"can trans men say the t slur?" trans men can jerk off on my face for all I care
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mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day
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What I look like trying to explain that I don't hate gay people, I just hate myself for being gay and I'm ashamed

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Someone probably thought of this before but
Trans lance headcanon (ftm) and his dead name is Taylor so he made up the "They call me the tailor cause of how I thread the needle" bit so whenever someone dead named him he could be like "Oh I see you have heard of my skill can't blame you I am pretty awesome" and just annoying them into calling him Lance
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HAVE WE OVER ANALYZED THIS YET????
LYING TO YOUR FRIENDS????
TRYING BEFORE DENYING???
#TRYING BEFORE DENYING?? WE'RE BACK AS HELL#also plz tell me we're getting more steve in the scoops ahoy uniform scenes i love that outfit#i wonder who has thw squishmallow collection
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