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If his life didn’t go in the shitter

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here’s a drawing i made idk where else to put it

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bored out of my mind

i just jean looified pics I found while scrolling..

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The most beautiful guy everr 💯💯

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nobody scroll back on my blog bro i just went on a crazy fujo-ing out streak

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Jean Loo what do you love more: Rap or Johnny Splash

This is obvious. It is-

… A stupid question. And Jean-Loo has no time for stupid questions.

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Johnny, what’s your opinion on other music genres besides rockabilly stuff like Elvis? What do you think of… man, I don’t know, rap?

Oh! Err, it ain't my typical type of music, but y'know, I'm an open fella. I like all music, even if I ain't able to rap to save my life, heh. sighh...Jean loves rap, but not me- Anyways! I think it's alright, not my usual digs though

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>:]

*picks up johnny (with a lot of issue. arms are basically noodles.) and throws him towards jean*

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Jeepers! What's wrong with ya, I-- uh, sorry Jean, heh, uh, how are ya? what the heck am I sayin?-

You disrespect Jean-Loo like this? You just- uh- uhm… uh. Well.

did you always look this good? Uh- uhm. What he was trying to say is that he is doing just fine. But he would be doing better if you stepped away.

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This is for either Bathsheba or Johnny what happens when a person has those shower/ tub combos are you two just sharing a space or are they a different being?

We usually end up sharing a space. I like to sit at the end of the tub while Johnny stands where the shower head is. In fact, me and Johnny came up with this brilliant visual to show how it works.

Whenever we share a space, though, Johnny refuses to let me borrow his mic most of the time. When he does let me use it, he never wants to sing Brittney Spears with me! Can you believe him? And he calls himself a singer!

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Johnny Johnny Johnny you rejected Jean right???? How are things between you two now? Why did you reject him? Please I need these for research purposes

I did, and as for why I rejected him I answered that there question before, but I suppose there's no problem in answerin' again. He acted like a dang fool and an arrogant son of a- ...mother when he asked me out, all cocky and whatnot. Things between us now? I suppose they're alright, alright as they can be. Can't say we don't get into our fair share of arguments though, maybe more than our fair share even, heh. But they ain't really too harsh, ya know what I mean? We bicker, he calls me off-key, I call him French, but we ain't ever tryin' to hurt each other I'm fairly certain. Heck, Amir says we argue like an old married couple! When we ain't bickerin' though, Jean can be awful sweet, just gotta look out for it. He tries to act like he ain't nice or anythin', but he'll help me with my singin', taught me how to warm up a bit ago. Anytime I bring it up though he insults me or has some stupid crude pick up line to tell me to get off the subject. Gosh, the flirtin' is terrible. Fella will not stop for nothin.

...can I tell y'all a secret though? You folks gotta promise to keep it. I...may be a little sweet on Jean. I know, I know, I oughta have better standards but I just can't help it! I mean, he's just, I mean- gosh. I can't believe I've fallen for a man who speaks in the third person too but here I am. And I know you folks are wonderin': Why on gods green earth would you reject a fella that you're sweet on? And it's a good question, don't get me wrong. Truth is, I'm waitin' for him to show it's me he's into, not just the idea of datin' someone. Because that man's gotten rejected five times, and not over a long period of time either! Just askin' out practically whoever he lays eyes on. The day he does show he's just as fond of me as I am of him, you bet your behind I'm gettin' with him. But truth be told, I ain't sure that'll ever come. Anyways, I've taken up too much of you kind folks' time, don't tell anyone, y'hear?

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Johnny why’d you reject Jean? He admitted it btw

Why'd I reject Jean? Why'd I reject Jean? He was a gosh darn prick is why! I mean, how bad do ya gotta be at wooin' someone that make someone like ya less than when ya started! I ain't a hard person to make smitten, honest, say some sweet words and I'm head over heels. Don't matter if they're a lady, fella, or just a darlin', I'm a simple shower. And Jean does got some charm to him! He's an attractive fella with confidence, I ain't afraid to say that. But the whole dang time he kept actin' like he was doin' me a favor by askin' me on a date. Think at one point he even said he was "givin' me the great honor of the opportunity to date him." Didn't even for one second wait for me to say if I wanted to out with him or goddamn not! (sorry for swearin' mama)

Sorry, sorry, gettin' all heated here. He's a good fella, I do believe that. He just gets far too big for his britches, ya know?

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Jean Loo what do you think of Johnny Splash

Johnny this, Johnny that. If talent grew on trees he still wouldn’t cut it/ Singing like that makes me sick to my stomach/ Spoiled rotten, like milk gone wrong/ You should see everyone’s faces when he bursts into song!

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Johnny how does it feel to be the ultimate puller of men?

Aw shucks, I ain’t all that. I just got lucky enough to find two sweethearts willin’ to put up with my singing. My mama did always say I was a little charmer though, suppose she mighta been a little right. Wonder if I have enough charm to woo that pretty fella with the long curly hair.. Ahem, err, feels pretty darn good to go from zero to two fellas I’m goin’ steady with, to answer your question.

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Jean and Johnny!!!!! How are you doing now that you’ve confessed your undying love for each other :3

We're doin' swell! Gosh I've just been walkin' on cloud nine, my songbird's so perfect I'm still surprised I'm with him. I- I don't know 'bout undying, that's more the type of stuff ya say once ya get hitched (not that I would mind that after a good while-). But it's been wonderful, I ain't gotta keep in all the compliments I wanna tell my sweetheart anymore.

Well, Lil' Crapper feels just fantastique, now that he finally has his beloved at his side. A lot less... down in the dumps, ah? Jean-Loo is certain that, although anybody would be lucky to be together with such a talented person, Johnny does not take this position for granted and for that... he has warranted Lil' Crapper undivided love and appreciation.

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second ask used fo Jean Loo and Johnny

I have a challenge for you two, why don't you switch music styles for a day? Like Johnny tries to write a rap song and Jean Loo writes an Elvis kind of song (country pop? Idk that much about Elvis)

Switch... Styles?

Alors, as much as Jean-Loo appreciates the suggestion, crap is simply a genre that cannot be beaten, and Lil' Crapper thinks that if he even attempts to write something else, it will not be nearly as good, ah?

But perhaps he will humour your request for a moment. Especially if it means he gets to spend more time with Johnny.

Aw, ain’t you sweet sugar! I agree, it’d be real fun to try, especially if I have a pretty face by my side. I uh, I ain’t too sure how good I’d be at rapping, ‘specially since I ain’t even mastered my style of music yet. I…I may have written an attempt of a rap back when I was still pinin’ for my songbird, but that ain’t never seeing the light of day.

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-Mars uses 1 charge!-

Hi Amir!! Im aware you..dislike Johnny for his singing in the shower,I can tell it bothers you when it fogs you up!

Is there any other objects who sing and do you dislike it or not?

( Also I sing in the shower and fog up the mirror DEEPEST APOLOGIES AMIR )

I am not opposed to music in general. Keyes and Rainey are both wonderful musicians, and I am genuinely pleased when I get to listen to them.

Johnny Splash and Jean-Loo are NOT wonderful musicians. And yet, they are the only musicians present in the bathroom. Azizam, I am cursed. They're so loud and annoying...and somehow, still attractive.

[Amir massages his temples, obviously annoyed.]