#please someone send help!

[anbaisai]

Blep. (Sequel to the boop)

Or alternatively titled: Snake Jamil, but even larger noodle

The species that Jamil is based on here is called the Blood Python (special thanks to @kirexa for the information!), which can reach an average of 4-6 ft in length and up to 30 lbs in weight.

Bonus panel:

[ratchildmcgee]

What the fuck even is this blogs aesthetic anymore?

[tsukii0002]

Lucifer: That is not how things work Mc...

Mc: Why not??!!

Lucifer: *sighs* I'm not going to consume your soul for something like this...

Mc: But demons always accept anything in exchange for a soul!!!

Lucifer: At this point Mc? You know us, we don't do those things... How desperate you are?

Mc: Please Luci!!! *almost crying* Let me make a deal with the devil (you).

Lucifer: For the last time Mc, I will not accept your soul in exchange for doing your thesis.

Mc: Luciiiii pleaseeeeee!!!!

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[pinkprincetragedy]

I feel like a burden in the world I feel so wrong and pathetic

[star-forg]

More illustrations to come, mostly just wanted to get this out there. Guys, White Fury? I thinks it's funny. If you have a better name lmk

Officially calling this au 'how to train your manta (httym)' and I have many thoughts about it please hold

[inafever]

[crush-1]

honk shoo mimimi honk shoo mimi-

[yourebeingsilly]

imagine fantasising about the love of your life while listening to “take me to church” by hozier and then the love of your life in question hits you with “nothing lasts forever” and just leaves after you confess your feelings and just a few weeks later hozier drops an album with a song literally named “all things end”

well that’s more or less what happened to my buddy Crowley— wonder how he’s hanging on there

[anisdolly]

・ 。.・゜✭・.・✫ . ✭・.・✫・✭ .・゜・。.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ STRICTLY 18+.

dom!anakin, lightsaber hilt used…wrongly, dirty talking, degrading

・ 。.・゜✭・.・✫ . ✭・.・✫・✭ .・゜・。.

anakin would be the most unhinged bastard you ever met, honestly. i have this thing in my mind that while you’re spread upon his messy bed, open and ready for him to take what’s rightfully his, he would look down at that body that’s damn perfect to his eyes—doesn’t fucking matter how you see yourself—and snarl in the vain attempt to not groan at the simple sight. his hands would travel everywhere, trying to feel a bit satiated but vainly. and then a bulb would lit in his mind. with a grin that told more than you needed to know, this insatiable fucker would reach for the lightsaber hanging from that utility belt you find so damn arousing from some reason, put it in safe mode and grind the metal against your pussy that was just made to fit him—no, to be fair, it barely fit him.

“you like it, yeah? that’s what i thought.” he would taunt, glancing at how your legs spread beneath each slide and pressure of the weapon that, in a different way than it’s usual usage, was becoming your damn death. “mmhm, i can smell how fucking horny you are. realize you’re this creamy from being touched by a weapon that slaughtered many? you’re such a pathetic, little and heartless slut for that.” the way his voice would sound low despite it being always whiny…so fucking hot. though, it was a whiny that made your legs tighten each time you heard it, even during council meetings. god, you’d really be such a whore for feeling like that, and that bastard of anakin would’ve known.

[mellowthorn]

burrich

[crow-collective]

I am of firm belief that a Les mis adaptation should have a post credit scene that is just wildflowers peeking up from the stone the barricade was built on. When Eponine died she thinks her blood is rain and “rain will make the flowers grow”. All of the students also bled out in the same place and therefore there should be a whole patch.

[roseslost]

Okay, but what if the Avgins had their own native language and Dr Ratio (or whoever you ship Aventurine with) learned it one day for one reason or another?? Then, Aventurine, happy that he found somebody he can talk with in his native language, started teaching Ratio random slang that wouldn't be in textbooks. By the end of it they have their little secret language that they can use to exchange intel on mission. Maybe Ratio teaches Aventurine Latin too.

[oli-ribbun-ver]

arrived back to tumblr specifically because of ribbun send help

i love them. i plofe them... dies...

im writing a fic... "we can bleed but we cant die".... trying so hard not to make it a ribbun fic even though so far its inly them inreracting...... theyre jn ganles room... send hhelp... dies

[starjellymellojello]

silly little gals! Janet and Jane clownette!

ART COLLAB BY @endomentendo

(Old version)

Stupid doodle

[gimme-da-sword]

Can someone PLEASE recommend some good jayvik fics (and include links)

[randombrowngirl]

Last night really hurt my bank account