#and they lived happily ever after

[violetsastrocytes]

but evan??? for him it's pharmacology. he adores how long and pretentious all the drug names are and gives them nicknames. carbamazepine? Cara. Gabapentin? Gaby. he prefers pharmacokinetics over dynamics and has Emax and EC50 numbers dancing around his head at all times. he loves selective beta-2 agonists like long-acting muscarinics because he thinks the Gai/Gaq and M1/M2/M3 receptor coupling is so cute. they all have their favourite pair. adorable. M1xGaq. match made in heaven

ALSO he'd give different ant/agonists personalities. salbutamol?? total slag. tiotropium?? biggest diva. + he'd use bright pink pipettes and have a fit when someone stole his

barty is the biggest astrophysics nerd. like he can and will talk for hours and hours about black holes, and the history and expansion of the universe, and dark energy, and einstein's cosmological theories, and t=0, and the formation of galaxies, and and and

like tell me he didn't dream of working for nasa and had notebooks upon notebooks filled with equations and diagrams TELL ME

[loonvann]

basically this is how the devil's minion chapter went:

Armand: "I will chase you around the world now, you better start running."

Daniel: "omg wait are you flirting with me???"

Armand: "yes obviously I'm flirting with you."

[moonlit-knightz]

finally! we get a 4k image of this iconic gay asf scene! 🤭

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[beabees]

this mission was foretold me in a dream

[sheikfangirl]

Post-TotK fluff ❤️

No more nightmares. Zelda is really back.

Link can sleep peacefully ❤️

Cheers!

[daikunart]

[coldemergency]

Harry: This is so weird

Tom: I assure you this is much weirder for me

Voldemort:

Voldemort: How the fuck did this happen?

Voldemort: and how did you get into my house-

Harry: It’s a long story

Tom: You really weren’t joking about the nose thing

Voldemort: I will kill the both of you

[diwtara]

Thanks to a change in his schedule, Zoro starts running into his attractive blonde neighbor more frequently.

They get to talking while in the elevator, and the man seems friendly enough, though Zoro notices how Sanji takes a step back whenever Zoro takes a step forward. Ok, the guy likes his space, no big deal.

The guy is smart and funny. Theyve butted heads a few times, hes passionate, Zoro respects that, Zoro likes that.

Hes found himself talking to his cat about the blonde more than once, feeling pretty silly about it, but figuring she likes the noise at least.

But the guy keeps his distance. Zoro invites him over for a beer and Sanji politely declines. Zoro brushes by him to get to the mailboxes, and Sanji all but flatens himself to the wall. Zoro invites him to a party his friends are making him host, Sanji turns up, chats up a couple of girls, then dissapears within half an hour of arriving.

And then hes back to blinding smiles and friendly waves when they see each other, acting like hes happy to stop and talk with him.

Zoro is losing his mind and confronts the blonde after another invitation over is turned down. Tells Sanji hes getting mixed messages, that the blonde seems to like him well enough, but also cant stand to be near him, and whats his problem??

Sanji looks taken aback by this, Zoro almost starts to feel bad. "Its just- youre always out here, in your sweats completely covered in cat hair-"

"What, because im not in some high end three piece suit Im not fancy enough-"

"Zoro." Sanji interupts, saying his name the same way one might say 'idiot'. "Im allergic to cats."

He goes on to explain that he took allergy medicine to go to Zoros party, but still ended up breaking out in hives. Also that its devistating because he loves cats, he just cant be near them.

Zoro does feel like an idiot now. Well, he blames the blonde too for not just telling him right away.

Zoro goes into his appartment in a bit of a daze, shakes himself out of it and does what any sane man would do.

He strips down to a pair of cat-hair-free boxers, marches next door, and asks the shocked blonde on a date as soon as he opens the door.

Sanji, once he stops laughing, says yes.

[maddpool]

At first Logan is convinced Wade is a morning person. It's both annoying and endearing, but that's how most things are with Wade. He's way too cheerful and talkative whenever they have to be somewhere before 9 in the morning but also will almost always have coffee ready for Logan when he finally emerges from his beauty sleep. Sometimes there's even not half-bad breakfast waiting for him.

With time, though, Logan realises that Wade doesn't really sleep. At all.

He will go to bed in the evening, but it seems like it's mostly so they can cuddle or to humour Logan. He barely gets any sleep at night, most days he just lies there staring at Logan or his phone or he, very quietly, so not to disturb Logan, gets up and goes to do his own things.

Unlike Logan, who, despite always being grumpy when Wade calls him that, actually is an old man who loves his sleep, Wade doesn't have any routine. He will catch an hour or two at night sometimes, but mostly he just crashes down whenever his body has had enough, and if he's lucky he'll get a solid 4 or 5 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

When Logan realises he tries to talk to Wade about it, but it's one of these things that he just brushes aside like it's not a problem at all.

But it is.

Especially when Logan is hit with the fact that he definitely woke up Wade from his slumber more times than he cares to admit, thinking Wade was just being lazy or didn't want to do whatever he was supposed to or what they agreed on.

Sometimes when these moments happen after a mission and they're both tired he will offer Wade "a nap" together to actually get him in bed, even if it's not Logan's bedtime yet.

He already knows that talking about it won't do shit, so instead he tries to pay more attention to these moments. When he can sense Wade is more tired than usual he will cancel any plans they might have had, making up an excuse so Wade doesn't feel like it's on him. When Wade is asleep, Logan will do everything not to wake him up, also making sure others won't bother him. Silencing Wade's phone, offering to go shopping with Al or taking both her and Mary for a walk.

More times than not Logan will also do anything that Wade mentioned having to do that day, because he notices that whenever Wade crashes, he later feels bad about not keeping his word, either to Logan or Al, or to himself.

It takes Wade an embarrassingly long to notice the change, only when he starts to feel like he actually rested whenever he wakes up. He hasn't felt this good in ages, healing factor or not.

When he finally realises it's all Logan's doing he actually cries. He immediately goes to hug Logan harder than ever and just says "I love you, too".

[aesthetic-gamersnail]

Love how both Branch and Poppy are insane in their own respective ways and that they are truly perfect for each other because they are the only ones who can handle the other's insanity like a champ

[pharawee]

So that's how the episode really ended. 🙃

Source: mickmonthon @ ig

[bottombaron]

you think that if Guillermo said "vampire" to the human or vampire question, Nandor would have been like 😃 ok. *kills Derek and pounces on Guillermo to turn him properly*

because honestly, i think that was the plan if he did.

[only-tumbir-gifs]

[weird-an]

House: Bros before hoes

Wilson: …

House: Dicks before chicks

Wilson: So, you wanna fuck or what?

[cndarts]

just want them to be happy :(

i imagine this in like 3rd year after a full moon and a quidditch match