#or the humor or personality

[kennaunderthemoon]

goodnight leon kennedy, guildford dudley, matthew gray gubler, young hugh grant, aneurin barnard, jerma, jim halpert, and johnny knoxville

the rest of you, gn i guess

[unpeeled-human]

is this something. is it anything at this point

[paigegonerogue]

I, of mostly sound body and spirit, request that if I’m ever to die, someone post a new work on my AO3 that says “sorry, she died, ongoing stories postponed forever” because don’t I want my fanfic buddies to think I ghosted them. Amen or whatever you say in a will.

[memeshost]

[chloesimaginationthings]

Why Michael watches soap operas in FNAF

[and-corn]

it’s BASKING time babyy!!!

(part 4 of this comic)

[somewhereincairparavel]

"jason is a knockoff watered down percy" NO hear me out, jason actually parallels annabeth immensely, sharing SO many similarities with her personality, not percy, in this essay I will-

edit: my full analysis is out now! here

[doomedmanic]

the worst kind of anxiety is when u don't know what u are anxious about, yet you feel like something is about to go horribly wrong

[hachama]

Favorite part of seeing a new doctor: when they ask about birth control

Doctor: Sexually active?

Me: I'm over 35 and have a toddler, so we'll say yes but it's really more of an aspirational thing.

D: Hormonal birth control?

M: No.

D: Are you trying to get pregnant?

M: Ha, no, once was more than enough.

D: Barrier method?

M: Just the aforementioned toddler, so no.

D: If you don't want to get pregnant, you really should be using some form of birth control.

M: Oh, I am. I find that the absence of fallopian tubes is extremely effective.

D: o___o checks my record Oh. Right.

M: >:-}

[memequeen-official]

[spacerockband]

Legend tells of the carp that leapt over the Dragon Gate at the crest of a river and became a stand up comedian.

[begemotthedog]

What we see:

What it actually looks like:

[surrah698]

[extreme-dyke-syndrome]

Me when my able-bodied friends walk too fast

[memeshost]

[hamoodmood]

Just relapsed after 6 months