#writing jokes

[paigegonerogue]

I, of mostly sound body and spirit, request that if I’m ever to die, someone post a new work on my AO3 that says “sorry, she died, ongoing stories postponed forever” because don’t I want my fanfic buddies to think I ghosted them. Amen or whatever you say in a will.

[maelstrom-of-emotions]

[did-i-do-this-write]

Writing an "Oh. Oh." moment, except instead of "Oh shit, I am in love" it's "Oh shit, I am traumatized."

[6vaguebook]

Woke up this morning CONVINCED that I wrote an entire 10k fic, published it ao3 and posted a link on here

Needless to say I was very confused when I couldn't find it anymore

[phoenixyfriend]

The sentence: Probably took a few inches off.

Me: This character would probably use centimeters, right?

The sentence, edit 1: Probably took a few centimeters off.

Me: No, that suggests much less length.

The sentence, edit 2: Probably took a few decimeters off.

Me: That's too much length.

The sentence, edit 3: Probably took a decimeter or two off.

Me: That's clunky and the difference between a decimeter and two is too big to not just pick one.

The sentence, edit 4: Probably took a decimter or so off.

Me, staring: That's... so clunky.

The sentence, now: Probably took a few inches off.

[theglitchywriterboi]

Character: "I love you & when this is all over I can't wait to be w/ you living in peace"

Me, the writer knowing I'm killing off half the couple:

[localcanadiancreature62]

Me when i write fluff: *SNIFF* *SNIFF* *CRYING* THEY'RE SO HAPPY. THEY FINALLY GET THEIR GOOD ENDING. AUGHHHH.

Me when i write angst: Hmmm which one of these chucklefucks will i bestow horrid psychological torture upon this time?. I will make them feel so hopeless that THEY ARE SO SAD AND FUCKED UP AND THEY WANT TO FUCKING KILL THEMSELVES AHAHAHAAHAHHAHA.

[writingwithfolklore]

Me, throwing my readers into a messed up little world: And that's just the way it is >:( Literally the rest of the story: But what if. it doesn't have to be 🥺👉👈

[almaprincess66]

Me: First drafts are there to only exist. Not to bee good, not to be perfect. They are there to be edited later on the line. You can't edit a blank page!

Friend: Good! So finish your first draft.

Me:

Me:

Me: How about no?

[troythecatfish]

[insidetheerings]

me in front of my computer trying to remember what i plotted in my head while rotting in bed

[totally-actually-really-exist]

*stirring around tiny scenes, fun characters, a few songs, some general vibes, a loose magic system, and a general time period around in a cauldron*

What is plot, anyway?

[did-i-do-this-write]

Writeblr PVP (forcing each other to write with stupid games)

[6vaguebook]

Me, a writer, and my google search history:

[i-have-41-protons]

Reblog for sample size, or just blink

[theglitchywriterboi]

Some of my OCs I am rotating in my mind.... Others ? I'm aggressively choking, throttling, waterboarding, & biting [all out of love]