#or is that a rebooted thing

[t4tails]

not entirely sure if that applies to Barbara too or only to Kate/Batwoman but a lot of people seemed to think that 60s Bruce and Dick were in a gay relationship with each other so DC kept creating new girlfriends for Bruce to make sure people don't think he's into men (which did not work) so maybe that's why they pushed these two together like that?

maybe? idk that would. also be weird 😭. its like choose: bruce × his 16yo pseudo-son or bruce x random woman hes probably twice the age of

[hexedwithluck]

old sedusas :3

[prideprejudce]

the fact that reboots used to be like thirty or forty years apart and are now instead like 3-10 years apart is absolutely ridiculous. like are we so trapped in a capitalist hellscape that instead of us naturally cherishing a beloved piece of media like it deserves and looking forward to NEW stories with NEW universes we have to watch the same thing over and over and over again with reboot after reboot after reboot until that media has been so sucked dry that us as an audience are literally sick at the mere mention of it

[queenlypirate]

two households, both alike in dignity...

just a little scene redraw:

[tuttle-did-it]

I don't want to see any images of Sieg Heils-- or any other revolting images like that.

This is what I think we should be seeing on our dashes instead. This is what I want to see when I open this app. This is the image I think tumblr should be flooded with right now.

Especially as we have new folks coming from other platforms.

What about you? Do you want to see Sieg Heils or do you want to see someone angrily ripping a swastika flag in half?

[sunny-aster]

They're such wildly different examples of what an emotionally tired person looks like

[emmster]

Two idiots kissing on the tower

[thelonelynindroid]

If the elusive X-files reboot happens they should make the ~new Mulder and Scully~ lesbians. As a homage to the original Mulder and Scully, who were lesbians,

[mohntilyet]

rook being such a nobody and surrounded by more influential companions right after the obviously well known inquisitor could be really cool actually. that conversation w solas 'what will they call you after this is done' <- NO FUCKING CLUE LOL!! the idea that this millennia long, world-ending story of gods and a herald being controlled for a moment by a nobody is incredible. they start as an irritant and end having saved the world. nobody thanks them. they go back home. maybe they're literally wiped off the face of the world when they're trapped in the fade with the dread wolf! and most of all, their name is not remembered. literally, because they become a 'rook' to the inquisitor's king.

like i’m actually really liking the idea that the inquisitor and rook get conflated into the same person by the public and by history, and what little agency they had is taken away. you were never in control of this story. your narrative will be written by other people, just like every figurehead that came before you. you are not the chosen one. the choice to have faded out and see the irrelevancy as a boon, or struggle to make your name known (not rook, not the nickname, not the title) would have been so. interesting.

veilguard is a heroic story (and the game doesn’t even let you be rude most of the time) that has to end heroically (the evanuris are defeated in some way, the last archdemon dies, and most rooks climb down from minrathous to literal cheers and applause) but the hero themself is forgettable. narratively that could have been so funnnn. but it wasn’t on purpose so it just feels hollow.

[agenericplaceholdername]

Cole's connection to his mother >>> the power of the First Spinjitzu Master

[lucky-clover-gazette]

obsessed with how tumblr seems to have just collectively decided to ignore the live action avatar remake. not even hate watching or spreading screencaps to be mean. i’ve seen people dunking on it with unrelated memes and stuff from the original but nothing actually from this new show. there is no war in ba sing se, there is no depressingly predictable and bleak current state of the entertainment industry

[aforgottenthing]

This April Fools, I thought it was only fitting that I finally share the greatest powerpoint I ever made while working a mentally and physically draining fulltime retail job at 18. This is my pride and joy. I hope you enjoy <3

(the experience of reading this here will never live up to all of my fun little slide transitions but i included the blank slide to slightly allude to it)

[lovinglapislazuli]

I started this back when episode 5&6 dropped, it took me a long while but I'm proud of the result! :D This was some speculation on how I thought some dynamics might go, it would have been funny to see all of them trying to recruit each other in their alliances XD

[iloveacronix]

I haven't drawn Pixal in a long time, she's really PRETTYYYY 😭🌟

@yourlocalkitkat

[leporellian]

‘the scary implications of the care bear stare’ PLEASE elaborate i need to know

THE CARE BEARS are an insane hodgepodge of christian allegories, which makes them fascinating to analyze- not in a 'your favorite childhood cartoon is actually super fucked up #childhoodruined!!!' way but in a way i genuinely find really entertaining/endearing

like the care bears are, Very Clearly, a form of guardian angels/saints, with elements from both the cultural belief of the former and the general behavior of the latter- the bears watch over individual children in certain situations, each bear has its own patronage for what it represents, the bears possess a level of omniscience, etc. Furthermore Care-A-Lot borrows very heavily from popular culture imagery of Heaven

Care Bears II: A New Generation plays with this further by having a whole Noah's Ark esque plot, a monotheistic God, Satan and a Faustian deal with him (his name is even 'Dark Heart' which could be read as a play on Lucifer's name meaning 'the bright one' and we first see him in the form of a serpent), etc, like they're really on the nose about it here

And since then Care Bears has sort of leaned on this bizarre Christian hodgepodge. Like fallen angels are a thing that can happen

So the Care Bears are (barely) secularlized guardian angels/saints who actually do things to help people. And in this light the Care Bear Stare becomes really fascinating

The Care Bear Stare works not by dealing physical damage but by toying with the mind. In one of the 80s cartoon episodes they define it as being done by the bear concentrating their energy and forcefully shooting it out of them. So what's going on here is essentially an angel aiming all its energy at you and then using it as a form of mindrape, preying on your reactions to either change your behavior or render you at the mercy of your own hatred. Insane stuff

The Care Bears can also use it on EACH OTHER and it seems to work so not even supernatural beings are immune to its power

I say all of this not because I think the Care Bears should be Dark and Fucked Up (that would be stupid, although i would be in favor of giving them 2000 anxiety disorders bc I imagine being a guardian angel would be stressful as hell) i just genuinely think this shit is fascinating. We dont have quasi-religious infighting angel cartoons like we used to man

[anna368sus]

Animated that one scene from tiktok :3