#okay i hate incorrect quotes

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

Felix: alright if i was an animal, what kind of animal would i be? Serious answers only.

Caboose: a rooster

Tucker: a rat

Carolina: a rat

Kimball: a rat

Washington: a rat

Grif: you’d be a rat

Locus: felix you’re a rat

Felix: I think I’d be a wolf

Felix, nodding to himself: I think so too.

Felix: I would be a wolf-lion hybrid mix… king of the junji-junjile but still social and with it and ferocious

[lyrichi]

[asmo is laying on mc's bed while mc does something at their desk]

asmo: what are you doing over there?

mc: math

asmo, humming: what kind?

mc: algebra 2

asmo, looking over at mc and trying to start a conversation: why don't you tell me about it?

mc, tiredly reading the problem: given that f(x) = x² - 5, and g(x) = 2x + 3, what is f(g(x)?

asmo, kind of stunned:

[loonsmoons]

Sirius: *talking* Regulus: "Do you shut up? like ever?" Sirius: "YOU asked me how i was doing?" Regulus: "Yeah, but who actually answers that? and honestly too??"

James: *talking about sports, spider-man, this book he's reading, ...* Regulus: *listening and nodding his head* James: "Sorry, all you asked was how i'm doing ... I'll shut up now" Regulus: "nO"

[cod-dump]

Gaz, watching Ghost shovel food into his mouth: LT… you do know that’s a serving spoon, right?

Ghost, with his mouth full: Yup

Gaz: Were none of the spoons clean?

Ghost: They’re clean

Gaz: … then why-?

Ghost, pointing a mashed potato covered spoon at Gaz: They were too fucking small, Garrick! I couldn’t get enough food on them!

Gaz:

Ghost: *glares as he shoves a massive mound of potatoes into his mouth*

Gaz: … okay

[crazy-fangirl2524]

Kevin does your guilt eat you alive? (I know it does)

[thingsphoenix21]

Ares: How about we do that move you thaught me last weekend? Aphrodite *smirking*: I admire your boldness, but what will the team think? Ares*blushing*: WhAt! No.. Not.. Not that. Dite, you can't keep doing this while we work. The training move, please.

[logansgaar]

Reporters in 2028, running after the Avengers post-mission: Spider-Man, Winter Soldier! You have previously suggested that the two of you were once romantically involved but not confirmed if you still are. Would you like to give us an update on your respective dating statuses?

Bucky, 85 yrs since his celeb Howlie days: No. Mind your business.

Peter, coached by Pepper Potts and MJ for years: James means we have a right to personal life privacy in every way - we're here to save people, not be reality stars! Thanks.

[averagenolofinwean]

Feanor: (...) When you got skin in the game you play in the game, but you don't get a win unless you stay in the game. Oh, you get love for it, you get hate for it, you get nothing if you wait for it wait for it wait- Manwe help and forgive me, I wanna make something that's gonna outlive me! What do you want, Nolofinwe? What do you want, Nolofinwe? If you stand for nothing Nolo what will you fall for?

[tinderbox210]

[therighthandofvengeance]

Minbari see Delenn as Human; Humans see Delenn as Minbari. Both Humans and Minbari view Delenn as a girlboss they hate to see winning.

[starlooove]

I alluded to this in tags awhile ago but like. IK continuity doesn’t work this way and when things shifted from kooky and silly 40s stuff with psas scattered to like dark brooding whatever we’re supposed to take it as like either time passing with some hand waving to personalities or ‘it was always like this for them trust’ but thinking about dick specifically going from holy galloping grasshoppers Batman to dealing with Bruce in spyral and shit is so so so sad I can’t articulate it well rn but like everyone kinda agrees the shift happened after two face and jason but like no dick saw it all he saw it while it happened he saw Bruce taking tim to baseball games and then gaslighting him at 16 he saw the man who’d take care of a random baby on the fly threaten to send his youngest son back to the league he saw the man who helped usher in a new era of young heroes treat Steph like shit he saw the man who inspired hope for a future in civilians heroes and enemies alike take advantage of cass’ suicidal thoughts and separation from her own humanity he saw everything and he just has to. Deal. To everyone else this is just Bruce and ppl like Tim and cass justify it to an extent bc they love him and get exasperated and when Dick is angry but how couldn’t Dick be angry? That’s his dad and he’s being so fucking mean and idk I’m rambling

[qixjone]

au where exy is rugby

[cherry-bomb-ships]

IM SORRY. RANT INCOMING BUT

THAT'S THE QUOTE FROM RANGO WHEN RATTLESNAKE JAKE IS ACTIVELY KILLING BEANS AND IN CONTEXT IT'S NOT ROMANTIC IN THE SLIGHTEST.

AND THIS IS TAGGED SHIP????? 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂

[deaneverafter]

Dean: you love me?

This specific Dean girl (only because the rest of you are the warmest, nicest people 🥺): yeah... but it’s kinda disrupting my whole heartless bitch vibe, so I don’t know.

✨✨✨

P.S. for the record, this is a complete joke, I have never been more certain of anything than I am of my love for this man 🖤

[mockingbirdshymn]

Nerris: Why are your tongues purple? Preston: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Harrison: I had a red one. Nerris: oh. Nerris: Nerris: OH. Nikki: Nikki: You drank eachothers slushies?

[puppy-minnie]

felix: How petty can you get?

minho: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.