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Possibly unpopular opinion but I think Aaron gets too much hate

My literal favorite interaction in any of the books is the morning after Columbia when Neil throws a GLASS FULL OF WATER directly at Aaron’s head and Aaron COMPLETELY UNBOTHERED by this smacks it out of the air before it can hit him

Like girl please he invented the word cunt

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I actually love the twinyards sm like they both wear completely black clothes unless they're wearing their uniforms, they're both into redheads, they hate each other, they killed each others abusers and looked out for each other in ways I can't even explain, they're both exactly 5 feet tall. shall I go on?

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“you know i get it-”

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This satire article resonated with me so much

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hc where after andrew graduates/ for neil’s fifth year, neil gets a service dog for his anxiety/paranoia. she does deep pressure stuff, brings him snacks or his phone so he can call/text andrew, she’s the only one who can coax him out of bed on anniversary’s of baltimore when andrew isn’t there, and all around general emotional support

but she’s also a college dog, she goes on runs with him, sits next to wymack during practice, comes to abby’s house for team dinners & to play in the yard, nicky gets her lots of fun patches for her service vest, she hangs out at the columbia house (if she sleeps on andrew’s side of the bed who is neil to stop her 🤷🏼‍♀️)

neil’s fifth year is just him + robin plus his dog, when he finally graduates and moves in with andrew the cats absolutely adore her, they curl up together, andrew spoils them all rotten, it would just be andreil and their fur babies

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I love the bingo cards but why are you guys wishing massacre on Jeremy 😭🙏🙏

"I hope Jeremy breaks his hand"

"I hope Jeremy gets kicked out of his house and has to pawn for money"

"I hope ichirou shoots jeremy"

This is how yall r sounding WHAT DID THAT MAN DO TO YALLL

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hello dear aftg socmed creators can you please give Andrew some rats I think he’d love them

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Nathan: I have finally brought you here, now we'll play the most dangerous game that exists, junior

Neil, nodding resignedly: knife monopoly

Nathan:

Nathan: well I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm curious

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all this fighting about jerejean's sex life makes me wish jeremy's smooth like a ken doll down there

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toxic stickball mafia yuri wHO SAID THAT

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making myself cry thinking about the pride nights at professional exy games…. having a bunch of different pride tapes the players can wrap their sticks in (neil doing a few stripes of ace tape in addition to the rainbow tape) (andrew doesn’t participate himself but allows neil to stick a small piece of rainbow tape to his helmet), doing little “exy is for everyone” promos, having rainbow jerseys and hats for sale….. it’d be so fun and sweet

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put neil josten in solitary refinement that man needs to learn some manners

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there's a very vague au idea in my head where neil is like a human lab experiment and the lab randomly brings in this up and coming new doctor scientist man (it's aaron) and aaron shows up extremely naive like wow can't wait to Science today i love Science and Medicine and Mad Scientists then he gets there and is like. yo what the fuck that is a whole adult human man.

anyway aaron and neil get close but in that weird scientist lab experiment friendship way (aaron does do some ethically dubious things here bcus i believe in his mad scientist desires) but ultimately he's like okay we have got to get this guy out of here and into real society (he has good intentions AND less good ones here...bcus he does want to see and study how neil interacts with the general public). so he ropes andrew in by being like, hey so remember that new well paying job i got yeah well its unethical human experimentation do you mind trading spots with me every tues/thurs so that we can plan a prison break. and that's how andreil fall in love <3

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neil decides to try out a lip balm that nicky got for him and suddenly andrew can't get enough of him. neil tastes so sweet it's driving him insane