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Neil talking about exy and Andrew kissing him to shut him up except Neil just…keeps talking about exy inbetween kisses like- Andrew is half exasperated half impressed he manages to keep his train of thought

Example being

“I think our defence could’ve been stronger-*kiss* -like our offense won us the game but- *kiss* -that doesn’t mean we can afford to- *kiss* yap yap yap and so on

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god i feel so stupid. i just realized:

jeremy knox = nox = night vs kevin DAY.

night and day.

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FRONT BOTTOM AND AFTG FAN SPOTTED IN THE WILD

Andrew and West Virginia by the front bottoms

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"why does Wymack have trible tattoos?" It was 2006. "Why is Allison wearing six inch rainbow heels?" It was 2006. "Why does Nicky act that like?" It was 2006. "I can't believe they use slurs like that" It was 2006. "Why did Jeremy have a yo-yo?" It was 2007. "Why do they have a papasan chair?" It was 2007. I promise you most of your Why Did This Thing Happen questions can be answered simply by "it was 2006/7"

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The SECOND book of the SECOND trilogy going out the TWENTY SECOND day of the SECOND month of the year (and Kevin's birthday) is just another thing that shows us how important the numbers are in the AFTG world and how much they could tell us.

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coffee shop au where andrew goes to this coffee shop everyday and order the same drink - the sweetest they had -, pays and leaves. he barely talks, just say his order and his name, not even a thank you.

but then. neil started to work there and suddenly andrew was very interested in ordering the most specific drinks he could think of, crazy measures like 12,001224 ounces of milk, and a bunch of extras. a drop of lime juice, raspberry seeds - yes, just the seeds, Josten. Yes, they have seed, Josten - and THEN andrew will take a sip of the drink and complain. "you put too much milk, do it again"

neil goes insane. he's so mad. he can't lose the stupid job because he needs the money but he CAN plan andrew's death. once he avoids Andrew and let his coworker do it for him, and he almost dies from pure anger when all that andrew says is idk like " iced caramel macchiato". no extra sugars, no crazy ingredients, nothing new.

neil goes home everyday thinking where will i hide Andrew's body? and in the weekends he will walk to a forest to find the perfect spot. andrew has a bad taste in his mouth the whole morning - the crazy drinks he orders are all bad, but he will drink it anyway - and thinking "yeah. that was some good flirting that i did"

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Two reasons why I love Andrew:

1. „May. May, Day. Mayday. A little curious, Kevin Day. When were you going to tell me?“

2. „Jean," he said. "Hey, Jean. Jean Valjean. Hey. Hey. Hello.“

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Neil: *exists* Andrew: i need him carnally

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aftg live action adaptation but its a muppet adaptation where everyone is a muppet except kevin day

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my favorite thing about jean and neil’s relationship is by far the fact that neil has absolutely nothing against jean and views him in a neutral-leaning-positive light but jean views neil as a horror show and the functional human equivalent of all of his problems combined

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Neil picked up andrew’s cigarette from the dirty pavement and put it in his mouth there is no spare toothbrush in that relationship

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Hey sorry your boyfriend got kidnapped by his mob boss dad. Yeah when he said thank you back there he meant thanks for everything you’ve done for him, that was his goodbye because he’s going to die. No yeah he was in love with you, that’s what all the looks meant. Anyway. He’ll think of you kissing him when he’s being tortured by his father’s people as an escape. No I totally get why you might want to burn the world until you find him. Yeah yeah maybe start with choking your teammate for answers. Sorry again.

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just remembered "i am nothing and as you've always said you want nothing" ANDREW STANDD UPPPP!!!!! ANDREW GET UP KING HOW ARE YOU GONNA LET HIS CORNY ASS LINES GET YOU !!!!!

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@tativati0n

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*throws this at you and runs away*

Insp: @dykekarkat